[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no
Will and Grace is Love <33333
Grace: Karan! I really think you should go out with him, go on its okay!
Karen:oooh I dont know sweetie, Im nervous.
Jack: Dont be nervous Karan, its easy. its just like learning to ride a bicylce *pause* Naked. *pause* With the seat off.
*whole table stares*
will: Your never allowed to borrow my bike ever again.
will: come on jack, lets try the back door?
jack: will truman! coming onto me at a time like this!!
karan: you thinking what im thinking?
jack: well i dont know, are you thinking about how it would feel like to haev spiderman spray spiderman web spray on you?
karan: okay thats just freaky
\
That is pissing me off.
me:horny
nick:iwas
me:iam
nick: oOooOOOooo TEXT SEX
me: yay okay
nick: hand me your vagina and we can begin
me: *hands over vagina* here
nick:
*rubs*
*genie comes out*
OH LOOK ITS A VAGINAL GENIE.
"I willl grant you three sexual wishes"
me: nick NO.MORE.TEXT.S
me: nick?
nick: what?
me: nothing
nick: pervert
me: what?!
nick: nothing
This place gets boring after a while.
I never thought Ide say that.
k what on earth is all of this crap about "limiting your presentation size"
Hello.
if anyone hasnt realised I have the [L o n g e s t] godddamned presentation ever.
and I like it.
I cannot
shuffle it around
and resize it
it took so much fucking time
aragh
this is causing me
grief.
lets revolt.
[x.NeVeR aGAiN.x]
Y0u have [-.My.-] rest 0f evar.
My Last L0Ve.
My OnlY L0vE.
izzy: I would want to call my kids Lilly and crush
me : *silence* I think they'r gonna be incestious
izzy: *Drops knife* Malavika, you just said my unborn children are going to be incestious. wow.
me : hahaha no but I mean, If I was called lilly and brother was called crush, ide want to do him.
izzy : I would want to do lilly.
(cant remember the conversation exactly)
izzy: *mally is eating with just a knife* Malavika, you know you can use your fork aswell.
me : oh heh thanks
*ten minutes later mally is eating with just a work*
izzy: Malavika, when i said you can use your fork aswell, I didnt say "do not use your knife".
me: haha lol k sorry
*half an hour later mally is eating with HER HANDS!!!*
izzy: Malavika...
me: *beams* now im eating with no utensils.
izzy: your like a little rodent
me : oh. gee. thanks
me: *hides the botttle of wine behind her boots* you cant see the wine bottle because its behind my boot!
charlotte: you cant see the spliff because its in my MOUTH!
me: im so happy. im going to have an orgasm
Charlotte: *spils bottle of wine on her skirt*
Subject: :://Crazy//::
Woah. The last two days have been Crazy. Friday was the last day of term, thank god.. We finished at 12:30 and I went straight back to Charlottes house!! I called Harriet because she had been saying that she wanted to watch me get my nose pierced, and then arranged to meet. I was so nervous but anyway
k
This will take to long.
LONG story SHORT.
I was fucking nervous.
I did it.
It hurt more than when I did it myself
But not that much more
I absolutleyfuckinglove the adrenaline rush.
I want
I NEED
to get more holes in my face.
I feel obliged.
We then went to the park
and got
sounbelievablyfucking
HIGH
It was amazing.
we were smoking
HardXcore
from like
12:30
to 7:30
hah.
Life is peachy.
I tried to roll.
I [/f/a/i/l/e/d/]
There was weed falling out
it kept burning
everyfuckingwhere
but hey
its okay
I can learn.
Oh man everything was good
until i felt physically /s/i/c/k/
but that was still
hillariously
funny at the time.
K well then we met
IZZY
andddd
she invited me to a party.
I went and like
omg.
I didnt drink
which i am sofuckingproudof.
I was just like
in spaced out mode.
I feel baddd abotu this thing that happened with nicholas but now my mommys shouting at me to clean my room.
more about that later
Subject:: My writing. My Appologies.
I know I havent been writing much recently. Okay I still write in this thing alot, but comparativley not that much. I just dont feel the sudden urge to write anymore. I dont really want to. My mom read my diary, (yes my real one) which I had like poured my heart into. And she just read it. Just an example of when my writing gets me in shit. But I dont want to talk about that. But this is not a goodbye, its a "See you soon". Isnt that promising. But I mean, Ive come to realise that If I force myself into something, something I know that deep down I DO actually want, it doesnt always work out. But heh. Ill just leave it for now.
But whats been going on here, well its the last week of school and like, I feel like im bleeding internally. Im getting my nose pierced tomorrow at 1:45 and im really nervous about that. Which I know I shouldnt be because I did actually do it myself in the first place but I mean, I let it heal up and blah. its complicated and tragic. More on that later. Im also intending on smoking some good weed tomorrow. So im looking forward to that but but but Im not going to smoke anything for a long time after that. Because. well just because I think its important that I dont. Mommy and I are good again, Im trying to avoid everything and anything I had written in my diary, but shes asked me some stuff already. Oh well. Whats done is done. We spent a long time talking about nicholas last night which made me XXXHAPPYXXX. //Hardcore//. She was being very optimisitic and promising, so that was good. I really think that things are improving with her and the whole accepting that I have a boyfriend thing. I know, I guess it will take time but, I have plenty of that. Its not like either of us is planning on going anyway. Hehe. I say that with such confidence. And I love that. I hate being like "OOH I love you so much!...you do too right?" or saying something really uber confident like "MUahaha its because we are in love!!" and then ask really meekly "we are...arent we?"
That annoys me when people say that :) Im as sure as...snow.
And you better believe it.
Today has been an interesting day, to say the least. Schools finishing tomorrow. Finally. Stupid england. Imma shave my legs today. So im excited about that. Oh I just recieved a song from the lovely Vagina.
You know, really, I dont know what Ide do without her.
Sure sometimes she hurts me really badly, or completely messes up my blocks when im trying to solve this really difficult japanease puzzle. (which btw I completed 6/7 levels to- but i didnt do the final level BECAUSE SOMEBODY kept distracting me and hitting me during maths today). But my god
I swear
Shes a
Walking
talking
map
Dictionary
encyclopedia
She knows most things about most things shes never dne in her life or doesnt even plan to.
For example :
WEED
she like, helps me when im in tricky situations for example a doctors/dentis
Shes just there
and for that
my little vagina
I thank you.
I would be lost ([Literally....]) without you.
[On an msn conversation window to rosalind]
me: mmm dont touch me there.
vag: wtf
me: aragh shit. wrong conversation
[On another conversation]
me: "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt. okay your turn.
vag: wtf
me: FUCK. WRONG CONVERSATION
vag: oh..*PAUSE* WTF MALLY EWW WHO THE HELL ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO . EWWW