[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
Mallys going to get hardcore
Phone sex
today.
In england
Theres no place like home.
w[o]w.
She's a Nervous [Nervous.] Nervous WreCK
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no
Will and Grace is Love <33333
Grace: Karan! I really think you should go out with him, go on its okay!
Karen:oooh I dont know sweetie, Im nervous.
Jack: Dont be nervous Karan, its easy. its just like learning to ride a bicylce *pause* Naked. *pause* With the seat off.
*whole table stares*
will: Your never allowed to borrow my bike ever again.
will: come on jack, lets try the back door?
jack: will truman! coming onto me at a time like this!!
karan: you thinking what im thinking?
jack: well i dont know, are you thinking about how it would feel like to haev spiderman spray spiderman web spray on you?
karan: okay thats just freaky
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That is pissing me off.
me:horny
nick:iwas
me:iam
nick: oOooOOOooo TEXT SEX
me: yay okay
nick: hand me your vagina and we can begin
me: *hands over vagina* here
nick:
*rubs*
*genie comes out*
OH LOOK ITS A VAGINAL GENIE.
"I willl grant you three sexual wishes"
me: nick NO.MORE.TEXT.S
me: nick?
nick: what?
me: nothing
nick: pervert
me: what?!
nick: nothing
This place gets boring after a while.
I never thought Ide say that.
k what on earth is all of this crap about "limiting your presentation size"
Hello.
if anyone hasnt realised I have the [L o n g e s t] godddamned presentation ever.
and I like it.
I cannot
shuffle it around
and resize it
it took so much fucking time
aragh
this is causing me
grief.
lets revolt.
[x.NeVeR aGAiN.x]
Y0u have [-.My.-] rest 0f evar.
My Last L0Ve.
My OnlY L0vE.
izzy: I would want to call my kids Lilly and crush
me : *silence* I think they'r gonna be incestious
izzy: *Drops knife* Malavika, you just said my unborn children are going to be incestious. wow.
me : hahaha no but I mean, If I was called lilly and brother was called crush, ide want to do him.
izzy : I would want to do lilly.
(cant remember the conversation exactly)
izzy: *mally is eating with just a knife* Malavika, you know you can use your fork aswell.
me : oh heh thanks
*ten minutes later mally is eating with just a work*
izzy: Malavika, when i said you can use your fork aswell, I didnt say "do not use your knife".
me: haha lol k sorry
*half an hour later mally is eating with HER HANDS!!!*
izzy: Malavika...
me: *beams* now im eating with no utensils.
izzy: your like a little rodent
me : oh. gee. thanks
me: *hides the botttle of wine behind her boots* you cant see the wine bottle because its behind my boot!
charlotte: you cant see the spliff because its in my MOUTH!
me: im so happy. im going to have an orgasm
Charlotte: *spils bottle of wine on her skirt*
Subject: :://Crazy//::
Woah. The last two days have been Crazy. Friday was the last day of term, thank god.. We finished at 12:30 and I went straight back to Charlottes house!! I called Harriet because she had been saying that she wanted to watch me get my nose pierced, and then arranged to meet. I was so nervous but anyway
k
This will take to long.
LONG story SHORT.
I was fucking nervous.
I did it.
It hurt more than when I did it myself
But not that much more
I absolutleyfuckinglove the adrenaline rush.
I want
I NEED
to get more holes in my face.
I feel obliged.
We then went to the park
and got
sounbelievablyfucking
HIGH
It was amazing.
we were smoking
HardXcore
from like
12:30
to 7:30
hah.
Life is peachy.
I tried to roll.
I [/f/a/i/l/e/d/]
There was weed falling out
it kept burning
everyfuckingwhere
but hey
its okay
I can learn.
Oh man everything was good
until i felt physically /s/i/c/k/
but that was still
hillariously
funny at the time.
K well then we met
IZZY
andddd
she invited me to a party.
I went and like
omg.
I didnt drink
which i am sofuckingproudof.
I was just like
in spaced out mode.
I feel baddd abotu this thing that happened with nicholas but now my mommys shouting at me to clean my room.
more about that later