[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
My head is giving me life or death.
But I cant Choose.
Nobody really compares.
I dont like Alcohol.
So I dont drink it.
Because Im awesome.
Mallys going to get hardcore
Phone sex
today.
In england
Theres no place like home.
w[o]w.
She's a Nervous [Nervous.] Nervous WreCK
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no
Will and Grace is Love <33333
Grace: Karan! I really think you should go out with him, go on its okay!
Karen:oooh I dont know sweetie, Im nervous.
Jack: Dont be nervous Karan, its easy. its just like learning to ride a bicylce *pause* Naked. *pause* With the seat off.
*whole table stares*
will: Your never allowed to borrow my bike ever again.
will: come on jack, lets try the back door?
jack: will truman! coming onto me at a time like this!!
karan: you thinking what im thinking?
jack: well i dont know, are you thinking about how it would feel like to haev spiderman spray spiderman web spray on you?
karan: okay thats just freaky
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That is pissing me off.
me:horny
nick:iwas
me:iam
nick: oOooOOOooo TEXT SEX
me: yay okay
nick: hand me your vagina and we can begin
me: *hands over vagina* here
nick:
*rubs*
*genie comes out*
OH LOOK ITS A VAGINAL GENIE.
"I willl grant you three sexual wishes"
me: nick NO.MORE.TEXT.S
me: nick?
nick: what?
me: nothing
nick: pervert
me: what?!
nick: nothing
This place gets boring after a while.
I never thought Ide say that.
k what on earth is all of this crap about "limiting your presentation size"
Hello.
if anyone hasnt realised I have the [L o n g e s t] godddamned presentation ever.
and I like it.
I cannot
shuffle it around
and resize it
it took so much fucking time
aragh
this is causing me
grief.
lets revolt.
[x.NeVeR aGAiN.x]
Y0u have [-.My.-] rest 0f evar.
My Last L0Ve.
My OnlY L0vE.