[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
So this is not the totally conventional way of writing a diary. But then again, what is?
My last diary was a tragedy. And so I gave up on the whole “splatter your soul all over some pages in some book” after my mother discovered it. Lets just say she wasn’t too happy with the content of my soul. But I always thought the book was pretty.
All in the name of literature I say.
So its goodbye book, and hello new age technology. The diary whore is back with a vengeance. And this time a keypad, an empty word document and a handy dandy floppy disk. Mahwah AND its password protected. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it. God I love the twenty-first centaury. Oh man, I totally forgot how to spell “Twenty” and “Century”, but luckily for me, I have spell check. **Beams**
I’ve always read these trashy novels written in diary form (the princess diaries = hence the name?) and they’ve always intrigued me to some extent. So then I thought “I want one” and so, now I do. Not that >this< is ever going to get published and sell in bookstores nationwide for billions. Heh. Right. There’s nothing interesting about this. It’s only my life. I'm not a princess, I don’t have long blonde hair, I don’t have a secret passionate affair with my math tutor, I don’t slit my wrists and drink my own blood, I don’t have magical powers, I don’t have any exciting stories to tell. I don’t do dieting, I don’t do matching clothes. I don’t do popularity. I don’t do…I don’t actually do much. Nope.
Hahahaha
Nick NEVER comes online on elftown anymore.
To talk to you.
But I have his phone NUMBER.
And He has mine.
And He comes online
[All The Time.]
You are SO
Jealous.
My head is giving me life or death.
But I cant Choose.
Nobody really compares.
I dont like Alcohol.
So I dont drink it.
Because Im awesome.
Mallys going to get hardcore
Phone sex
today.
In england
Theres no place like home.
w[o]w.
She's a Nervous [Nervous.] Nervous WreCK
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no
Will and Grace is Love <33333
Grace: Karan! I really think you should go out with him, go on its okay!
Karen:oooh I dont know sweetie, Im nervous.
Jack: Dont be nervous Karan, its easy. its just like learning to ride a bicylce *pause* Naked. *pause* With the seat off.
*whole table stares*
will: Your never allowed to borrow my bike ever again.
will: come on jack, lets try the back door?
jack: will truman! coming onto me at a time like this!!
karan: you thinking what im thinking?
jack: well i dont know, are you thinking about how it would feel like to haev spiderman spray spiderman web spray on you?
karan: okay thats just freaky
\
That is pissing me off.
me:horny
nick:iwas
me:iam
nick: oOooOOOooo TEXT SEX
me: yay okay
nick: hand me your vagina and we can begin
me: *hands over vagina* here
nick:
*rubs*
*genie comes out*
OH LOOK ITS A VAGINAL GENIE.
"I willl grant you three sexual wishes"
me: nick NO.MORE.TEXT.S
me: nick?
nick: what?
me: nothing
nick: pervert
me: what?!
nick: nothing
This place gets boring after a while.
I never thought Ide say that.
k what on earth is all of this crap about "limiting your presentation size"
Hello.
if anyone hasnt realised I have the [L o n g e s t] godddamned presentation ever.
and I like it.
I cannot
shuffle it around
and resize it
it took so much fucking time
aragh
this is causing me
grief.
lets revolt.
