[choke_on_dreams]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

anu : *moans*
me : what was THAT
anu : *moans* that?
me : nevermind.

anu : yeah i masterbate all the time, i masterbate in the middle of the night and jeeths like - "are you finished? want to do me now? "
me : oh.

anu: do you like thiscoat?
me : disco...?...... music?
anu: THIS COAT
me: oh this COAT
anu: NO NOT THIS COAT. THIS QUOTE. Q-U-O-T-E.

658365 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

anu: does he like your body?
me : uuuhhh what?
anu : does nick liek your body? what does he think about it
me : i dont know, he likes it?
anu : does he WANT it or does he just like it?
me : ..he wants it ;)
anu : then he doesnt really like it
me : *look destroyed, not sure what to say....* *silence*...really?
anu :LMFAO

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

anuuuuuuu : if you were stranded on an island....with nick.
me: yeah?
anuuuuuuuu : *pause*...who would do the cooking?
me: he would.

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

annuuuuu : do you like coke?
me: cocaine? Oh yah!

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

Im Goth 6666969696996969699696969696996969996969 \m/

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

How about no you crazy dutch bastard.

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

Ruby.
Ruby.
Ruby.
Soho.

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

Hey Kids!!1!!one!!1!!!!!1

Well, Thats where its At.

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Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

Going to my aunts today.

Yay

I gotta go shopping tomorrow
I gots to buy lots and lots of things.
Fun eh?
I have money too.
I just discovered:
[£35] big ones. In my
multi [C]oloured
button purse.
Im happy about that.
I intend on buying some sexy
Green
Contact Lenses.
With that money.
And the rest, my mommy will give me.

Oh yeah, and I found some more of my daddies Porno!

Yay for that.

He doesnt even fucking try to hide it.
Well, even if he did
Ide find it ;)
and like, he'll still be a pervert.
God, I hate him.

Its not even nice porn.
Its fat men in panties
Jerking off
To some stupid cuntgirl
wearing disgusting underwear
sometimes shes not wearing anything
but shes gross
so
its not nice at all.
Why does he do this?
Faggot.

658117 Link to this entry
Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (7022 days ago)

Im so Awesomer.

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Written about Thursday 2005-09-01
Written: (7023 days ago)

izzy: theyd kill you
me: how?
izzy: theyde rip your head off
me: how?
izzy: *pause*...with..a...big....knife?

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-31
Written: (7024 days ago)

*[Mally Opens A Word Document]*

So this is not the totally conventional way of writing a diary. But then again, what is?
My last diary was a tragedy. And so I gave up on the whole “splatter your soul all over some pages in some book” after my mother discovered it. Lets just say she wasn’t too happy with the content of my soul. But I always thought the book was pretty.
All in the name of literature I say.
So its goodbye book, and hello new age technology. The diary whore is back with a vengeance. And this time a keypad, an empty word document and a handy dandy floppy disk. Mahwah AND its password protected. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it. God I love the twenty-first centaury. Oh man, I totally forgot how to spell “Twenty” and “Century”, but luckily for me, I have spell check. **Beams**
I’ve always read these trashy novels written in diary form (the princess diaries = hence the name?) and they’ve always intrigued me to some extent. So then I thought “I want one” and so, now I do. Not that >this< is ever going to get published and sell in bookstores nationwide for billions. Heh. Right. There’s nothing interesting about this. It’s only my life. I'm not a princess, I don’t have long blonde hair, I don’t have a secret passionate affair with my math tutor, I don’t slit my wrists and drink my own blood, I don’t have magical powers, I don’t have any exciting stories to tell. I don’t do dieting, I don’t do matching clothes. I don’t do popularity. I don’t do…I don’t actually do much. Nope.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-31
Written: (7024 days ago)

Hahahaha
Nick NEVER comes online on elftown anymore.
To talk to you.
But I have his phone NUMBER.
And He has mine.
And He comes online
[All The Time.]
You are SO
Jealous.

657059 Link to this entry
Written about Wednesday 2005-08-31
Written: (7024 days ago)

My head is giving me life or death.

But I cant Choose.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-31
Written: (7024 days ago)

Nobody really compares.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-31
Written: (7024 days ago)

I dont like Alcohol.
So I dont drink it.
Because Im awesome.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-31
Written: (7024 days ago)

Mallys going to get hardcore
Phone sex
today.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-08-30
Written: (7025 days ago)

Im back
In england
Theres no place like home.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-24
Written: (7031 days ago)

w[o]w.

Am I really getting Bored of this [place.] >

Is it because I have a L.i.f.e. [?]

More [A]wesome than the one Ive created On the [Internet?.]

Why, this cannot be true.

Fucking Lame ass Cunts.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-08-24
Written: (7031 days ago)

She's a Nervous [Nervous.] Nervous WreCK

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Written about Sunday 2005-08-21
Written: (7034 days ago)

person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no

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