Say I had a Penis
Would you
still
NEED ME
like you do.
OR would that jsut change

OR
would you be gay.

Okay good Because Now That I know that Im
[U L T R A] Awesome, I can be retarded and know that People will flock to me.
So I can TYP LYK DIS
And *Rubs nipples*
and do this :
dfshkg'dpou'sft
sjfodsu#'f[0pdbin'[pai#s[nspisdr'BP~SPip[dsfisdpfnhsghop bsg'sdipfhipsouabn'spusn'fopd'snbguo'gfops

for a whole section in my house perhaps.
Or write about how I was listening to teh Britney.
and
You still love me.



Is that how it goes?

I bought everything but a Pencil case.
MANNNN.

I like to play Dress up.

I really do.

Its Most fun :)

Why do I listen to
Good
Amazing
Spectacular
Songs
Again
And
Again
Until
I get
Sick
Of
Them.

Im listening to Always By Bon Jovi.
And its Making My <3 Heart. Flutter.

Funny thing happened.
I was trying to tell someone that I was wearing a corset.
But instead
I accidently said:
Im wearing a [B e a r s u i t].
LmFaOOOOOOO.
<3333333333333333333333333

matt: so we can go back to your place now right? yeah, okay and then like...*Talks about coming around*

mally : *afraid to hurt feelings* uhh , my mom just said that we're going out to like a friends house for dinner

matt: k..;.

*awkward silence*

matt: im not invited am I?

*matt and mally sitting on a bus. BIG MAN SITS RIGHT OPPOSITE US*

*Matt goes to "touch" mally bag*

mally: dont touch me
guy: *laughs*

sara: TEN THOUSAND?!!?!?!
me : SPOONS
sara : what the hell
me : I MEAN WTF
sara : who did you rob?
me : the spoon...POLICE
sara: rebel
me : thats right
sara : i hope you didnt get caught
me: i did *but it made it better*;)
sara : theyll confiscate those spoons. *whispers* even the ones youd didnt take.
me: *whispers* i took them all
sara: *whispers* even the ones your mommy bought?
me: *whispers* even those.

anu : *moans*
me : what was THAT
anu : *moans* that?
me : nevermind.



anu : yeah i masterbate all the time, i masterbate in the middle of the night and jeeths like - "are you finished? want to do me now? "
me : oh.






anu: do you like thiscoat?
me : disco...?...... music?
anu: THIS COAT
me: oh this COAT
anu: NO NOT THIS COAT. THIS QUOTE. Q-U-O-T-E.

anu: does he like your body?
me : uuuhhh what?
anu : does nick liek your body? what does he think about it
me : i dont know, he likes it?
anu : does he WANT it or does he just like it?
me : ..he wants it ;)
anu : then he doesnt really like it
me : *look destroyed, not sure what to say....* *silence*...really?
anu :LMFAO

anuuuuuuu : if you were stranded on an island....with nick.
me: yeah?
anuuuuuuuu : *pause*...who would do the cooking?
me: he would.

annuuuuu : do you like coke?
me: cocaine? Oh yah!

Im Goth 6666969696996969699696969696996969996969 \m/

How about no you crazy dutch bastard.

Ruby.
Ruby.
Ruby.
Soho.