[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
So this years Impo...tent
k. lmfao. Serious. Now.
This year is IMPORTANT
Correct?
Co-fuccking-erect.
[ L M F A O]
I crack myself up.
I swear.
Seriously now.
GCSE'S.
Which is important.
Because.
a./ Im a Nerd and getting good marks is important to me.
b./ I need to get goodmarks so Nicholas can come and see me :):):):):)
c./ I want to try Heroin.
Fuck.
Hmm
Im the girl who
Likes to burn chocolate
and eat it
with her fingers.
Sick.Adore.What was that Word That sounded like Apple sauce?
Raw[R]. Thats Fucking Right..
Dont Gain Weight.
I just finished my twix.
Im So Unprepared for SCHOOL.
Poo head.
Like
I dont have
a pencil case
which is
ok
because for a good part of last year
I sort of
*CANT THINK OF WORD. IT WAS A GOOD WORD*
i cant carry on now because i cant think of that fucking word.
Say I had a Penis
Would you
still
NEED ME
like you do.
OR would that jsut change
OR
would you be gay.
Thats right.
A MANNNNN
Okay good Because Now That I know that Im
[U L T R A] Awesome, I can be retarded and know that People will flock to me.
So I can TYP LYK DIS
And *Rubs nipples*
and do this :
dfshkg'dpou'sf
sjfodsu#'f[0pdbin'[pai#s[nspisdr'BP~SPip[dsfisdpfnhsghop bsg'sdipfhipsouabn'spusn'fopd'snbguo'gfops
for a whole section in my house perhaps.
Or write about how I was listening to teh Britney.
and
You still love me.
Is that how it goes?
I bought everything but a Pencil case.
MANNNN.
That Maybe
You
really
do
Care?
I like to play Dress up.
I really do.
Its Most fun :)
Why do I listen to
Good
Amazing
Spectacular
Songs
Again
And
Again
Until
I get
Sick
Of
Them.
Im listening to Always By Bon Jovi.
And its Making My <3 Heart. Flutter.
Funny thing happened.
I was trying to tell someone that I was wearing a corset.
But instead
I accidently said:
Im wearing a [B e a r s u i t].
LmFaOOOOOOO.
<33333333333333
matt: so we can go back to your place now right? yeah, okay and then like...*Talks about coming around*
mally : *afraid to hurt feelings* uhh , my mom just said that we're going out to like a friends house for dinner
matt: k..;.
*awkward silence*
matt: im not invited am I?
*matt and mally sitting on a bus. BIG MAN SITS RIGHT OPPOSITE US*
*Matt goes to "touch" mally bag*
mally: dont touch me
guy: *laughs*
sara: TEN THOUSAND?!!?!?
me : SPOONS
sara : what the hell
me : I MEAN WTF
sara : who did you rob?
me : the spoon...POLICE
sara: rebel
me : thats right
sara : i hope you didnt get caught
me: i did *but it made it better*;)
sara : theyll confiscate those spoons. *whispers* even the ones youd didnt take.
me: *whispers* i took them all
sara: *whispers* even the ones your mommy bought?
me: *whispers* even those.