[choke_on_dreams]'s diary
.THE.FUN.AND.H
IGH.ADVENTURES .OF.IZZY.AND.H ER.
1.
*Looks Shifty*
me: your like god because of your heads and stuff.
izzy: *pause* *looks into thin air* Hello head. I have four heads. One of thems looking at me.
me : *laughs*
*hyperventalat
*cries*
izzy: Is She CRYING now?
*Looks Shifty*
My Hands Smell Of
VOMIT
me : HI PHIL ANDREAS
Phil : hi mally
Me : wtf HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
phil : well...theres like..your picture
me : YEAH BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW..THAT IT WAS MEE
Phil : because only you love me so much to think of such great names
me : yeah but how did you PHYSCOPATHICAL
phil : phsycopathical
Ill catch you.
Thanks My Lover. Cass. <3
Macon: I do this thing called Jedi Mind reading. When somebody says something to me, I just have to tell them how I want them to react and, its crazy, they do exactly that, its like im feeding them what i want them to say.
So for example;
When I ask you to go out with me this Friday night you're gonna think you're the one asking me because you're gonna say 'yes Macon, I would love to go out with you because I know we'll have a totally great time together. In fact, I'd been hoping you'd ask me all week.'
Halley: You wanna go out on a date with me?
Macon: See, I told you you'd ask me.
Macon: Your going to take three steps towards me. Your going to put your hand on my shoulders, your going to let me hold you by the waist. Now your going to kiss me in...3...2...1
*both kiss*
*Halley moves away*
Macon: your a good kisser
Halley: You tricked me! You jedi mind tricked me!
So this years Impo...tent
k. lmfao. Serious. Now.
This year is IMPORTANT
Correct?
Co-fuccking-erect.
[ L M F A O]
I crack myself up.
I swear.
Seriously now.
GCSE'S.
Which is important.
Because.
a./ Im a Nerd and getting good marks is important to me.
b./ I need to get goodmarks so Nicholas can come and see me :):):):):)
c./ I want to try Heroin.
Fuck.
Hmm
Im the girl who
Likes to burn chocolate
and eat it
with her fingers.
Sick.Adore.What was that Word That sounded like Apple sauce?
Raw[R]. Thats Fucking Right..
Dont Gain Weight.
I just finished my twix.
Im So Unprepared for SCHOOL.
Poo head.
Like
I dont have
a pencil case
which is
ok
because for a good part of last year
I sort of
*CANT THINK OF WORD. IT WAS A GOOD WORD*
i cant carry on now because i cant think of that fucking word.
Say I had a Penis
Would you
still
NEED ME
like you do.
OR would that jsut change
OR
would you be gay.
Thats right.
A MANNNNN
Okay good Because Now That I know that Im
[U L T R A] Awesome, I can be retarded and know that People will flock to me.
So I can TYP LYK DIS
And *Rubs nipples*
and do this :
dfshkg'dpou'sf
sjfodsu#'f[0pdbin'[pai#s[nspisdr'BP~SPip[dsfisdpfnhsghop bsg'sdipfhipsouabn'spusn'fopd'snbguo'gfops
for a whole section in my house perhaps.
Or write about how I was listening to teh Britney.
and
You still love me.
Is that how it goes?
I bought everything but a Pencil case.
MANNNN.