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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

*[Scene: Its A Hot Day]*
*Mally walks around with her fly undun*
Mom: What are you doing?! Put your Fly up!
Me: I cant. I expand When Im Heated.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

And does she?

No, Shes going out with Tom. Tom some rich bitch she met on the cruise. He lives in Norfolk..

Yeah.

*Yawn*

Sniff it

UGH mally want have you done you cow.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

Im
Taken.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

Mally.
Mally.
Mally.
Mally.

Shut up woman.
Stop saying Mally.

MARADITH.
MARADITH.
MARADITH.
MARADITH.

Bexter.

In dexters Labrotory//::
DEEDEE BLOWS HIS EXPOSIONS

660651 Link to this entry
Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

I even Type Fast.

Apparantly I talk fast.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

Drunk.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7017 days ago)

mally: *on phone to vag* I cant say it because people can hear.
vag: Okay spell it. *pause* oh wait people can spell.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7018 days ago)

Everytime I play Runescape.
Awesome.
My computer screws up and I have to type backwards.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7018 days ago)

Its Getting Old.
And Everybody Knows It.
And You Know It.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7018 days ago)

I got an
A in Maths.
I got another
A+ in Statistics.
And a
B for Another thing in Maths.

I got an
A+ in Enlish Literature.
I got an A+ in English Language.

So Im You Know, Happy.

However I got my school picture back, in which I look like a Downer.

My Fucking cloud.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7018 days ago)

When Im Happy. Im really happy.

When Im sad. Im really sad.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-09-06
Written: (7018 days ago)

I Could Have Died From Being Boring.

Now. Show Me Something Pretty.

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Written about Monday 2005-09-05
Written: (7018 days ago)

.Est.Est.Est.

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Written about Monday 2005-09-05
Written: (7019 days ago)

.CASS.WATCHES.MY.DIARY.IN.A.CRAZY.STALKER.WAY.
BUT/ITS/OKAY
I\LOVE\IT.

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Written about Monday 2005-09-05
Written: (7019 days ago)

School today.
Was High today.
What a way to start the year.

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Written about Monday 2005-09-05
Written: (7019 days ago)

.THE.FUN.AND.HIGH.ADVENTURES.OF.IZZY.AND.HER.

1.
"Jesus Was Gods Best.Friend."

Somebody was High.
*Looks Shifty*

me: your like god because of your heads and stuff.
izzy: *pause* *looks into thin air* Hello head. I have four heads. One of thems looking at me.

me : *laughs*

*hyperventalates*

*cries*

izzy: Is She CRYING now?

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Written about Monday 2005-09-05
Written: (7019 days ago)

"Jesus Was Gods Best.Friend."

Somebody was High.
*Looks Shifty*

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Written about Sunday 2005-09-04
Written: (7019 days ago)

My Hands Smell Of
VOMIT

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Written about Sunday 2005-09-04
Written: (7019 days ago)

me : HI PHIL ANDREAS
Phil : hi mally
Me : wtf HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
phil : well...theres like..your picture
me : YEAH BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW..THAT IT WAS MEE
Phil : because only you love me so much to think of such great names
me : yeah but how did you PHYSCOPATHICALLY TELL
phil : phsycopathically ? nah . im just lucky.

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Written about Sunday 2005-09-04
Written: (7020 days ago)

If Your Ready To Jump.
Ill catch you.

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Written about Sunday 2005-09-04
Written: (7020 days ago)

One Of MY All Time Favourite Movie Quotes.
[*Does not remember the name*]

How to deal.
Thanks My Lover. Cass. <3

Macon: I do this thing called Jedi Mind reading. When somebody says something to me, I just have to tell them how I want them to react and, its crazy, they do exactly that, its like im feeding them what i want them to say.
So for example;
When I ask you to go out with me this Friday night you're gonna think you're the one asking me because you're gonna say 'yes Macon, I would love to go out with you because I know we'll have a totally great time together. In fact, I'd been hoping you'd ask me all week.'

Halley: You wanna go out on a date with me?

Macon: See, I told you you'd ask me.

Macon: Your going to take three steps towards me. Your going to put your hand on my shoulders, your going to let me hold you by the waist. Now your going to kiss me in...3...2...1..

*both kiss*

*Halley moves away*

Macon: your a good kisser
Halley: You tricked me! You jedi mind tricked me!

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