[choke_on_dreams]'s diary

694419  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-11-07
Written: (6958 days ago)

Matt has this idea that if he squeezes my boobs, Ill fart.


Matt: Mally so if i squeeze your booobs your fart, what happens if I squeeze your ass?
Me: Ill shit on you.

694064  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-11-06
Written: (6959 days ago)

Nick was high ;;


Nick: I always thinks that...
Me: wait..."I always thinks" lmao.


Me: You are being MEAN.
Nick: I am NOT
Me: you ARE
Nick:...Sorry.



Nick: Ill brb.
Me: okay sure bebe
*five minutes pass and Mally clicks on nicks window. Hes sitting there blankly*
Me: lol Babe...
Nick: *laughs* I forgot to say im back.
Me: haha...
Nick: mally...
Me: yes?
Nick: Im back

Mally: *says something*
Nick: wow youve never said that word before...coooool.
Mally: said what?
Nick: that word?
Mally: what did i say?
Nick: neat
Mally: no i didnt?!
Nick: yes you did..
mally: nick i said I love you...


Me: whatare you thinking/>?
Nick: are you asking me special questions?
Me: what?!
Nick: are you asking me special questions because im high?
Me: like what?
Nick: like what are you thinking?
Me: nick dont i always ask you that?
Nick: yeah


Me: *trying to talk dirty*
Nick: OOOHHH SHES RUBBIN HER PUSSY NOW. OOHHH.
Me: *burst out laugh*?nick stfu. I cannot do this while your high.


Nick: your like one of those people who one 5 dollars at on the lottery...im nothing special.
Me: No, im one of thsoe people who dont buy lottery tickets because shes got everything she needs at home.

693233  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-11-05
Written: (6960 days ago)

So listen,
its bonfire night tonight.




But I do not participate in such events.
Thank you.
Goodbye.


I may quite possibly stay over at Izzy's tonight,
along with my GOOD BEST FRIEND ;; Harriet QUEEN BELL.


Yes.


Nicholas and I will be Level four by the end of this weekend.


Guildwars. Yes.




I really should start studying for my exams I guess ya?


693231  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-11-05
Written: (6960 days ago)


See Ya Later Sexy.
Thats what he says;; Yeah.

692136  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-11-03
Written: (6962 days ago)

.:YoUr LiKe PoIsEn RuNnInG tHrOuGh My [V/e\I/n\S]:.

691371  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-11-02
Written: (6963 days ago)



Have we photosynthesized our breakfast today?




She was the still point of the turning world, man.



691370  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-11-02
Written: (6963 days ago)





When She Jumped, She Probably Thought She Could Fly.



690414  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-10-31
Written: (6965 days ago)




.N o A t t r a c t i o n.





None Whatsoever.
690413  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-10-31
Written: (6965 days ago)

Upon Request, I think I could quite possibly write a little bit more on this diary.



Vag. Ahem.

690411  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-10-31
Written: (6965 days ago)

Hey Man,
Today I called Nick, and It was like :


Nick: Uh oh.
Me: *silence* *Tries to stop laughing, because she thinks shes rang the wrong number* Is Nick there?
Nick: *Funny Voice*Uhm...Ya Ill give it to him *Silence* Hey Bebe, That was me all along.
*LAUGH FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER*





Tom: I gtg guys
Nick: OHHH PLEASE DONT GO MAN PLEASE, IM GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH OMGGGG PLEASE, DONT LEAVE ME.
Mally: Bye man.
Tom: Ok Ill stay.
Nick: jk leave.
Mally: omg nick, well done.


Mally: *laughing really hard*
Nick: *silence* Okay. You just snorted. that was funny.

689861  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-10-30
Written: (6966 days ago)

Im
Booooored.

Im a sex machine
Ready to relode.

687784  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-10-26
Written: (6971 days ago)

I think its funny When
[N O N . E M O] boys
make their houses
All Pretty and stuff
Im a Fag.
I know.


685491  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-10-21
Written: (6975 days ago)



He Knows Its Too Late.


























































Other:
Handed in all my work.
Its the best I can do.
Anything you can do
;;I can do better.

Out Please.
Okiez Dealz.




685490  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-10-21
Written: (6975 days ago)

Everytime I use ;; or &&. I just feel So Cool.


685484  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-10-21
Written: (6975 days ago)


My stomach really hurts.

I think today is a Windy day lmao.





Its not a surprise anymore.


;;Its a failed surprise.


Like an

Abortion.


What? Do I LOOK Like Like A Florist?


685482  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-10-21
Written: (6975 days ago)


I say it like ive got something to Hide.


Isnt that creepy.

685481  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-10-21
Written: (6975 days ago)

All Of The Stars
;;Are Fading away


Ill Try Not To Worry.
.I'll See Them Someday.



Right?





How Many Special People Change?




685480  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-10-21
Written: (6975 days ago)

Enough.
Is Enough.
Goodbye.
Is Goodbye.

683893  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-10-18
Written: (6978 days ago)

You said I Wasnt Cheap.
You Payed Me Twenty Pounds.
You Promised To Put Me In The Magezines.










I Know Im Not As Pretty As Those Girls.


683892  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-10-18
Written: (6978 days ago)
Next in thread: 683935

Does anyone know any good online Blog/Journal things I can use.
Ive been trying to find some
But nothing beats E.T;;
For some reason.
Its not that great here, But I DONT KNOW.
Live journal and My space, seem like such an effort.
Help anybody?

683891  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-10-18
Written: (6978 days ago)

So You've had a bad day.


Get The Hell Over It.







Im going to write in this thing more.





You got me hitch my knees up.
And pulled my legs
A p a r t.
 The logged in version 

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