PHILOSOPHY #4

--Why do we go to school??

My theory (and it's probably right lol) is that we go to school because some people have the idea that we should be educated so we can get a good job and make good money and look after out parents when they get old. And because it's torture for us and they all like to see us in pain. Which would indicate that the people who invented school were sadistic, horrible people, who should be discovered and then immortalised by a statue of them somewhere so that it can be vandalised appropriately =) Good enough??

PHILOSOPHY #3

-- Normality.

According to the dictionary, normal is "the usual". But "normal" if you think about it is actually "weird". These two stereotypes are usually opposite, but if you really think about it then more people are "weird" than "normal" therefore by definition, weird IS normal. =)
Just for a bit of further explanation: Basically, what we classify as "weird" is a stereotype that most people fit into in varying degrees. This would, technically speaking, make "weird", well, "normal".
And of course, we have people with nothing better to do who come up with ramblings like this just to confuse everyone on what we actually mean, and make us think about life a little more.

PHILOSOPHY #2

--Boredom on Elftown

Have you ever noticed, that almost everyone on elftown is always bored?? My theory, is that this is the place people go when they're so bored they don't know what else to do. Which would explain why everyone's always bored on here!!! And tis completely logical (and obvious). I feel so proud! lol =P

PHILOSOPHY #1

-- Rock

My philosophy is that rock music is really good right? Rock rocks!! And... that's why it's called rock!!! But then I kind of semi-contradicted myself, cause maybe we say stuff rocks as a tribute to rock (music) and so because rock rocks, we say stuff rocks!! But I’m still not sure if that makes sense...