God. Everything fuckin SUCKS ASS MONKEYS! I can't take this god damn life, and everything in it anymore. I just want that pain to stop. Make the voices stop. Make the demons go away. Make my mom go away, and more now then ever, my dad too. Make everyone 'cept my cuz, few friends, boyfriend, and dog to just FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!

Ahoy there!
I don't know why, but I tend to think I'm a pirate. And I am.
My dog kicks all your asses, you know why? Cuz he's Spider-Man. That's why. Yeah, he's got a pretty damn good cover up I'd say, posing as an inocent little lab puppy, but really he's Spider-Man, but more evil. He uses his spider powers for world domination and stuff like that.