I'm a single, not-quite-legal, white female. My inspirations in life include keeping my hands and feet warm at all times, plaster every single white space of my walls with magazine pictures and find a hot lesbian, who constantly tries to lure me into the gay side of life, willing to do nude poses purely for the sake of my artistic ambitions. I enjoy many different kinds of music, asians, chocolate kisses, long walks on the beach and sticking things where they don't belong.

...If this were a personal ad...

A conversation awhile ago in art on the topic of mistletoe. I kept thinking of it today... I think I got everything right.

Me: So mistletoe is poisonous..
Zach: Makes sense..
Kenny: Well, it has to be doesn't it?
Me: Mistletoe has to be... poisonous?
Kenny: Well, yeah.
Me: ...o.O
Kenny: Yeah. So you have to kiss under mistletoe right? Well, you just have to kiss like it's your last kiss ever, just in case you open your mouth and mistletoe falls down into and you just die! bllahhshmaaaaaaaah....
Me/Zach: .....o.O

that's all I think of now when I see mistletoe.

OMG I'm stealing this...



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"So come with me, where dreams are born and time is never planned. Just think of happy things and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Neverland!"

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Don't Panic says:
I think it's this shirt.
Don't Panic says:
It must have like ultra nipple reactants built into it's fibers.