Science Fiction Quiz
by [ pixie_shimmer ] and [ Azgul Ironjawz ]

Question 1

If a large, grotesque alien life form confronts you as you are getting the morning paper, what do you do?

a) Ignite your trusty lightsabre and charge headlong toward the beast screaming ‘You are not my father!!!'
b) Whip out your trusty tricorder and frantically demand for someone with a Scottish accent to ‘beam you up'
c) Take out your memory messeruppera from your jacket pocket and flash the fiend's memory into thinking it is a castmember from the Teletubbies…Eh Oh!

Question 2

You come across an unidentified planet. Do you…

a) Scan the planet so much with your highly radioactive scanning beams so that any inhabitants develop radiation poisoning.
b) Aim your ship's full arsenal of turbo lasers at the planet and erase it from existence.
c) Shrug and go back to playing Mario Party 3 with your Romulan shipmates.

Question 3

A bounty hunter strikes up a conversation with you, commenting that he is aware of the substantial bounty on your head. Do you…

a) Wave your hand and say ‘I am not the one you are looking for'. After he repeats this back to you, direct him towards the table where a handsome young man and walking shag carpet are seated.
b) Activate your skintight stealth camoflage suit and put a ‘kick me' sign on his back before giggling like a schoolgirl as you skip out the door.
c) Eat him.

Question 4

If you won a million credits, what is the first thing you would do?

a) Upgrade your vehicle from ‘Space Trash' to ‘Ultra Speedy and Powerful Space Trash' (U.S.P.S.T – say it how it looks)
b) Buy a gift voucher for a full body wax for your best friend – a Wookie
c) Start the ‘Flush the Hutt Foundation'

Question 5

The ideal woman is –

a) Princess Leia
b) Chewbacca
c) A Man

THE RESULTS
To Question 1
If you answered ‘a', you are someone who likes to play too much with sticks and you have deep issues regarding your father. Perhaps you are in love with him.
If you answered ‘b', you are someone who has control issues, and fantasies about being abducted by aliens…somethi ng to do with probing?
If you answered ‘c', you watch the Teletubbies and no more need to be said. Oh…and you like to hide behind sunglasses so that hot babes can't tell when you are looking at their cleavage.

Question 2
If you answered ‘a', you think too much instead of doing, and so everyone has left the party before you even get there. Or they heard you were coming and ran as fast as they could to a secret venue.
If you answered ‘b', you are someone who thinks that big guns make up for what you lack in other areas.
If you answered ‘c', you should seriously think about buying Super Smash Bros. It is way better than Mario Party 3. And your Romulan shipmates.

Question 3
If you answered ‘a', you are extremely charming and sadistic – and you finally have your revenge on that handsome guy with the Wookie who cheated you out of half your last job's profits.
If you answered ‘b', you are really a castmember from ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'.
If you answered ‘c', you are very hungry. But very good looking and intelligent and popular with the ladies and…please don't eat me…

Question 4
If you answered ‘a', you are someone who likes shiny, new things. STOP TAKING DRUGS!
If you answered ‘b', you just really want to know what is under all that hair…
If you answered ‘c', you just want to find out how many other people think that Jabba the Hutt looks like a really huge, talking poo.

Question 5
If you answered ‘a', then you are most of the male population on the galaxy.
If you answered ‘b', then you like tall girls with long hair who don't speaka-da-lang uage!.
If you answered ‘c', then you are a sexist pig who thinks that all men are better than women. Even at wearing bikinis. (I think the people who chose answer ‘a' will have something to say to that.)