Town Herald Humour

Seasons...

by [ pixie_shimmer ]

What Summer Means-

- Changing your clothes 5 times a day due to the buckets of sweat that pour from your body.

- Yourself sticking to any kind of leather or vinyl type upholstery. The easy to clean factor doesn't mean so much to you now, does it!?

- More mosquitoes than you can swing a fly spray at. Welcome to the Jungle!

- More people rushing to the air-conditioned shopping centres. Which means... nowhere for you to park.

- A guarantee that at least one day that you are working (usually the busiest day you have had all year) the air conditioning will fail.

What Spring Means-

- Hay fever. Need I say more?

- Pigeons cooing outside your bedroom window... at dawn.

- Everyone mowing the lawn on a Saturday morning... while you are trying to sleep in.

What Autumn Means-

- Having to clean out your gutters every week due to the amount of leaves falling from your neighbour's tree.

- The fruit that you didn't or couldn't pick from your fruit trees squished and rotting in your yard.

What Winter Means-

- When you come out of the shower you have 2.34 seconds to get to a towel or all of your appendages will fall off from frostbite. Less time if you have to get up at 5 in the morning to go to work or school...

- Losing all feeling in your hands and nose as soon as you step out of the house.

- Driving slower than you can stroll, because you cant see past the fog, mist, rain, hail and/or snow.

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