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Name: Matthew Jochums
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Well look at my pictures
Joker's Pics...jebus...the
y're right there. What do you think I look like...I'm around 5'8 inches tall and around 181lbs stark naked. I only have about 10-12% body fat though....so you could say I'm pretty muscular.
And if you must ask...Yes that is a military uniform. I'm in the Illinois Army National Guard. I know allot of people don't like the US military...but please...BITCH TO ME ABOUT IT!!!! I can't do anything what the military does...I signed up for my reasons...and I now have to do what they tell me to do...If you don't like it, Go to your senator or something.. They can do A LOT more then I can. SO please.....no hate mail.
I live in the little city of Washington, IL....if anyone who looks at my page lives around me and wants to hang out or something.. I'm sure we could work something out. Drop me a line and let me know...I'm a really nice guy who is pretty outgoing...But be forewarned...I CAN’T DANCE...I'll grind all night long...but I can't dance, so don't ask me to.
I am currently single and looking. I am not biased on age or weight or anything like that. I am very opened minded. Granted...I am kind of a ‘Goth’ domination kind of guy in some ways...But I can also be the perfect gentleman if you want. I can be anything and everything (if you want me to). Have any interests.... Let me know. I'm open for about anything.
Questions about me: Have I ever....
Had Sex: Yes (and I'm damn good at it)
Taken Drugs (of any sort): No
Gotten High: Yes (damn paint fumes)
Gotten in a wreck: Yes ( I miss my Camaro)
Put someone in the hospital: Yes (little fucker)
Got the shit beat out of me: Yes
Been put in the hospital: HELL NO
Cheated in a relationship: Does Oral Count? (I was hammered.. I know not to do THAT anymore)
Drink: Not often but when I do I usually get SHIT FACED
Been racist or discriminatory against others: When I was younger...yes...but I have outgrown it now. Please forgive me.
Killed anyone: No (haven't gotten shipped overseas yet.. And hopefully that won't change even then.)
Favorites:
Movies:
Monty Pythons: The Holy Grail
The Crow (R.I.P. Brandon Lee)
The One
Songs:
Megalomaniacal (KMFDM)
People=Shit (Slipknot)
Sweet Dreams (Marlin Manson)
Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)
Dead Souls (NIN)
Hand that Feeds You (NIN)
Save Yourself (Stabbing Westward)
Books:
Anything Warhammer 40K
Anything Vampire
Anything Werewolf
Food:
Pizza (Of course)
Gyros: pronounced yeerOs
Thai food
Chicago Dogs
Anyway...if there is anything else you want to know about me, ask me...I'm a nice guy and will generally tell you anything you want to know.
This is THE Beautiful Lynn. Shes my best friend. We are very close, dont get betwen us, I'll stick up for her. Just a worning, dont mess with me.
Age: 32 | Year of birth: 1984 | Month of birth: 1 | Day of birth: 18 |
Gender: male
Fantasy race personality: Human
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Place of living: USA-Illinois
Town: Peoria
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Favorite drawing objects
anime | buildings | demons |
dragons | fairies | funny |
magic | sex | vampires |
warriors | weapons |
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Computer interests
action games | art | chat |
email | information seeking | music |
webcam | web design |
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Music
adult pop | blues | goth |
grunge | heavy metal | progressive metal |
punk | rock | synth |
techno |
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Other interests
animals | anime | art |
beer | board games | books |
card games | cars | cats |
chasing the preferred sex | chess | cooking |
drinks | electronics | fantasy |
film | geography | LARP |
motorcycles | party | role playing |
scifi | slacking | travelling |
whisky | wine | writing |
Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: muscular
Height: 173