I PUT IN A FRIGGEN' ENTRY!

Okay, this is getting stupid. Don't just message me saying "hey", have something to say. You will be ignored.

I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH


I do banners like that. If you want one, message me and we can work something out.


Made for me by [Angel of Sins]

As amiable as I am hostile.

As fun as I am boring.

As calm as I am furious.

What's it matter to you?

Some other info: I'm most likely one of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet. Especially when I get angry, which is easily done. Fair warning.

Don't ever mess with my friends, or face my undying wrath.

I'm a freshie. Oh dear.

I'll randomly lapse into Elizabethan English.

I doodle on MS Paint and I write a bit, usually satirical or just regular fantasy.

Best. Song. EVER:

Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Momma's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mocking bird don't sing,
Momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring don't shine,
Momma's gonna buy you a box of pine.
And if that box of pine don't smell,
Momma's gonna buy you a big sea shell.
And if that sea shell does not echo,
Momma's gonna buy you a nice fat gecko.
And if that gecko dies too soon,
Momma's gonna buy you a wooden spoon.
And if that wooden spoon splinters,
Momma's gonna get you a piece of winter.
And if that winter gets too warm,
Momma's gonna buy you a nice loud horn.
And if that horn is way too quiet,
Momma's gonna put you on a diet.
And if that diet gets you fat,
Momma's gonna buy you a baseball bat.

And if that baseball bat don't swing,
Momma's gonna buy you a shiny thing.
And if that shiny thing is dull,
Momma's gonna buy a large pit bull.
And if that pit bull doesn't bite,
Momma's gonna buy you a bright flashlight.
And if that flashlight is too dim,
Momma's gonna buy you a garbage bin.
And if that bin doesn't get flies,
Momma's gonna buy you something that dies.
And if that thing still lives on,
Hell! Momma gives up!

Written by [Sinful Spirit] and [Nis Cilegna Eht]

Good bands:
APC
AFI
Story of the Year
Crossfade
3 Doors Down
System of a Down
Bunch of others I can't remember.

Cool Acronyms:

<CSAP>: Crappy, Stupid And Pointless. Like school.

<DRHS>: Druggies, Retards, Halfwits and Skanks.

<GAME>: Gallingly And Maddeningly Entertaining.

<GOLF>: Goats Only Live Forever!

<DRUGS>: Deadly, Revolting, and Utterly Godless Suicide. Thanks to [The real life Bella Swan]

<GATE>: Garbage And Trash Education
by [Stray Kitty]

<WINE>: Wickedly Insane 'N' Exciting

<SDK>: Super Demented Kid
by [Stray Kitty]

Message me if you want your acronyms put up here! =D

And I only know English. So there.

I like it:
30 things guys want girls to know.
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway

Here's an exerpt of a story that I'm writing. One that I fully intend to finish..

They were on their way back from a recent job, climbing through the darkened canyon in the depths of winter. Hell frozen over on Earth, some could say. Apprentice followed master, clumsily yet steadily, crawling over the slick rocks and balancing on precariously place trees as bridges. The sound of thunder rolled over them, and lighting split the sky in two. The master glanced up at the rapidly setting sun, frowning slightly and motioning the apprentice to hurry. There were no words, just the swift movement of the two cloaked figures through the wet and dreary gorge.

And so they continued on…

It was inspired by a hike I went on.

& here's a little thing I doodled up in MS Paint..



Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Tom Holt are the best authors of all time. And I don't care about your opinion, if I say they are, then they are.

My diary is sad no longer.