if anyone has any pics that they could let me put on here plz give them to me cuz its really boring on here and i need to "spice it up"so plz tell me just message me and youll find out more about me!luvz ya laterz!
oh and if your wondering
probly not but....................
No guys is worth crying over, and when you find a guy who is, he won't make you cry!
one day you will ask me:which is more important, me or your life?and i will say my life and you will walk awat never knowing that you are my life
we all love dez@wiki
now i am going out with this super hot guy brian (bmh)

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if anyone has any pics that they could let me put on here plz give them to me cuz its really boring on here and i need to "spice it up"so plz tell me
I would die for you, even if it means not physically being with you.. to hold you.. to caress you.. to kiss the lips that has me melted inside.. I would die for you, even if it means to kill myself.. because to tell me to kill myself, means to break our love and leave me to cry for eternity.. For such beauty you possess.. makes me weak in the knees.. and every second my stomach aches and churns because every second when you're not here for me, i die a little more.. every second of everyday, i close my eyes to vision you here with me.. You're my love, the one i protect when you're in danger.. to hold in warm and cold days and nights.. to kiss you when you ask for it.. to help and support you when you need it.. to love you when my soul flies high, and that's everyday of every second....(i got that from someone and i think it fits me and josh...i still love him a lot but we have both moved on(i am going out with his gfs ex and she is going out with my ex!so basically we traded our exs)
POEM


This is a poem
for all those who are lost
confused
like me
like you
we are together
yet left behind
we have eachother
but no one else
so here we stand
leaning on eachother's shoulders
hand in hand
...i also got this from someone else...i love it!if you have a problem..then tell me and i will take it off....i understand)
a girl asked a boy if she was pretty
he said no
she asked him if he wanted
to be with her forever
he said no
she then asked him if he would
cry if she walked away
he again said no



she had heard too much
she needed to leave
as she walked away
he grabbed her arm
and told her to stay
he then told her:





you're not pretty
you're beautiful.
i don't want to be with you forever,
i need to be with you forever.
i wouldn't cry if you walked away
i would die
....thats also not mine but it is so cute
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely There
C - Can Do
D - Damn Good (what is DDD?lol jw)
E - Enormous
F - Fake
llow these rules to maintain your sanity: (stolen from: [Mycalkoli] - gots to give credit where it is due)


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.



3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.



4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"



5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".



7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."



8. Don't use any punctuation marks



9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.



11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".



12. Sing along at the opera



13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.



15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.



16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.



17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"



18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"



19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."



20. Put this in all of your profiles.


a couple of funny jokes
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport
~HaTiNg mE WoNt mAkE YOU PrEtTy~
Please leave the thinking to the professionals.
I'm fat, ur ugly, I can loose weight
Would you wear shoes if you didn't have feet?...then why in the hell do you wear a bra
I just ate a ham sandwich, I don't need nunya bologna
halloween is not until sunday so take off your mask
My door is always open......so feel free to leave
The only kisses you get are good-night kisses from your mom and i bet she even has to wear a blind fold
If your brain were made of chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you're abusing it
your so stupid that you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!
Roses are red, Violets are Black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
......





a poem i wrote in class(during the last 5 minutes so it sux but here i go...)
~NOT YOU~
It kills you that he likes me,
not you,
you cant stand us together,
because its not you.


When he touches me,
you wish it was you,
youve tried to break us up,
youve tried to make him love you.


But it WONT work,
becuase he loves me,
not....,
you...
You know ur in love when all you can think about is that one
special person and u can't stand to be away for more than one second. You miss them even
when they r standing right next to u. You fall asleep thinking about them,
and dream about them every night.
:) :) : ) Isn't it sweet
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping.
(why wait?)








2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)









3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)









4)thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)









5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)









6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)









7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)









8)thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)









9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike says just do it) [ that ones gotta b the best lmao]









10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street.
(just leave them in the middle)





OMG IM SOOO HAPPY!!!!me and my bf are doin awesome and he is the hottest guy ever and the nicest and to prove looks arent everything then you can ask me...hes not just looks...he can make you happier than excited....(trust me)AND HES MY MAN but if you wanna check him out(dont try to go out with him...he wont...trust me once again) but umm if you wanna see a pic his page is on my fave url and sooo check him out if you want to
    
 
      HAVE YOU EVER
1) Dated one of your best friends: thought about it
2) Loved/Liked: loved-2 times liked-uncountless
3) Cried: like...almost on a dialy basis
4) Drank alcohol: im not an alcoholic!!!
5) Done drugs: my heath teacher says theyre badddd....;)
6) Broken the law: Yes...well n e cops around?
7) Broken a bone: Not in this lifetime
8) Cheated on a test: oh god yes
9) Skinny dipped: many times...with other people...im not a freak!!!
10) Played Truth or Dare: like...5 times n the last month
11)Ridden in a fire truck: no...i hate red ones...(inside joke...brian you might get that)
12) Come close to dying: i risk my life everyday...i go outside and i do stuff...like go to skewl....
13) burned yourself: almost every weekend
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yep
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: how about dry dirt and crickets?
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: everynight
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: with someone in it....wait...it wasnt me!!
18)Fell asleep while eating: when i was younger my step mom made me sit at the table until i finished my food and then so id sit there when they were done i would fall asleep and theyd wake me up and ask me what i was doin and id say hey im sleepin...do you mind?
19) Met someone famous: Yeah...myself!!jk
20) Been in a school play: no..play r gay!!!
21) Cried in public: all the time
22) Seen someone die: do helpless animals count?
23) been in a fist fight: wow its really nice out today.....
24) given someone a bruise: do you want fries with that?
25) gotten a bruise: by your rents count?well yeah...bruises are bruises.....
26) knocked somone out: ....maybe....
27) been knocked out: amazingly no
28) flipped any vehicles:no....well...do go carts count?
29) cut someone: all the time...they should get out of way though
30) been cut: by yourself count?
31) burnt any buildings down: ...umm thats a great question.....
32) sex in public: ...n e cops around?
33) mooned someone: no....my face usually does the work
34) acted kidnapped in a car: only on the weekends....;)
35) flashed someone: umm...der!!
36) kissed an ass: uht ohh...if i say no can i have a doughnut?
37) blew something up: everyday
38) caught your yard on fire: pretty much...slowly...
39) threw a firecracker at someone: i did...but only on porpose
40) been in any wars: maker and highlighter count?if so yep
41) stayed up all night: who hasnt?
42) slept all day: When I was sick and when i wanted to see the sunrise...
43) watched the sunrise: only once(and slept all day...
44) rode a motorcycle: on the back of my dads harley..(duce(cant spell)...
45) driven a car: every summer...
46) wrecked a car: omg...where?
47) gotten a tity twister: countless times
48) given a tity twister: like...once
49) posed for a nude pic: maybe....
50) been suspended: Nope
51) been expelled: Nope
52) been arrested: once....
53) been in jail: Once..


"You break my heart into a thousand pieces and you say it's because I deserve better?"
[Joey, "Dawson's Creek" - Season 4 - "Promicide"]