NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
By: Garrett Hols
It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don't see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn't THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don't say, "Oh he's hot" or "I want to have his children" about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don't need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, "Why isn't he paying attention to me?" so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, "I've let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass". It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a "listener" you can't turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a "listener" you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn't work like that. The girl wont "come to her senses" and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren't looking for nice guys… they say they are but they're not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don't treat you with respect, that don't listen to you, and that don't care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they're at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don't end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn't worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you'd ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn't have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing "serious" between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: "oh, but we're just friends!" And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you're nice like that.
The nice guys don't often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don't seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can't. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as "oh, he's too nice to date" or "he would be a good boyfriend but he's not for me" or "he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn't possibly ask him out!" or the most frustrating of all: "no, it would ruin our friendship." Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-da
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you're sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgemen
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well nowlets see i realize i have enemys that i dont even know. thats freaken crazy. some people are getting real mouthy with me and i dont even know them! there at schools there on elftown. myspace. trajikk site. i dont get it. alls i know and think is that some little bitch starts with an L is probably doing this shit. and others that i dont think would be affiliated with her are doing shit to. well heres my warning to all who think that i am just gonna take this bul shit. if i see you and and i remeber you being mouthy. im gonna fuck you up and who knows maybe ill kill you. i dunno. i got nothing to lose its not like i have a girl to stop me or school to go to. nope i have nada to lose so go ahead and test me if you like. i dont care. im tired of people that dont know me mouthing off to me like they are tuff shit. ill say this i am not as big as most. but i will beat your ass. no wuestions asked. amazing how one person can make someone go to complete shit. yep one person can do it. 2 people can strengthen it and the third. makes one wanna just blow up and kill al of you. i have friends on this site . and this doesnt appy to you. cause i know you all wouldnt do this. this is to the people who get a little smart assy. now if you know who this is. please tell me. cause you knw i ould tell you. lets see. what else. hmm i got my threat out there. ohh wait its not done yet. if these people are your friends then i will find out where they are and who they are. and i will settle there mouthy ness. but i dont think any one of my friends know these jack asses so i have no worries on that one. ok well later
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Fuck... It never leaves. no matter how much you want it to it stays. FUCK! this is the type of shit that makes one wanna end it all. im not gonna do it. i would tell everyone to come piss on my grave if i did that. but we'll see what my next decision is. this is a hard one that could fuck me over again so i dont know. later.
All these things getting people down. im sorry for all of you. i understand stress sux ass. i do i probably know better than anyone here. As you all know my grandma died recently. im sad for her but im glad at the same time cause i look at all the good she braught us. and now she is up with the angels seeing and doing everything she couldnt in this world. So here is my saying to you all. Words from my grandma to me and i m gonna share them all with you.
"Live life not worying about regret live it freely and care free. Live it to the fullest every day and live a good long life as i did"
So fuck it you all know i am here to talk whenther you think i care or not. and even if youhate me like a few i know i am still here. and it really pisses me off that no one can tell me anything and they avoid me. thats fuckin bullshit. i am sorry that i am bitching but it has to be said. Live life. dont regret just have fun.
Bye
Hmm. I must say I am cheesy.
But ohh well I like it. So does my girl friend. Lets see we went out to the mountains today. Well Red Rocks. We were just amazed on how beautiful it was. There was this band there and they were playng some good tunes man. Some "Santana" and I guess some of there own. But it was getting dark and we just looked at the skyline of the city. Nothing like the city lights. Then we started climbing on the rocks and that was entertaining. One of the guys was gonna kill me for it *(Though James is a sissy he would've won anyway :-D)*. Then we went on a long drive to my house and we talked alot like usual. Then I had to take her home. She said to me that she was hooked on me like a drug. So I played the best DJ's song "Ecstacy" by the great "Andre Tanenberg" A.K.A "ATB". and it matched her mood for me. I feel loved. Well also lets see. Uhh now I am iin my room all by my alone ready for bed and thinking about her. I miss her already. Ohh well tommarow were gonna hang out again. So I look foward to that like no other. she makes me so happy. Well that is all for now. Talk to you all tommarow I'll keep updating on this thing so Adios. and
Oiyasuminasai<----I think that is the right phrase.
James Martinez
*I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure I'll never be the same I'll tell you for sure! you really are my ecstacy*