Hi, I'm Sha'Klief. I'm 28 years old and I'm in a band called The PorkRhine. I still live with my mom even though she tells me to go get a real job. My band is my job. I make about $8.00 a week! Thats more than you make isn't it? Thats what I thought...

I have 4 sisters and 2 brothers. We all have a different dad, but I look most like my mom. She is so pretty. If I wasn't her son anymore, I'd bang her! Everyone says I'm the best looking in the family though. When I go to family reunions, I like to look for my soul-mate because I find that they like me more than the average New York 28 year old.

[96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
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I'm not as skinney as you.
I'm not as pretty as you.
My shirt isn't as tight as yours.
My jeans aren't as faded as yours.
My Converse aren't as worn as yours.
My hair isn't as short as yours.
My shoelaces aren't as bright as yours.
My socks aren't as striped as yours.
My belt isn't as studded as yours.
My frames aren't as thick as yours.
My words have less x's than yours.
I don't have as many bracelets as you.
I'm not as emo as you.
I'm not as scene as you.
I'm not as hardcore as you.
I'm not as ghetto as you.
But I'm pretty fucking cool.

I Love Chelsea!
[BELSEA!]