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Pissed off juggalette (new friends make me horny)

Member #167396 created: 2005-11-15 03:39:45Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/167396   
Email: Pissed_off_juggalette@yahoo.com

Name: samantha

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hello ppl any one up to aruging

i love country and i love my new boyfriend because he is who he wants to be so if you dont like it then FUCK YOU thank you and have a nice day


(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
( ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
( ) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (oops)
(_) I NEVER MOONED OR FLASHED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT W/A FRIEND'S SIBLING
(x) I NEVER HAVE PUT GRAFITTI ON PUBLIC PROPERTY





recipe to make head aches go away .....
1. grab a hammer and hit ur finger if it does not work go to next opption
2. put your foot under a jack hammer and turn it on ...no try next
3. put ur head in a vise and turn till you see spots any color
4. if this does not work your fucked stick the barrel of a .45 in your mouth and pull the triger if you did that then why the fuck am i still typing if you didnt then good job your not as stupid as most people are





: guy Facts:


When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you


When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...


When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong


When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it


When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world


When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world


When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love


When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it


When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done


When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else


girl facts:


When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.


When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.


When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.


When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.


When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.


When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.


When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.


When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.


When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.


When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.


When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that


---repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you



Age: 18Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 16

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 40°8.628'N 81°24.702'W

Place of living: USA-Washington

Town: spokane valley

Known languages
English

Computer interests
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maths and engineeringmusic

Music
country

Other interests
animalsartbasketry
beercard gamescarpentry
carscatscooking
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historyhorseshunting
knittingmotorcyclesplants
poetrypornreligion
singingsewingsporting
watching sportwhiskywine
woodworkwriting

Civil status: live together with partner

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 173


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