LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Michelle
-- Nickname: Mickey
-- Birth date: March 13, 1992
-- Birthplace: Las Angelas California
-- Current location: Edmond Oklahoma
-- Eye color: Light blue
-- Hair color: Very blond
-- Height: 5'5''
-- Righty or lefty: Either, but technically right (as I always am)


LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: English as far as we know, but my mum's dad is half Irish
-- Your weakness: Sexy men and chocolate
-- Your fears: My chocolate stolen by an unsexy man who wants me to do unspeakable things to get it back
-- Your perfect pizza: Chargrilled chicken and rosemary
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Enlightenment



LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: aaah, MONKEYS!! or perhaps "oh poopy pants"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: More sleep
-- Your best physical feature: My eyes, and apparently my butt which seems to be quite popular - despite the fact that its about the size of a bus
-- Your bedtime: around 10pm
-- Your most embarrassing thing to this day: I dont really get embarassed. I have no shame!


LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Lemonade that doesn't taste of lemon.
-- Fast food joint: KFC
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Doc Martens, please
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'd rather drink horse piss
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: COffee is evil o_O argue at your peril



LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Not a chance
-- Sing: Pretty much all the time
-- Take a shower every day: If I can. Guess it depends how much I stink doesn't it.
-- Have a crush(es): He knows who he is
-- Do you think you've been in love: Oh yeah....still am :)
-- Want to go to collage: been there, done that - monumental waste of time. All students except me are misinformed, overopinionated cretins
-- Liked high school: Not much.
-- Want to get married: I guess eventually. I'm still too young though.
-- Believe in yourself: If I dont, who else will?
-- Get motion sickness: Never
-- Think you're attractive: Depends on who's flirting with me this time
-- Think you're a health freak: *laughs hysterically for five minutes, whilst eating a donut and drinking double vodka and coke*
-- Get along with your parents: My parents are great
-- Like thunderstorms: I always seem to be asleep when they happen, but when I do catch them I sit and watch with my face against the window
-- Play an instrument: Sadly I have no discipline, so no.



LAYER SIX
In the past month…
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had sex: Sadly no
-- Made out: ditto that
-- Gone on a date: ditto
-- Gone to the mall: yes, yesterday
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Hell yeah!
-- Eaten sushi: *shudder* I like my fish to not be well and truly dead, thanks.
-- Been on stage: Only in school plays
-- Gone skating: Long time ago. Wish I could go skating for a...private lesson (if you know what I mean)...with Evgeni Plushenko
-- Made homemade cookies: Cookies, no
--Gone skinny-dipping: eeh,....not a good idea around here...tho there was a time in Cyprus when my bikini top fell off in the water - does that count?
-- Dyed your hair: yeah tons of times
-- Stolen anything: Only off my sisters and they dont count



LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yeah, but not I'm-so-pissed-I'm-going-to-throw-up-and-pass-out type drunk. I go all crazy and funny.
-- Been caught doing something: something....naughty? no way - I'm far too sneaky
-- Been called a tease: All the time
-- Gotten tied up: *chortles* not with a rope. I still have my key, btw...
-- Shoplifted: Never
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Only til I realised that I'd become something I hated



LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: I dont like to put timelines on things. If it happens, it happens.
-- Numbers and names of children: well, names I like are Craig, Reyn and Dmitri for boys, Elvie (Elvira), Toula and Malta for girls
-- Describe your dream wedding: One that's not in a church, where I dont look like a blancmange and where I dont have to invite my Aunt Shirley. I also refuse to have bridesmaids.
-- How do you want to die: I dont care, as long as I'm cremated and have my ashes scattered in the Himalayas. Or maybe Australia. I haven't decided yet. Somewhere beautiful, at any rate. Maybe Norway. Or maybe I'd have them shot into space...
-- Where do you want to go to college: Irrelevant
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I want to grow up to be a child
-- What country would you most like to visit: Iceland



LAYER NINE
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: Any
-- Best hair color: Preferably black (NOT pretentiously dyed), but brown is acceptable.
-- Short or long hair: Shoulder length, slight curling/waviness is also acceptable
-- Height: taller than me - in between 5'9'' and 6'1''
-- Best weight: Toned/muscular is best
-- Best articles of clothing: Birthday suit *grins wickedly*
-- Best first date location:Theme park
-- Best first kiss location:Somewhere pretty, at sunset



LAYER TEN
--Number of drugs taken illegally: None. And none legally either...except alcohol and that doesn't count. Nor does chocolate.
--Number of people you can trust: Depends what with. One person I trust implicitly and he knows who he is
--Number of CDs that I own: Probably about 40. I sold a load of them.
--Number of piercing: Ears
--Number of tattoos: Getting one soon. Just a small one to start with.
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: If it has, it was without my knowledge or consent
--Number of scars on my body: Fweh...loads. Each has its own story that may or may not be the truth :)
--Number of things in my past that I regret: Can't really count them


Wierd Stuff
1. Do u like to sing in the shower: If I remember that I sound better in the shower
2. Do u like to sing: All the time, man!
3. Sign: Aries
4. Sex: Female
5. righty or Lefty: both my feet are equally nice
7. Marital status: Unmarried
8. Do you have a car? Couldn't be arsed to finish getting my license
9. What kinda car do you have? I dont, but I'd love to have a Nissan Skyline. OR a quadbike.
10. Food: Farleys rusks
11. Number: 9
12. Do you plan on having kids: no
13. How old do you wanna be when you are married: not bothered, really. Whenever.
14. yes : no
15. no : no
16. Would you have kids before marriage? I'm not a christian so it doesn't matter to me. I'd rather not have the little bleeders at all.
17. Do you have a crush: Ja
18. Music/TV: Music
19. Guys/Girls: Guys
20. Green/Blue: Green
21. Pink/Purple: Purple
22. Summer/Winter: Summer
23. Night/Day: Late afternoon
24. Relaxin/Chillin: relaxin
25. Dopey/Funny: funny
26. What school do u go to: The school of Rock!!
27. What's a major turn on for you: A tall, dark sexy man perhaps riding a feisty horse or wielding a large sword with consummate skill....Hmm...that sounds like....Oded Fehr...*drools Homer style*


(1) Liked your voice?:yeah its alright
(2) Hurt yourself?: yes.
(3) Been out of the country?: yes
(4) Burped?: I'm famous for it.
(5) Been unfaithful?: Once, to my first ex. Never again.
(6) Been in love?: yes, still am :)
(9) Ran away from home?:Its never occurred to me
(10) Played strip poker?: no
(11) Gotten beaten up?: Um...kind of....
(14) Been drunk?: hahaha...yeaah
(15) Slept outdoors?: In a caravan. Full of spiders *shudder*
(17) Pulled an all-nighter?: yes
(18) If yes, what is your record?: -
(19) Gone one day without food?: I couldn't. I'm too good an eater
(20) Talked on the phone all night?:DUH
(22) Slept all day?: til about 3pm, once
(24) Made out with a stranger?: no...well, sort of
(25) Had sex with a stranger?: no
(26) Thought you're going crazy?: too may times to count
(29) Been betrayed?:yes
(30) Had a dream that came true?: several
(31) Broken the law?: yes
(32) Met a famous person?: YES...damn that restraining order...
(36) Had a nervous breakdown?: yes
(37) Considered religious vocation?: Organised religion is evil
(38) Bungee jumped?: desperately want to. I love that sick, terrified feeling in the pit of your stomach that turns to tingling as the adrenaline kicks in. I LOVE rollercoasters.
(39) My recurring nightmares about ronald mcdonald when I was small. That clown scared my shitless


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
In THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.




*If you love someone this much put this on your site*