tHe wUrD oF tHe DaY iS..........*leans over to you and whispers* i'M nOt WeArInG aNy UnDeRwArE..........
Hey My mom raises and sells dogs lol i know weird huh? I have 143 doggies! check out our website if your interested..... www.shandilyncockers.com ..... and no it isn't porn..... we sell Cocker Spaniels and Toy Poodles lol so e-mail us if your interested in buying a dog! Thanks much!
~*~Carissa~*~

Name:Carissa Jane Abbey
Nicknames:Cj, Lady J, Carizza, lil' C
Gender:Female
Age:??
Date of Birth:03/04/??
Place of Birth:Dyersville, Iowa
Currently living: Manchester, Iowa
Sexuality: opposite sex
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:Yes
Hair:Deep red....dyed it...used to be Blonde
Eyes:Hazel
Religion:Wiccian
Favorite food(s):Chinese
Favorite drink(s):Sunkist Orange soda
Favorite place: My room, at my desk, writing poetry
Piercings:6
Tattoo:No
Hobbies:Writing poetry, reading, singing, and dancing when no one is around :p
Personality: fun....ny, intelligent, n somewhat a loner
Don't Ask Me How I Am..
*I'm Fine*
[F]-ucked Up♥
[I]-nsecure♥
[N]-eurotic♥
[E]-motional♥
LAYER ONE:
Name: Carissa Jane Abbey
Nickname:Lil'C, CJ, Princess, bitch.....
Birth date: 03/04/??
Birthplace: Dyersville, Iowa
Current location: Manchester, Iowa
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color:Deep Red
Height: 5"3'
Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
Your heritage:English, Irish 2x's, German 2x's, French Canadian, Dutch, and probably some stuff i don't know about...
Your fears:snakes, rats, mice, and snapping turtles.....shut up.....
Your perfect pizza:cheesy?
Goal you'd like to achieve:I wanna have a life.....
LAYER THREE
Your most overused phrase on AIM: omg
Your first thought when you wake up: I"M NOT GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO!!!!
Your best physical feature: idk you tell me
Your bedtime: Whenever i wanna
Your most missed memory:don't have any memorys.....
LAYER FOUR
Soda:Pepsi
Best fast food joint:Subway
Single or group dates: dunno....it depends at the time...
Adidas or Nike:neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: neither
LAYER FIVE
Smoke:no
Cuss: Yes
Sing: HELL YES
Take a shower every day: Yes
Have a crush(es): .....
Do you think you've been in love: Yes
Want to go to college: Yes
Like high school: dunno
Want to get married: Yes of course
Believe in yourself: sometimes
Get motion sickness: no???
Think you're a health freak: No
Get along with your parents: FAUK no
Like thunderstorms: yes...
Play an instrument: drums
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
Drank alcohol: no
Smoked: no
Done a drug: No
Had sex: no
Made out: no
Gone on a date: No
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no.....
Eaten sushi: FAUK NO
Been on stage: yeah
Gone skating: yeah
Made homemade cookies: no but i had some
Gone skinny-dipping: no
Dyed your hair: yeah
Stolen anything: hmmm... let me think
LYER SEVEN
Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: yeah
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: maybe
Been caught doing something that you should'nt be: define....something?
Been called a tease: yeah
Gotten beaten up: yeah
Shoplifted: No
Changed who you were to fit in: yea....1 time
LAYER EIGHT
Age you hope to be married: Early 20's
Numbers and names of children:???
Describe your dream wedding:
How do you want to die: Quickly
Where do you want to go to college: Kirkwood and Ames universty
What do you want to be when you grow up: Vetranarian or a Pro Crummer/vocalist
What country would you most like to visit:Italy
LAYER NINE
In a guy/girl...
Best eye color: baby blue
Best hair color: black or brown
Short or long hair: shoulder length
Height: 6" +
Best weight: don't really have a preference
Best articles of clothing: no nut-huggers
Best first date location: couch watching movies
Best first kiss location:bed in the dark
LAYER TEN
Number of drugs taken illegally: none
Number of people I could trust with my life:2
Number of CDs that I own: too many
Number of piercing:more then one less then a few
Number of tattoos: None right now
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: under the wanted section to many to count
Number of scars on my body: Too many to count
Number of things in my past that I regret: Too many to count
** run away yes
** failed a class yes
** gotten in a car accident yes
** driven illegally yes
** been suspeneded yes and 2 many to count
** been expelled maybe
** given the finger yup
** Dated one of your best friends yes
** Loved/Liked yes
** Cried yes
** Drank alcohol] yes
** [Done drugs]~nah
** Broken the law yes
** Broken a bone yes
** Cheated on a test yes
** Skinny dipped no
** Played Truth or Dare yes
** Ridden in a fire truck nope
** Come close to dying yup
** burned yourself yes
** Given someone a piggy back/shoulder
ride Yes
** Eaten a worm/mud pie~yup lol
** Stayed up till four on the phone yup
** Tipped over a port-a-potty yea my friend was in it
** Fell asleep while eating no
** Met someone famous yes
** Been in a school play yes
** Cried in public yeah
** Seen someone die yes
** been in a fist fight yes
** given someone a bruise yes
** gotten a bruise yes
** knocked somone out yes a lot of times
** been knocked out: yes
** flipped any vehicles: nope
** cut someone: yes
** been cut: yea and i have done it to myself lol
** burnt any buildings down: nah
** sex in public: no
** mooned someone: 2 many time to count
** acted kidnapped in a car: yes lol
** flashed someone:yes
** kissed an ass: no
** blew something up: yeas
** caught your yard on fire: yes with a bottle rocket lol
** threw a firecracker at someone:yes
**been in any wars: no
** stayed up all night: 3 days
** slept all day: yes
** rode a motorcycle: no
** wrecked a car: no
** gotten a tity twister:no
** given a tity twister: yes!!!!
** posed for a nude pic: no
** been in jail: no

[The Perfect Guy:]
Hair Color: don't really matter
[Eye Color:] green, baby blue,brown, blue
 Height: taller 6"+
 [Six Pack:] don't matter to me
  Long or Short Hair: to the should length
  [Glasses or contacts:] dont care
Piercings: not to many
  [Scars: ] yes
  Buff or Skinny: I don't have a preference
   [Funny or Serious:] both at the right times
   Party or Stay at home: depends
   [Should he know how to cook:]it would be a plus
   Should he have a best friend:yes
    [Should he have a lot of chick friends]: no..... well he can but not if he like has a crush and shit on them.....
    outgoing or shy: outgoing
    [Sarcastic or Sincere:] both at the right times
    Should he watch chick flicks: with me yeah but not normally..... that would be kinda creepy
    [Would he smoke:] NO the smoke gives me stomach aches
     Would he drink: occassionaly ONLY
     [Would he swear:] lol hell yeah
     Would he play with your hair: yes
     [One or more girls at a time:] one
      Bad Boy or Good Boy: depends.....
      [Would he kiss you on the first date:]yes
      Where would you go to dinner: dunno
      [Would he bring you flowers?] yes if he wants to though
       Would he lay under the stars with you: Yeah
       [Would he write poetry about you:] that would be sweet
       Would he call you hunny or baby:yes..... he always does....
       [Would he hang out with your friends:]*duh* yes
       Would you hang out with his friends: *duh* how stupid are you people?
        [Would he walk you to the door at the end of the date:] if he wants to.....
        Would he hold your hand:*duh* yes
        [Would he play sports:] dont matter.....
        Would he sing: yeah i think it is cute.....
        [Would he play an instrument:] yeah but it can't be like a flute or something..... i want a bassist or a eletric guitarist....i am a drummer already...so i don't really need another one of those huh?
         Would he keep his room clean: No, I would probably have to clean it..... right Eric?
         [Would he paint, draw or sculpt:] any of them are fine.....
         Would he write his own music: maybe.....if he wanted to I guess
         [Would he use the word "dude":] not if he is talking to me..... otherwise sure
          Would he use the word "tight'': no..... that's not even vintage yet.....
         [Would he watch the sunrise or sunset with you:] sunset.....
          What kind of car would he drive: Something that he would let me be seen in.....
          [How old would he be:] older

 Bands I listen to
[~.:.slipknot.:.~]
Spineshank
 [*~.:.10 Years.:.~*]
Submerssed
 [\/mushroomhead\/]
 Mudvayne
  [.*.KoRn.*.]
 Disturbed
  [..Drowning Pool..]
  Marilyn Manson
  [<<<Killswitch Engage>>>]
  Cradle of Filth
  [>Machine Head<]
  Switched
   [oOgodsmackOo]
  Adema
   [(o)Static X(o)]
   A Perfect Cirle
   [(.)Element Eighty(.)]
   Memento
   [~.~Arch Enemy.~.]
   Nothingface
    [As I Lay Dying]
   Cattle Decapitation
    [Faith No More]
    Godhead
    [*_*Powerman5000*_*]
    Glass Jaw
    [*.:.*Ill Nino*.:.*]
    Sevendust
     [~Crossbreed~]
    Hatebreed
     [*NIN*]
     Superjoint Ritual
     [..*Children of Bodom*..]
     Travisty Theory
     [<*^*>bobaflex<*^*>]
     No Warning
      [?.30 Seconds of Shame.!]
     Papa Roach
     Avenged sevenfold
      [.:.Cross Fade.:.]
      Danco Jones
      [/Nine Inch Nails\]
      Fall out Boy
       [all american rejects]
      sevendust
       [hinder]]
   [Black Eyed Peas]
 [Pussycat Dolls]
D12
        Eminem
   Jojo
             Simple Plan
[.:.GREEN DAY!!! MY FAVORITE OF ALL.:.]
        Good Charlotte
  Evanescence
             [**See*ther**]
Gwen Stefani

Attention Walmart Shoppers

1. Get boxes of adult diapers & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code blue in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"





   

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