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mo85

Member #171634 created: 2006-01-02 17:59:42Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/mo85   

Name: stephanie

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i am me like it or not.. If you wanna know about me message me.. I am a private person.. there are alot of fucked up people on this earth.. and I will never be broken hearted again..

this is me like it or not..

LOVE MEANS:


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...


Girl: Slow down. Im scared.


Guy: No this is fun.


Girl: No its not please, its too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on? Its bugging me.



The next day in the paper: last night a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. There were 2 people riding only 1 survived.



The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didnt want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & made her hug him 1 last time, then her made her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.


That’s what true love means


*~28 THINGS GIRLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW...
1. We WANT to be hugged.
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES.
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...
10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes because we love you.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault.)
18. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
19. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
20. The "little things" are really the biggest things.
21. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
22. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.
23. We're sensitive...
24. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
25. DON'T lie to us...EVER.
26. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
27. Hold our hand.
28. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier...*~



Follow these rules to maintain your sanity



**lOve LiKe YoU'vE nEvEr BeEn HuRt**]



AND I AM MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK AT THE END OF FEBRUARY TO GO TO COLLEGE AND GET BACK WITH THOMAS MY EX~BOYFRIEND>>>

Age: 20Year of birth: 1985Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 29

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 41°52.998'N 91°42.000'W

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Town: anamosa

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: Yes

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animedragonsdwarves
fairiesfunnyhorses
sexstrange

Computer interests
artBasicchat
emailmusic

Music
countrygothhip hop
poppunkrap
rocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beercard gameschasing the preferred sex
drinkseatingfantasy
partypoetryporn
role playingsingingslacking
sportingtheatrewatching sport
writing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 163


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