[cvg54]'s diary
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
«Padre nuestro, que estás en el cielo,
santificado sea tu Nombre;
venga a nosotros tu reino;
hágase tu voluntad en la tierra como en el cielo.
Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día;
perdona nuestras ofensas
como también nosotros perdonamos a los que nos ofenden;
no nos dejes caer en la tentación,
y líbranos del mal.
Amén.»
Our Father who art in Heaven,
hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy Will be done,
On Earth,
As it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
[For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.]
HIMNO NACIONAL MEXICANO
Letra: Francisco González Bocanegra
Musica: Jaime Nunó
CORO
Mexicanos, al grito de guerra,
el acero aprestad y el bridón,
y retiemble en sus centros la tierra
al sonoro rugir del cañón.
ESTROFA I
Ciña ¡oh Patria! tus sienes de oliva
de la paz el arcángel divino,
que en el cielo tu eterno destino
por el dedo de Dios se escribió.
Mas si osare un extraño enemigo
profanar con su planta tu suelo,
piensa ¡oh Patria querida¡, que el cielo
un soldado en cada hijo te dio.
CORO
ESTROFA II
En sangrientos combates los viste
por tu amor palpitando sus senos,
arrostrar la metralla serenos
y la muerte o la gloria buscar.
Si el recuerdo de antiguas hazañas
de tus hijos inflama la mente,
los laureles del triunfo tu frente
volverán, inmortales, a ornar.
CORO
ESTROFA III
Como al golpe del rayo la encina
se derrumba hasta el hondo torrente
la discordia vencida, impotente,
a los pies del arcángel, cayó.
Ya no más, de tus hijos la sangre,
se derrame en contienda de hermanos
sólo encuentra el acero en sus manos
quien tu nombre sagrado insulto.
CORO
ESTROFA IV
Del guerrero inmortal de Zempoala
te defiende la espada terrible,
y sostiene su brazo invencible
tu sagrado pendón tricolor.
El será del feliz mexicano
en Ia paz y en la guerra el caudillo,
porque él supo sus armas de brillo
circundar en los campos de honor.
CORO
ESTROFA V
i Guerra! i Guerra sin tregua, al que intente
de la patria manchar los blasones !
i Guerra, guerra ! Los patrios pendones
en las olas de sangre empapad.
i Guerra, guerra ! En el monte, en el valle
los cañones horrísonos truenen,
y los ecos sonoros resuenen,
con las voces de ¡Unión! ¡Libertad!
CORO
ESTROFA VI
Antes, Patria, que inermes tus hijos
bajo el yugo su cuello dobleguen,
tus campiñas con sangre se rieguen,
sobre sangre se estampe su pie.
Y tus templos, palacios y torres,
se derrumban con hórrido estruendo,
y sus ruinas existan diciendo:
de mil héroes la patria aquí fue.
CORO
ESTROFA VII
Si a la lid contra hueste enemiga
nos convoca la tropa guerrera,
de Iturbide la sacra bandera,
mexicanos, valientes seguid.
Y a los fieros bridones les sirvan
las vencidas enseñas de alfombra;
los laureles del triunfo den sombra
a la frente del bravo adalid.
CORO
ESTROFA VIII
Vuelva, altivo, a los patrios hogares
el guerrero a contar su victoria,
ostentando las palmas de gloria
que supiera en la lid conquistar.
Tornáranse sus lauros sangrientos
en guirnaldas de mirtos y rosas,
que el amor de las hijas y esposas
también sabe a los bravos premiar.
CORO
ESTROFA IX
Y al que al golpe de ardiente metralla
de la Patria en las aras sucumba,
obtendrá; en recompensa, una tumba
donde brille, de gloria, la luz.
Y, de Iguala, al enseña querida
a su espada,sangrie
de laurel inmortal coronada,
formara, de su fosa, Ia cruz.
CORO
ESTROFA X
i Patria ¡ ¡ Patria ! tus hijos te juran
exhalar en tus aras su aliento,
si el clarín con su bélico acento
los convoca a lidiar con valor.
i Para ti las guirnaldas de oliva i
¡ Un recuerdo para ellos de gloria i
¡ Un laurel para ti de victoria !
i Un sepulcro para ellos, de honor ¡
CORO
THE TALE OF
PETER RABBIT
BY
BEATRIX POTTER<h2>
A PRESENTATION
OF THE
OHIO
UNIVERSITY
TELECOMMUNICATIONS
CENTER
ATHENS, OHIO
</h2>
ONCE upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were
Flopsy,
Mopsy,
Cotton-tail,
and Peter.
They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank, underneath the root of a very big fir-tree.
'Now, my dears,' said old Mrs. Rabbit one morning, 'you may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.'
'Now run along, and don't get into mischief. I am going out.'
Then old Mrs. Rabbit took a basket and her umbrella, and went through the wood to the baker's. She bought a loaf of brown bread and five currant buns.
Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail, who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries:
But Peter, who was very naughty, ran straight to Mr. McGregor's garden, and squeezed under the gate!
First he ate some lettuces and some French beans; and then he ate some radishes;
And then, feeling rather sick, he went to look for some parsley.
But round the end of a cucumber frame, whom should he meet but Mr. McGregor!
Mr. McGregor was on his hands and knees planting out young cabbages, but he jumped up and ran after Peter, waving a rake and calling out, 'Stop thief!'
Peter was most dreadfully frightened; he rushed all over the garden, for he had forgotten the way back to the gate.
He lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.
After losing them, he ran on four legs and went faster, so that I think he might have got away altogether if he had not unfortunately run into a gooseberry net, and got caught by the large buttons on his jacket. It was a blue jacket with brass buttons, quite new.
Peter gave himself up for lost, and shed big tears; but his sobs were overheard by some friendly sparrows, who flew to him in great excitement, and implored him to exert himself.
Mr. McGregor came up with a sieve, which he intended to pop upon the top of Peter; but Peter wriggled out just in time, leaving his jacket behind him.
And rushed into the tool-shed, and jumped into a can. It would have been a beautiful thing to hide in, if it had not so much water in it.
Mr. McGregor was quite sure that Peter was somewhere in the tool-shed, perhaps hidden underneath a flower-pot. He began to turn them over carefully, looking under each.
Presently Peter sneezed - 'Kertyschoo!' Mr. McGregor was after him in no time.
And tried to put a foot upon Peter, who jumped out of a window, upsetting three plants. The window was too small for Mr. McGregor, and he was tired of running after Peter. He went back to his work.
Peter sat down to rest; he was out of breath and trembling with fright, and he had not the least idea which way to go. Also he was very damp with sitting in that can.
After a time he began to wander about, going lippity - lippity - not very fast, and looking all around.
He found a door in a wall; but it was locked, and there was no room for a fat little rabbit to squeeze underneath.
An old mouse was running in and out over the stone doorstep, carrying peas and beans to her family in the wood. Peter asked her the way to the gate, but she had such a large pea in her mouth that she could not answer. She only shook her head at him. Peter began to cry.
Then he tried to find his way straight across the garden, but he became more and more puzzled. Presently, he came to a pond where Mr. McGregor filled his water-cans. A white cat was staring at some gold-fish, she sat very, very still, but now and then the tip of her tail twitched as if it were alive. Peter thought it best to go away without speaking to her; he had heard about cats from his cousin, little Benjamin Bunny.
He went back towards the tool-shed, but suddenly, quite close to him, he heard the noise of a hoe - scr-r-ritch, scratch, scratch, scritch. Peter scuttered underneath the bushes. But presently, as nothing happened, he came out, and climbed upon a wheel-barrow and peeped over. The first thing he saw was Mr. McGregor hoeing onions. His back was turned towards Peter, and beyond him was the gate!
Peter got down very quietly off the wheel-barrow, and started running as fast as he could go, along a straight walk behind some black-currant bushes.
Mr. McGregor caught sight of him at the corner but Peter did not care. He slipped underneath the gate, and was safe at last in the wood outside the garden.
Mr. McGregor hung up the little jacket and the shoes for a scare-crow to frighten the blackbirds.
Peter never stopped running or looked behind him till he got home to the big fir-tree.
He was so tired that he flopped down upon the nice soft sand on the floor of the rabbit-hole, and shut his eyes. His mother was busy cooking; she wondered what he had done with his clothes. It was the second little jacket and pair of shoes that Peter had lost in a fortnight.
I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.
His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter!
'One tablespoon to be taken at bed-time.'
But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries, for supper.
THE END.
Missing: </h2>
PETER RABBIT
BY
BEATRIX POTTER<h2>
A PRESENTATION
OF THE
OHIO
UNIVERSITY
TELECOMMUNICAT
CENTER
ATHENS, OHIO
</h2>ONCE upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were
Flopsy,
Mopsy,
Cotton-tail,
and Peter.
They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank, underneath the root of a very big fir-tree.
'Now, my dears,' said old Mrs. Rabbit one morning, 'you may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.'
'Now run along, and don't get into mischief. I am going out.'
Then old Mrs. Rabbit took a basket and her umbrella, and went through the wood to the baker's. She bought a loaf of brown bread and five currant buns.
Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail, who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries:
But Peter, who was very naughty, ran straight to Mr. McGregor's garden, and squeezed under the gate!
First he ate some lettuces and some French beans; and then he ate some radishes;
And then, feeling rather sick, he went to look for some parsley.
But round the end of a cucumber frame, whom should he meet but Mr. McGregor!
Mr. McGregor was on his hands and knees planting out young cabbages, but he jumped up and ran after Peter, waving a rake and calling out, 'Stop thief!'
Peter was most dreadfully frightened; he rushed all over the garden, for he had forgotten the way back to the gate.
He lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.
After losing them, he ran on four legs and went faster, so that I think he might have got away altogether if he had not unfortunately run into a gooseberry net, and got caught by the large buttons on his jacket. It was a blue jacket with brass buttons, quite new.
Peter gave himself up for lost, and shed big tears; but his sobs were overheard by some friendly sparrows, who flew to him in great excitement, and implored him to exert himself.
Mr. McGregor came up with a sieve, which he intended to pop upon the top of Peter; but Peter wriggled out just in time, leaving his jacket behind him.
And rushed into the tool-shed, and jumped into a can. It would have been a beautiful thing to hide in, if it had not so much water in it.
Mr. McGregor was quite sure that Peter was somewhere in the tool-shed, perhaps hidden underneath a flower-pot. He began to turn them over carefully, looking under each.
Presently Peter sneezed - 'Kertyschoo!' Mr. McGregor was after him in no time.
And tried to put a foot upon Peter, who jumped out of a window, upsetting three plants. The window was too small for Mr. McGregor, and he was tired of running after Peter. He went back to his work.
Peter sat down to rest; he was out of breath and trembling with fright, and he had not the least idea which way to go. Also he was very damp with sitting in that can.
After a time he began to wander about, going lippity - lippity - not very fast, and looking all around.
He found a door in a wall; but it was locked, and there was no room for a fat little rabbit to squeeze underneath.
An old mouse was running in and out over the stone doorstep, carrying peas and beans to her family in the wood. Peter asked her the way to the gate, but she had such a large pea in her mouth that she could not answer. She only shook her head at him. Peter began to cry.
Then he tried to find his way straight across the garden, but he became more and more puzzled. Presently, he came to a pond where Mr. McGregor filled his water-cans. A white cat was staring at some gold-fish, she sat very, very still, but now and then the tip of her tail twitched as if it were alive. Peter thought it best to go away without speaking to her; he had heard about cats from his cousin, little Benjamin Bunny.
He went back towards the tool-shed, but suddenly, quite close to him, he heard the noise of a hoe - scr-r-ritch, scratch, scratch, scritch. Peter scuttered underneath the bushes. But presently, as nothing happened, he came out, and climbed upon a wheel-barrow and peeped over. The first thing he saw was Mr. McGregor hoeing onions. His back was turned towards Peter, and beyond him was the gate!
Peter got down very quietly off the wheel-barrow, and started running as fast as he could go, along a straight walk behind some black-currant bushes.
Mr. McGregor caught sight of him at the corner but Peter did not care. He slipped underneath the gate, and was safe at last in the wood outside the garden.
Mr. McGregor hung up the little jacket and the shoes for a scare-crow to frighten the blackbirds.
Peter never stopped running or looked behind him till he got home to the big fir-tree.
He was so tired that he flopped down upon the nice soft sand on the floor of the rabbit-hole, and shut his eyes. His mother was busy cooking; she wondered what he had done with his clothes. It was the second little jacket and pair of shoes that Peter had lost in a fortnight.
I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.
His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter!
'One tablespoon to be taken at bed-time.'
But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries, for supper.
THE END.
----REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOKS----
Pop goes the hamster, and other microwave games
The kids' guide to hitchhiking
Why Mommy and Daddy lock their door
You Are Different and That’s Bad
Dad’s New Wife Robert
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
9) The word ''commitment'' doesn't scare off chocolate.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
2) ''If you love me you'll swallow that'' has real meaning with chocolate.
1) You can get chocolate when you want.
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...somethin
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Alicia, you're an Evil Low!
Nope, not a drop of evil in you. In fact, you're ridiculously good. Reach around the wings and pat yourself on the back. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street. You think about others' feelings constantly, and you use your sexual power for good, not evil. Sheesh — we're guessing that every person you've ever met has taken advantage of you in some way. Naw, just kidding! When you get right down to it, it's people like you who make the world a better place. You're just the sort of person we want taking care of our children. In the figurative high school yearbook of life, all your friends sign, "Stay sweet, have a great summer!" Keep reading for more details on your not-so-evil nature.
In the bedroom, you don't have an evil bone in your body — well maybe one, but ... aw, never mind. The moral lessons you learned as a child really stuck — we have a sneaking suspicion you're still haunted by the ghost of your parents' first sex lecture ("Heavy petting won't make you popular"). In bed, you're as generous as they come — you always put your partner's needs ahead of yours. And your bedroom is a sacred temple. Overall, you're an enlightened sexual wonder. Just remember, it's okay to go nuts on your birthday.
Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.
You've got a golden heart, not a black one. Your respect for other people, nature, and the whole darn planet makes you a shining example of what we all could be if we just cared a little more. You're like a walking, talking Disney movie. But remember, sometimes it's healthy to punch a pillow, crush a bug, or turn down a request to drive a friend to the airport. Not only is a little black-heartedn
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15 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW OR THOUGHT ABOUT
1) AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD LOVE YOU SO MUCH THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU.
2)AT LEAST 15 PEOPLE LOVE YOU IN SOME WAY.
3)THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER HATE YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
4)A SMILE FROM YOU CAN BRING HAPPINESS TO ANYONE, EVEN IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.
5)EVERY NIGHT, SOMEONE THINKS ABOUT YOU BEFORE THEY GO TO SLEEP.
6)YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO SOMEONE
7)IF NOT FOR YOU, SOMEONE MAY NOT BE LIVING
8)YOU ARE SPECIAL AND UNIQUE
9)SOMEONE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW EXISTS LOVES YOU
10)WHEN YOU MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER, SOMETHING GOOD COMES FROM IT.
11)WHEN YOU THINK THE WORLD HAS TURNED ITS BACK ON YOU, TAKE A LOOK: YOU MOST LIKELY TURNED YOUR BACK ON THE WORLD.
12)WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING WHAT YOU WANT, YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET IT, BUT IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, PROBABLY, SOONER OR LATER, YOU WILL GET IT.
13) ALWAYS REMEMBER THE COMPLIMENTS YOU RECEIVED. FORGET ABOUT THE RUDE REMARKS.
14)ALWAYS TELL SOMEONE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM; YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY KNOW.
15)IF YOU HAVE A GREAT FRIEND, TAKE THE TIME TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY ARE GREAT.
THE REASONS WHY GUYS LIKE GIRLS
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. Actually ... ! ! just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don't admit it)!
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Ye
Elvis Presley- Can't Help Falling in Love
Wise men say
only fools rush in
but I can't help
falling in love with you.
Shall I stay
would it be a sin
if I can't help
falling in love with you.
Like a river flows
surely to the sea
darling so it goes
somethings are meant to be.
Take my hand
take my whole life too
for I can't help falling in love with you.
For I can't help falling in love with you.
1. NAME: Alice
2. AGE: 15
3. DATE OF BIRTH: 4/10/90
4. SIBLINGS: James, Fabby, Peter
5. SCHOOL: Locke!
7. GPA: Something high, I guess! ^-^
8. WHAT ARE YOU LABELED:?
9. CITY YOU LIVE IN: Los Angeles...
10. PETS:@ dogs: Sasha and Sasho, Lotsa fish, 2 birds
11. HAIR COLOR: brownish blackish
12. EYE COLOR:black? dark brown?
13. HEIGHT: shortish tall
14. FINGERNAIL COLOR: depends
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FAVORITES
15. COLOR: green and black!
16. MOVIE: Plenty! :D
17. FOOD: PIZZA!
18. RESTRAUNT: Domino's Pizza?
19. STORE: Robinsons May
20. MALL: I've only been to one...
21. ANIMAL: Panda!
22. ACTOR: none
23. ACTRESS: none
24. PARENT: Neither; they're both weird
25. BAND/SINGER:to
26. RADIO STATION: 105.1 KMZRT
27. TV SHOW: Spongebob Squarepants
28. DAY OF THE WEEK: Wednesday
29. SONG: Too many!
30. NAME BRAND SHOE: Don't got one
31. TOOTHPASTE: Colgate
32. QUOTE: "If you say so"
33. LETTER: K! 'Kause K is kool!
34. NUMBER: 4
35. CUSS WORD: fuck
36. COOKIE: Dunno
37. SODA: Pass
38. CHANNEL: The Cartoon Network and the Discovery Channel
39. SHAMPOO: Trese`mme
40. CANDY BAR : Does this include chocolate?
41. BRAND OF ICE CREAM: Sherbert
42. FUNNIEST MEMORY: This might take a while...
43. LAST WORD YOU HEARD: Esperate
44. LAST THING YOU SAID: Fine
45. LAST THING YOU ATE: Granola Bar
46. LAST THING YOU DRANK: Pineapple juice
47. LAST SONG YOU HEARD: In my head or on the radio?
48. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: In reality or on the 'net?
49. LAST SHOW YOU SAW: Some soap opera
50. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Exorcist the beginning
51. BEST FRIEND(s): Don't got one
52. FRIENDS: ^
53. WHO IS THE SMARTEST: Me!
54. FUNNIEST: ?
55. TALLEST: Dunno
56. SHORTEST: Me!
57. CRAZIEST: Depends
58. LOUDEST: Depends
59. QUIETEST: Depends
60. SHYEST: Depends
61. CUTEST: ?????????
62. SWEETEST: Depends
63. BEST AT KEEPING SECRETS: None
64. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT YOU ARENT FRIENDS WITH: No one
65. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER AND BE FRIENDS WITH: Who cares?
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HAVE YOU EVER...:
66. BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE: Yuppers
67. EATIN A WORM: No!
68. BEEN TO THE OCEAN: Yuppers
69. HIT A STRANGER FOR NO REASON: No!
70. SCREAMED IN PUBLIC: Yuppers!
71. FLICKED OFF A STRANGER FOR NO REASON: Yuppers!
72. USED A PILLOW CASE AS A BLANKET BECAUSE YOU WERE TO LAZY TO GET A BLANKET: No
73. CUSSED OUT YOUR PARENTS: In my head, yuppers
74. GOTTEN A MAJOR SURGERY: Yuppers! (Appendix)
75. BEEN ARRESTED: No
76. SKIPPED SCHOOL: Definitely
77. GOTTEN HIGH: Don't think so.
78. BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY: Yuppers
79. BEEN TOILET PAPERING: No
80. BEEN IN A CAR CRASH: Let's hope never
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WHICH ONE:
81. HARD LIQUOR/BEER: How about none?
82. CHICKEN/TURKEY
83. WHITE CHOCOLATE/REGU
84. 7-UP/SPRITE: Neither
85. CAKE/ICE CREAM: Cake, with milk.
86. NECKLACE/CHOKE
87. FIRE/WATER: Water
88. LIGHTER/MATCH: Lighter
89. ELEVATOR/ESCAL
90. TAPE/CD: Both
91. FAST DEATH/SLOW DEATH: Neither
92. CHAINS/BALLS: Chains
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS:
93. SPIKES: Owch!
94. SAFETY PINS:Bigger owch!
95. DEATH: Black
96. STALKERS: Weirdoes
97. CHEESE: Yum!
98. MONKEY COSTUMES: Ooooh!
99. THE DARK: Scary
100.CHAP STICK: What flavor?
101.POCKET KNIVES: No way.
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
102.ALIENS: Duh!
103.OTHER PLANETS: C'mon!
104.SPACE: .....
105. GOD: Yup
106.SATAN: Yup
107.GHOST: Could happen
108.DEMONS: Maybe
109.LIFE: Obviously
110.VAMPIRES: Dracula?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE BANDS/SINGERS:
146.KoRn: Sucks
147.PAPA ROACH: Sure
148.HANSON: Fags
149.MARILYN MANSON: PSYCHO!
150.NSYNC: Whatever. Pass.
151.INCUBUS: Pretty good
152.LIMP BIZKIT: Yeah
53.BACKSTREET BOYS: Whatever. Pass.
154.LINKIN PARK: Can go to hell
155.BRITNEY SPEARS: Blonde trash!
156.JESSICA SIMPSON: Blonde trash!
157.TOOL: No?
158.KITTIE: No?
159.SLIPKNOT: Pass
160.DISTURBED: Pass
161.RICKY MARTIN: He's ok...
162.PINK FLOYD: :)
163.THE OFFSPRING: Sure?
164.BEASTIE BOYS: Thumbs up
165.GWEN STEFANI: Sure
166.EVE: Ewww
167.NELLY: Ewww
168.PUFF DADDY: Sorta eww
169.JA RULE: Ewww
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Alicia, you're a Rule-Breaking Revolutionary
Ever read the rules on the back of a board game? Followed directions to a recipe? We didn't think so. A wild child in the truest sense, you tend to make up your own plans and procedures as you go along. You're smart, you think things out, and you always back up your words with action.
Just keep in mind that you could actually learn a lot from some authority figures. So pay attention to people you respect who've gotten ahead and made their marks in life. They may know something you don't. Besides, sometimes playing by the rules is the best way to get what you want.
Ewww.... I wonder why guys scratch their balls all the time? Do they have a rash or lice or something?
Note to all girls and germophobics: NEVER buy fruit from a guy 'cause they scratch their balls and sell you the fruit without having washed their hands. Pigs.
I love you, Eddy! Always and forever!!!!
An ode to our beautiful and sexy Paul McCartney!
Love Always,
The Wedding Date Predictor
YOU ARE CLOSE to finding "the one!" We have carefully calculated your responses according to our scientific formula and harmonized the results to the Venutian lunar calendar. But don't get your hopes up to hear those wedding bells soon, because your bridesmaid days aren't over just yet.YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, September 27, 2008
A number of different factors influenced your result. Check out the details below.
Social Factors
On the social front, you are not looking at an immediate marriage prospect. Prince Charming, for now, is waiting in the wings. But keep in mind that he is slowly warming to the idea. Thankfully, now that you know your destiny, you can enjoy your single life to the fullest. Get out there and use it, girl.
Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to be fairly ready for marriage. You show strong signs of being a contender, and you've got what it takes to make the plunge. Maybe any hesitation is just a small case of the "jitters." In any case, for Mr. Right, it's practically a done deal. He's just waiting for the right moment, so sit back and let it happen.
Sexual Factors
It appears that you have a number of sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. Perhaps you view relationships as a series of unsolved mysteries, and you are not quite ready to turn in your badge and weapon. It's clear that the carefree single life can pose a strong attraction, but don't forget that the right person changes everything. When the day finally arrives that you're ready to say "case closed", just remember that Tickle told you so.
Science- System of A Down
Making two possibilities a reality,
Predicting the future of things we all know,
Fighting off the diseased programming
Of centuries, centuries, centuries, centuries.
Science fails to recognize the single most
Potent element of human existence
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith.
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our Mother Earth.
Science fails to recognize the single most
Potent element of human existence
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith.
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our Mother Earth.
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Is faith, faith, faith, faith
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith.
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our Mother Earth.
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Science has failed our Mother Earth.
Directions to Eddy's house from my home....
You just love to love, don't you? We can tell that you're a die-hard romantic who appreciates the deep sentiment that loving, meaningful words and actions bring to life. Love and romance go hand-in-hand for you, so you adore pouring on the terms of endearment, the hopeful promises, and the doting acts you think your fella deserves. Whether you're in an idealistic and caring mood or being sweet, playful, and impulsive, you're a giving partner who's eager to express how excited you are about your relationship. For you, love is all about sharing your feelings and making your significant other feel cherished. After all, the more often you reassure him of the strength of your emotions, the better, right? And you love tapping your creative side to express how much he means to you and how important you think his needs are. Congratulation
Forest-System of A Down
Walk with me my little child,
To the forest of denial,
Speak with me my only mind,
Walk with me until the time,
And make the forest turn to wine,
You take the legend for a fall,
You saw the product,
Why can't you see that you are my child,
Why don't you know that you are my mind,
Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
Take this promise to the end of you.
Walk with me my little friend,
Take this promise to the end,
Speak with me my only mind,
Walk with me until the end,
And make the forest turn to sand,
You take the legend for a fall,
You saw the product,
Why can't you see that you are my child,
Why don't you know that you are my mind,
Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
Take this promise to the end of you.
Take this promise for a ride,
You saw the forest, now come inside,
You took the legend for its fall,
You saw the product of it all,
No televisions in the air,
No circumcisions on the chair,
You made the weapons for us all,
Just look at us now,
Why can't you see that you are my child,
Why don't you know that you are my mind,
Tell everyone in the world, that I'm you,
Take this promise to the end of you.