Fellow Republicans of Mars... I make my speech today... as vice president...
There have been some misconceptions over this martian republic. We are falling apart... the constitution however is nearly finished... Mlarnoy is doing up the declaration from what I understand... It is true that I have never really hated/loved/whatever you people want to call it... the much hated/loved/both Champ... so let's all steer clear of that subject... Once the constitution is signed by the President and myself... there may be some order in our society... until then let's hope we don't do anything to evil to eachother... Do you all not care about the President? She has been a good friend to us all... can you not see that I like typing three dots in a row? I mean... (hehe) what is a government without unity? Certain laws will be posted for this government... and we will follow them!! We don't want a Jack in our society freaking out and killing us with pointy sticks like in the Lord of the Flies... that is al I will say for now...

With all due hatred and disrespect

A klushmoni

I have come to the conclusion that I am very confused about the progress of the pineapples in taking over Earth. Kaymarnee seems to have ventured off into never never land with her poster and we see less and less of her. Mlarnoy is off in her new area working on plans for invasion and Klushmoni and I see her once a week for a brief amount of time. Then there is Klushmoni and I who are still going strong in our friendship and still finding ways to get Mlarnoy back. And just to set the record straight, Klushmoni is not falling head over head for Champ, I do not know why Wekiwa said that when I have already told her that Klushmoni does not like him that way. But that is just plain stupid. And Wekiwa, I see quite a bit so it's normal. Except for I think these diary entries about fellow pineapples need to stop because the whole world does not need to know people's problems and it's just stupid so there.
With much hate,
Zarnally

I have come to the inamiable conclusion that I do not, and have never, loved the hated Champ, and indeed it is Klushmoni who is falling head over head for him with her excessive tentacles. I do not intend on sharing with you the inanimate thoughts which have occured through my over-stuffed peppermint head, but all the pineapples have more or less run away from each other, except for Zarnally and Wekiwa, the two hated
And now I need to shower in a mudbath.
Let the blood spoil. Goodbye my hated, unfaithful, loathing diary that I loathe.
Sincerely never yours,
Wekiwa

Alas the wild peppermints have found us trying to take over the world and they now want to take us to our funerals in our caskets. But we fooled them... yes all of them because they really didn't want to marry us like I said, and they never will. Yet the loved Champ hates rainbow cookies we all knew that he would be so modest as to not become a stripper. No we don't think he will become a stripper or a weirdo with several wives. Mlarnoy's dreams prove that this is not going to happen so don't worry everyone this isn't going to happen. Even though Wekiwa especially loves Champ most of us only like him or dis-like him. So dear sisters that are my brothers unknown sisters enemies... until we meet again
Pineapply and full of hatred,
Klushmoni

P.S. Sterling is dead

We have decided to try and take over the world. Starting with Washington. We will not take over the world!!! WE ARE PINEAPPLE'S AND WE COME IN PEACE, LEAVE IN PIECES!!!!
Zarnally has been very bad, but she will be given ice cream.
With all due and hate,
Wekiwa