Dark skin and black hair, glasses Tall, chubby.




WARHEAD

[intro]

WHY??!
the king of lies is alive,
look around, look inside ... INFIDEL.

INFIDEL!!!

[versechorusverse]
IT BEGINS HERE
IT ENDS NOW
THE PRINCE MUST PAY
HIS HEAD OR THE CROWN

ROB THE POOR
SLAUGHTER THE WEAK
DISTORT THE LAW
PERFECT DECEIT

[BELSEA!]
DO I NEED A GAS MASK?
[should i get inoculated?]
WILL THIS WAR LAST?
[will we be incinerated?]

FALSE GODS, DEATH SQUADS
.....BLIND!

[versechorusverse]

THIS IS A CATASTROPHE!
- WEAPON SYSTEMS ACTIVATED
PURITANS HAVE INVADED

THIS IS A CATASTROPHE!
TO PROTECT AGAINST THE THREAT ....

ORDER MUST BE KEPT.
ORDER MUST BE KEPT.
ORDER MUST BE KEPT.

[BELSEA!]

DO I NEED A GAS MASK?
[should i get inoculated?]
WILL THIS WAR LAST?
[will we be incinerated?]

FALSE GODS, DEATH SQUADS
.....BLIND!

[Bridge]

THE ELEPHANTS MARCH TO WAR!

CONCEDE!
CONFORM!!

CONCEDE!
CONFORM!!

DENY THE BIG LIE!
MY TRIBE!

...join me...

AN ALLIANCE OF DEFIANCE
IN THE WARHEAD

ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!

GIVE ME YOUR TIRED,
GIVE ME YOUR SICK,
GIVE ME INDULGENCE & DECADENCE.

GIVE ME YOUR TIRED,
GIVE ME YOUR SICK,
GIVE ME INDULGENCE & DECADENCE.

HE LIED! THEY DIED!
KEEP THE PEASANTS TERRIFIED!

HE LIED! THEY DIED!
KEEP THE PEASANTS TERRIFIED!

THIS IS A CATASTROPHE!
YOU MUST LEAD IF THEY GET ME!!

ON MY COMMAND!

BREAK FREEEEEEE.
BREAK FREEEEEEE.
BREAK FREEEEEEE.
BREAK FREEEEEEE.




MASTER OF DISHARMONY

Master of disharmony
Welcome my tainted soul
Take me from the hordes of the living
Into the blessed darkness
Master of disorder
Take my impure flesh
Lead me unto the path of temptation


Save me from cowardness


Master of sin
Take my cursed heart
Bring me where I can find salvation
For I am the damned


Master of death
Take my pitiful life
I am enslaved
I shall never forget the pain


Master of sin
Take my cursed heart
Bring me where I can find salvation
For I am the damned


Master of death
Take my pitiful life
I am enslaved
I shall never forget the pain

This site is awesome it shows all the black pretty much worth any thing.

www.redstream.org

I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
Hell Yizzle Bitches

MY MOST FAVORITE BANDS.

Strapping young lad
linkin park
lamb of god
mercyful fate
ICP....HELL FUCKIN YEAH
Lord Belial
Slipknot
My chemical romance
Disturbed
Cradle of filth
P.O.D.
Twiztid
Blindside
King diamond
pantera
a perfect circle
skindred
Static-X
marilyn manson
Drowning pool, new, and old ones
DAMAGE PLAN
Korn
ALL DEATH METAL BANDS
DEMON HUNTER
Skillet
staind
that's all i can think of..............right now.

Nailing the Holy One



Impubes hic singultit
I am the evil one
The crucifier of the holy lord *
The impaler of God and his feeble son
In heaven now the holy blood shall flow *


Holy father, Jesus Christ
I can see straight through your lies *
Harlots are weaping for you, harlot breed
Rest in piss, you son of a whore *


Nailing…
Nailing the holy one
Nailing…
Nailing the holy one


Father, fear for your life
Cause time has come for you to die *
No one can save you now
Hell awaits on the other side *

Nailing…
Nailing the holy one
Nailing…
Nailing Jesus Christ

As the crown of thorns is tearing through your flesh
Satan smiles as your holy blooddrops fall *
Piece by piece I slaughter you alive
I laugh as hell and split your fucking skull *


Nailing…
Nailing the holy one
Nailing…
Nailing the father of lies


I tear your feeble soul apart
With a scornful smile I watch you die *
As you're hanging calmly on the cross
I stab the spear right in your chest *


Stabbing, stabbing, stabbing thrice
Bleed for me, you servant of lies *
Your blood shatters all over me
Your fucking soul in nothingness will be *


Utilikilts Company's Top 10 Reasons for Wearing a Kilt


1 Because through out history, men have worn un-bifurcated garments.
Because if women had an appendage hanging between their legs we guarantee you they wouldn’t be wearing pants.


2 Freedom, and increased mobility.


3 You only go around once, so why shouldn’t you be as comfortable as possible.


4 All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more.


 5 No more adjust, right side, left side… Say goodbye to wedgies.


 6 A word about the pockets: Unlike pants, the Utilikilt’s pockets are only sewn down on top, so that they move with the garment but not with your leg. No more bulky crap contorting the shape of your leg. The Workman's can carry an entire six pack. You don’t have to wear your cell phone on your belt. With the Wrkms kilt, you don’t need a tool belt (for lighter stuff.)


7 The Utilikilt is made in the USA . You are supporting local industry. Your mojo will thank you.


8 Easy access ...


9 Fringe benefits: A. Physical: Your virility may increase. You will experience the pleasing sensation of air conditioning.
B. Mental: Wearing a kilt shows a sense of security with yourself, and you will inspire much debate in others.
C. Spiritual: Without physical constrictions, you burden will be lighter, your sense of freedom less impaired, and your sense of yourself, will have room to grow.


10 Because you fucking want to.


Utilikilts Customer's Top 100+ Reasons for Wearing a Kilt


 
1. Even straight guys check me out.
2. Chicks I’ve never met before ask me about my underwear.
3. The freedom to scratch when and where it itches.
4. It itches a lot less in a kilt, it’s the breeze you know.
5. It makes people wonder.
6. You can call Punks conformists.
7. When it smells of Guinness, smoke and Whiskey, it can go in the wash, and not to the dry-cleaners.
8. I look good in it.
9. Almost as good as being naked.
10. Women love men in kilts.
11. Because zippers scare sheep.
12. When operating a zipper is too far beyond your capabilities.
13. Because the boys (wink wink!), they like to swing.
14. To give the ladies a cheap thrill when you get out of a car.
15. Because equality should extend to comfort, dammit!
16. Floor mounted AC vents on a hot day.
17. Name another article of clothing where you can carry a 12 pack of longnecks in the pockets!
18. Because history has shown that men in kilts routinely kick the sh!t out of the trousered.
19. Ergonomically, men belong in kilts. That seam in pants can be deadly.
20. Because I wear them!
21. Number one reason to wear a kilt: "You can dance in one - plenty of ball room!"
22. A utilikilt also represents HERITAGE!!!! This should be the greatest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23. *Disclaimer: It may be that this customer is talking about a broader sense of heritage, not necessarily Scottish, but more primitive and ancestral. Men the world over used to wear unbifurcated garments no matter what country or class they came from. We at the UKHQ do not try to promote the UK as a Scottish garment.
24. To "air out your nads" - Courtesy of my fiance.
25. Women LOVE them.
26. Utilikilts are SEXY.
27. Any guy who feels confident enough to wear one has got to be progressive, sexy, and hip All my men wear utilitkilts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. I submit that UKs are the Ultimate 'Babe Magnet'. 'Nuff said.
29. Because it makes me feel good to feel sexy.
30. Prevents the marshy feeling from wearing pants when living in the desert.
31. When worn regularly, no one ever forgets who you are.
32. On a mooning raid, you have quick access!
33. Chicks love confident guys... and ya gotta be confident to wear one.
34. It's one thing that men and women can agree on when deciding what to wear.
35. If you're out of things to talk about with a new friend, a kilt will be a convo topic for at least four straight days.
36. Scots rule. Scots wear kilts. Kilts are the #1 reason Scots rule. Ergo, so will you when donning one.
37. It makes a great trademark if all your band members wear kilts.
38. If you like carrying big swords, a kilt is a necessary accessory.
39. Y'know, "kilt" IS Scottish Gaelic for "easy access". Anyone up for a quickie?
40. As a woman who loves male legs and their accessories, it all comes down to one word: ACCESS.
41. I can get it on with very little clothes adjustment/removal on my part.
42. Fashion colours for my every mood.
43. I have nice calves and I like to show them off.
44. It's a good reason to invest in nice wool socks.
45. People look at me funny.
46. Women like men who don't wear underclothes ( I should know, I am one of those women!) Not to mention, Kilts are sexy!
47. In the words of Mel Gibson in Braveheart ..."Freedom!"
48. Because real women LOVE men in kilts (especially Utilikilts!)
49. All the cool guys at ren-faire wear them to the after hours events. you're even cooler if you have a selection.
50. I love the reactions!
51. With the workmans, i don't need a backpack.
52. Wearing a kilt promotes creative and witty thinking. there's only so many ways you can respond to the "what are you wearing under that?" question. the trick is to wear it out to a busy location (disneyland) and try to come up with a different response each tme. ('i'd have to show you' is my favorite-the reaction is
quite fun to watch...)
53. it's easier to run away with your kilt up than it is to be caught with your pants down....
54. Have you seen how dorky some of the "traditional" dress kilts are? Those men don't need the freedom a
kilt affords, they need their balls back.
55. You don't have to be Sean Connery (or Steven) to look good in a UK. It looks good on everyone.
56. Chicks dig me in a kilt. Gay men dig me in a kilt (not my preference, but flattering none the less). Straight men admire the Ballsy attitude it requires to wear a UK in Corporate America (and wish they were you.)
57. Circulation. Freedom. Comfort. Style. Quality.
58. Two Words. Beer Pockets.
59. Women ask about underwear.
60. Heat vents on cold days.
61. AC vents on hot days.
62. The only person at a party that doesnt have to go to the fridge for another beer.
63. Questions and answer sessions w/ oppesite sex.
64. You never feel more alive then when you fall snowboarding and slide a few feet on your ass while in a utilikilt of course.
65. Because Thompson (author of:"So You're Going To Wear The Kilt!")
said to "wear it early and often".

66. After wearing UK's EVERY SINGLE DAY for a year-and-a-half gives
my company visual and professional recognition all over a large city
like Denver.

67. Because after a rugby match, nothing says, "I'm a warrior", like putting on
your utilikilt.
68. I'm a 'contra dancer' ie; traditional dance. A lot of men don semi-masculine skirts.. so when they are spinning and twirling.. they have something to flow.. The utilikilt allows a man to look great dancing...
and not be mistaken for a cross-dresser.
69. I AM A MAN AND I DON’T HAFTA WAX ANYTHING!
70. As a woman who loves male legs and their accessories,
it all comes down to one word: ACCESS.
71. “The only problem with a kilt, and I mean the ONLY problem is that when you cut a fart the smell lasts longer if you’re standing up. It kind of lingers--especially if it’s a hot fart…because heat rises.” – Mark Nichols
72. I am a woman who knows that men in kilts are extremely sexy. And I agree with #18.
73. Wearing a UK reflects my attitude of freedom to be who I am; a sexy, self assured, man who enjoys self expression, comfort and freedom to the hilt.
74. You get higher points from the Karoake judges recreating the Men without Hats
video "Safety Dance".
75. The zipper scene in “Something About Mary”.
76. Because driving cross-country in pants is just plain cruel!
77. Motorcyclist can REALLY feel the freedom of the open road (I do however suggest a modesty strap so as not to get pulled over every 500 yards)
78. Because I can wear / have worn the Black workman's UK to ANY of the following : hiking, semi dressy dinner, Goth club, Burning Man, beach, wedding - and got nothing but compliments. Try THAT with another piece of clothing.
79. So you can just say "lipstick" when someone asks what you wear under your UK.
80. For the enjoyment of being properly powdered by your girlfriend (or boyfriend) before you go out.
81. Just to hear my Scot friends yell "What f**ken tartan is that you bloody hieratic?" when I wear the cammo.
82. Men love pet names for their own, shall we say, "attachments". It just means we can retire the phrase "trouser-snake" and come up with something a little more inventive, perhaps "kilt-cosh" or "kilt-caber"!!!
83. Want to meet people? Wear a UK - you'll meet people right and left!
84. I've worn the kilt for years, with a recent hiatus because I'd 'outgrown' my traditional kilt. I finally took the plunge for a UK, and I think it's great. So does everyone I've discussed it with - I've not had a single derisive comment (not like I care). I'm a 43-year-old software engineering manager with a family (and a longtime biker) - f*** 'em if they can't take a joke. (Yes, I've ridden a motorcycle while wearing a kilt.)
85. In this culture, men have spent the last century ogling women's legs. It's time to turn the other cheek.
86. You introduce yourself to a woman, and she immediately starts thinking about your undergarments.
87. Consider what disintegrates just as your jeans reach their maximum comfort: knees and crotch, if you're like me. Enough said.
88. Because you can be the 'Belle of the Ball' at Gay Pride.
89. For women, it's not all about what's under the kilt. It's about that strong self confidence and absolute masculinity you exude when wearing one, too....no, I lied. It's all about what's under the kilt.
90. When your balls are free, you will find inner peace.
91. Because the extra groin room compensates for the cojones required to wear
one. :-)
92. Yes, I like a UK on my boyfriend because it lets me play with his "kilt-saber" whenever I want.
93. When else would you ever hear the phrase, "Dude, fix your pleats."
94. Chicks Dig Guys in Kilts... Plus the Added Bonus of KILT CHECKS!
95. The best reason to wear a UK is that it makes my wife laugh. I have to make sure that I have my wedding ring on when I wear my UK.
96. The Utilikilt in plain colors has no connection to any Scottish tartan or clan. I am a Friesian.
97. Less weight than a real Scottisch kilt.
98. Choice of underwear: a. Cotton, b. Nothing, c. Steel.
99. Roomy pockets, not moving with my legs.
100. I can carry my hiking-backpack with my UK, riding on my hips. No buckles there.
101. No need to unzip in the toilet.
102. I can’t wear shorts to work… can’t stop a man in a kilt.
103. Because I like being fondled by beautiful women I don't know when I wear a kilt on stage.
104. Because women have no control when faced with a kilt.
105. If going trouserless is good enough for Sean Connery, Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe, Adrian Paul and every single member of the FDNY pipers (just as an example), it's good enough for me.
106. Fornication.
107. Diarrhea.
108. When some one says, "I didn't know Scots wear denim," you can reply, "They do, but usually as blue jeans."
109. Why is it calleded a "kilt"? Cause we done kilt everyone who called it a skirt.
110. Uncrossing my legs (Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct) for the sexy woman opposite on the subway.
111. Automatic Asshole Detection System: Anyone who snickers and says "nice skirt" is obviously a homophobe or just plain stodgy...
112. My wife loves it when I wear my Utilikilt. Plus I carry a lot of stuff on my days out and the Workmans kilt does it all!
113. Feeling the breeze...as the women lift your kilt to have a look.
114. Bald (we don't have folically challenged men in Scotland, or political correctness) bikers - feel the wind in your hair again.
115. Scotsmen gave the world the television, telephone, radar, penicilin and wedding parties that last all night. Wearing kilts leaves our testicles free, relieves stress and lets us invent all these things.
116. Kilts show the men who act like they are a man, who really is the Man.
117. Easier to kick the H*ell outta someone in a bar fight.
118. More leg room to gain speed when running from cops.
119. Reply to question of WHY you're wearing a UK, " Just so I can show you
the REAL Loch Ness Monster!!"
120. Because Lazarus Long was right about everything else...
121. Pants were forced upon my people by the Roman oppressor. They're just a plot from the Man, trying to keep Celty down! To paraphrase Morpheus, "Free your thighs!"
122. A MAN IN A KILT IS A MAN AND A HALF!!!
123. It's a chick-magnet - beware random acts of groping.
124. So the best things in life can remain free!
125. If someone asks "How are you feeling today". You can respond "Very regimental, thank you".
126. Have you ever tried to conceal an erection in a pair of Khaki dress slacks?
127. Gruntle \Grun"tle\, v. i. to copulate with a woman wearing a skirt.
Full Gruntle \Ful\ \Grun"tle\, v. i. a man wearing a kilt copulating with a
woman wearning a skirt.
128. When obnoxious drunk people ask what's under your kilt. You can tell them "your girlfriend's lipstick."
129. I am a tall broad man, and my kilt is the only piece of clothing I have that truly fits comfortably.
130. Have you ever heard of anyone pissing their kilt?
131. Kilt + Bathroom = Easy.
132. The extra element of suprise, when you have to kick someone in the head.
133. Nothing turns head faster when me, a bald chinese, walks a mall wearing them.
134. Finding pants for a 6'9" man isn't easy. Why not show off those long legs?
135. Cause men look sexy in kilts... Period
136. When your paintball team steps out onto the field in kilts is scares the bejesus out of the other team.
137. The difference between a kilt and slack is like a goldfish in a bowl... they grow to the size of their environment.
138. While in graduate school, one of my genetics professors told of a Scotish
study of scrotal temperatures between kilt and pants wearers. Testicles
are naturally outside the body to keep them cooler to enhance sperm
production, when they don't descend into the scrotum, a man is sterile.
Higher temperatures may also increase the mutation rate in sperm and
the cells that form them. So, biologically, a kilt is healthier for our
species. Note that all or most other mamalian species also have
external testicles. (Disclaimer- Yes, we know, dolphins, whales, and possibly a few other mammals don't have external testicals. This is one of the reasons we have not produced a "Flipper" model of Utilikilt.)
139. All I have to say is blue ribbon, u know the story from there.
140. In business / professional situations where shorts are not appropriate I can get away with wearing a kilt because A) People think that it may me a cultural thing. or B) They think that I am so confident in my profession I can do what ever I want. People remember me and if they have a problem with my kilt then they are up tight paranoids and I don't want to deal with them anyway. Lastly, my Wife likes it and daughter thinks its cool.
141. Pants wear all the hair off your legs, and that's nancy.
142. There is something so maseculine, strong, brave, wild, and...well...completely...umm...doable about a man in an UK...wow I need a cold shower.
143. The woman I was talking to at a party the other night who looked me straight
in the eye and very slowly (perhaps to see if I would object) lifted up my
kilt, looked down, smiled at me, and said, "Good boy."

no i'm not a squirrel ....you sick sick people....I just like those reasons to wear the damn thing. BECAUSE THEIR AWESOME


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.








2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.








3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.








4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"








5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.








6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".








7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."








8. Don't use any punctuation marks








9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.








10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.








11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".








12. Sing along at the opera.








13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.








14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.








15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.








16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.








17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"








18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"








19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."


"Juggalo Homies"



(feat. Twiztid)





(I know you ain't there
That's why I just want to let you know something bro
You all know I love you
You all know you're my homies
And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!)



[Violent J]
Let me ask you this about this life we live
And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner
If they really missed you so much
Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ?
If you wasn't blood, would you still have love?
Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love?
Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here
But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here
Who was you with when you got tattooed?
And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms?
And who the fuck threw up all over your car?
And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll)



[Shaggy 2 dope]
Who loaned you money, homie?
Who owes you cash? (Who?)
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (Who?)
I don't know much but I gotta assume
When ya hit ya first neden, ya homies was in the other room



::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::
We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha fuckin' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!



[Violent J]
Have you ever had a job that you truly despise?
Like I don't know maybe dish washin', or fuckin' flippin' fries
And you got this boss who thinks he's the Don Mega
Because he the head manager (Chief Chili Fry Maker)
All you can vision is ya'll beating him down
Your homies standing on his back while you kicking his head around
But responsibility is there, I can't lie tho
I'd of been plucked his fucking eye ball out with a chicken bone
I'm crazy as fuck, i'll rip your peircings off
And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft



[Shaggy 2 dope]
When you snuck the car out who did you get? (Who?)
And when you got caught, who you blame the shit? (Who?)
Who can you relax around and scratch your balls? (Who?)
Homies, i'm talking about like you and yours



::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::
We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha fuckin' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!



[Violent J, Anybody Killers, and Juggalos]
You don't like me, you can fuck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Keep it in your click fuck the outside baby
You don't like me, you can fuck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Runnin' with the homies until i'm old like Grady



[Jamie Madrox]
Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you better step to the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend
That I could have some friends that's down to the very end
Well that's my homeboys excuse me, my family
And when we conquer the world
We mackin' on the galaxy
'cause sky's the limit and we ain't finished
And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it



[Monoxide Child]
Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll
Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll
I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll
And everything is obsolete unless I hear my homies call
We world wide, were homies around the planet
Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's "Beat It jacket"
They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll
Hanging till we old and gray like grandpas (Psychopathic)



[Chorus - Repeat somewhat]
We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha fuckin' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!



You don't like me, you can fuck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Keep it in your click fuck the outside baby
You don't like me, you can fuck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Runnin' with the homies until i'm old like Grady



You don't like me, you can fuck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Keep it in your click fuck the outside baby
You don't like me, you can fuck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Swingin' hatches on the daily with my crew actin' crazy



ICP LYRICS





"Angel's Falling"



I climbed up the tree in the back and got on my roofto with my 22,
It's hot with little pops,
Started bustin off shots aimin all at the sky,
I emptied out my gun bustin all at the sky.



THen i went and stole a bow and arrow from my dad
To the arrows i tied gasoline soaked rags,
Climbed up with the zippo, Lit em all of into the sky,
A trail of black smoke leading into the sky.



I bought some chinese stars from the kung fu surplus,
They had em under the glass, i made the purchase,
Climbed up and i whizzed em off in the sky,
even stood up on the chimney, whizzed em off in the sky



Then i found a double barrel with shells at Wal-Mart
I threw it next to the faygo in my shopping cart
I got home, climbed up, blew it into the sky
3:20 in the mornin bustin off at the sky



I got a blowgun too, a real one at that,
I dip the tips in poison, Lay up on my back



And now they piercing through the air straight up into the sky,
Its like the only thing you hear is "phew" into the sky



I bought a harpoon off the internet and went up
And tried to shoot it, but the fuckin Rip off, it got stuck.



I said fuck it, and i threw the spear up into the sky,
as fuckin hard as i could, threw it into sky.



I sprayin mace up there
I throw m-80s up there,
Im shooting everything i got,



I sit and wait in my chair
because i hate the sky above whether moon or sun
whether rain or snow, since the pain has begun
Im tryna aim for the heavens up into the sky
Tell me why the love of my life had to die
Hows she gonna leave mea and not even say bye
I know that shes an angel and theyre lettin her fly
Every plan i thought we made together was a lie
she chould of hung on, ill bet she didnt even try
she left me dry, and that no one can deny
and whn sh falls from the sky
im asking her why



Angels
are falling
Angels
are falling
Falling angels...
Come crashing down
to the floor
wont stop
till i get the one that
im lookin for...



ICP LYRICS





"In My Room"



2:45 and the bell went off,
Thank God,
Many people think im odd
But i talk with no one,
And i walk alone,and i avoid sunlight with a chalky tone
I get home and dont say hi,
It aint no onw there,
I dont care I walk in and go right up the stairs
To my room
Get in bed and just wait for dark cause thats when the real show starts (tap tap)
'tap tap' on the glass go the piece of ass'
So young and pretty its too bad she past
But she comes to my room and we talk at night,she's demonic and bloody,but she holds me tight
In my bedroom,with her im never alone,and i kiss her cold lips until morning comes
Then she gone,
I can still hear her voice loom.
But she only exists in the dark of my room



[chorus: x2]



Love...
(i cant ignore you)
In my room
(do anything for you)
Love...
(i do adore you)
In My Room...
You and I



I try to smile alot,but im always frontin,but i do love a ghost and atleast thats something.
She dont talk much,
When she do it get cold,
Usually we just lay there and we hold each other, we're lovers we dont need others,
One of my mother's cats jumped up on the covers
And it scared my baby guess she dont like pets so i twisted its fuckin head off at the neck
Look baby,
Its gone its doomed please come back to the room i do anything for thy, dont ignore me this is more than a sick love story
W/o you id bring a shotgun to school and i will if you want me to for any reason
I hate that u leave when the lights come on and if i had it my way the fuckin sun would be gone!



[chorus x2]



Sometimes i kiss her and i start shakin,she slips me the tongue and it taste like bacon.
Uh oh somethings wrong baby's upset
She told me she was spotted by the neigbors kid
She cant come back now cause they know our secret
Uless i can make thenm keep it.
If i do she may come to life now in their yard with a shotgun and knife
Cut the screen
Went in and found the kid
Blew a bowl of spaghetti in the side of his head,the daddy was nextrunnin down the hall,i shredded his throat and he was
Quick to fall,tossed themossberg and gripped the knife,started stabin the shit out of his wife,
Went home a bloody mess with a job well done.
Wash up and wait for my baby to come



[chorus x2]



ICP LYRICS





"Fuck The World"



[Violent J]
Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.



[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)



[Violent J]
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rumors
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you



[Chorus X 2]



[Violent J]
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!



[Chorus X 2]



[Violent J]
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!



ICP LYRICS





"Chicken Huntin'"



[Violent J]
Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...



[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!



[Shaggy 2 dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherfucking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy fucking a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the fuck you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...



[Chorus (1x)]



[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow



[Shaggy 2 dope]
Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck fucker!



[Chorus (1x)]



ICP LYRICS





"Dead Body Man"



"This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now."
"Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and
investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody
stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night.
Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement
window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a
mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick
fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11."



[Violent J]
Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursing my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just the dead body man



"We got bodies, dead bodies
We got fat ones, skinny ones
Males, females, hermaphrodites
We got somebodies, we got nobodies
Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!"



[Violent J]
Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the dead body man
I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
Some people run cuz they don't like the smell
Others line up just as quick as they can
To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah
Just don't look in the trunk
I drive down Central kickin the bass
Chillin with my freaks and I'm picked her face
Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
Cuz my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead
Than a ho you can't trust, always diggin a nut
A dead body bitch learns to keep her mouth shut
Riding in the back is my dead body crew
Only they can never think of nothing to do
If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand
I'm just the dead body man



"We also collect dead bodies
So, if you know any dead people
Or you yourself are planning on dying soon
We'll be happy to come to your house
And pay cash for it
We appreciate good healthy stiff
For our dinner
Woohoo!"



[Chorus (1x)]
Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me)
Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)
Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me)
Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)
Call me the dead body man (won't ya give em to me)
Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)
Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)
Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)
Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me)
Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me)
Call me the dead body man (won't ya mail em to me)
Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me)
Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man









ICP LYRICS





"Dead Body Man (Original)"



Ladies and gentlemen
I present to you, the Terror Wheel
The most horrifying, terrifying, mystifying ride
Available to the dead
Gather round my dead friends
And witness the bizarre, horrid dictales
As told to you by your favorite
Serial clown slaughterers the ICP
So who will be brave enough to step into this ride?
Just follow the trail of blood into the red tent
There your host, Willaby Rags, will strap you in
And you shall experience, the wheel!
So gather and watch, look and learn
The ways of the Terror Wheel
Oh look, there goes one now
He's walking in, good luck fella
There he goes, they're locking him into the cage
Greetings, I'm Willaby Rags
Prepare for your first stop, the Dead Body Man!
Ahahaha!



Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies atleast
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body grubbin
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still got the finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursin my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just a dead body man
We got bodies, dead bodies
We got fat ones, skinny ones
Males, females, hermaphrodites
We got somebodies, we got nobodies
Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo!



[chorus]
Call me the dead body man (Someone give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Just sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Won't ya give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Just mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Won't ya mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man



Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the dead body man
I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
Some people run cause they don't like the smell
Others line up just as quick as they can
To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but uh
Just don't look in the trunk
I drive down Central kickin the bass
Chillin with my freaks and I'm pickin her face
Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
Cause my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead
Of a hoe you can't trust, always diggin a nut
A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut
Riding in the back is my dead body crew
Only they can never think of nothing to do
If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand
I'm just the dead body man
We also collect dead bodies
So, if you know any dead people
Or you yourself are planning on dying soon
We'll be happy to come to your house, and pay cash for it
We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner
Woohoo!



[chorus]



TWIZTID LYRICS





"We Don't Die"



We ain't underground by accident
There's only a select few that can handle this
Freek shit
Apparition of a poltergeist
Blessed with heart
But is cold as ice and broken twice
Now I walk with an axe
Dressed in all jet black with contacts
Straight maniac
Warlock, Samhain and Salem's Lot
Sail through the hour glass ticking of the clock



If you don't know by now it's too late
We the most serious thing on the market since date rape
We the dead
We don't explain or feel pain, beserko
Keep it underground to maintain
Bitch you better checknuts
I'm doing voodoo in 66 in 6 months
Ridin' in a digged out hearse with gold spokes
Puffin' on 2 ton blunt with dead folks and it's like that



Axe Murderers, we don't die
Serial Killas, we don't die
Freeks of the Night, we don't die
We get high, we don't die



Coming up outta the ground
From the underground covered of dirt
Keep away from the mainstream lover
Just want somebody to move and get hurt
Got your hole up dug deep in the dirt
Can't hurt?
What bitch muthafuckas makin' love to the press?
With a bitch name tattoed on your chest
Me and muthafuckin' madrox, hauntin' the joint
Bringin' death to the people who don't get the point
We dont die



Uh huh, we keep it real
Just like a seven dollar bill
Voice my opinion regardless on how you feel
Freek shit
It ain't about being rich
It's about juggalos who runnin' with lunatics
As long as y'all rock this we won't quit
We do it all for y'all, I mean that shit
Everyone of y'all means everything to me
We breathe for y'all, that's why we call it the family



Axe Murderers, we don't die
Serial Killas, we don't die
Freeks of the Night, we don't die
We get high, we don't die



Try to explain the element my
Self inflicted pain
Were not positive, uplifted
Fuck you, walk a mile in our shoes
Experience hard times and payin' helly dues
Freek shit
What I live what I breath
Casted out, lean necks, like he's deceased
Still trying to ban our sound
Cuz supposedly it would be resurrected
The dead from the hallow ground



You in the dead zone, 10 points for us
You smellin' cigarette smokes right before your lungs
Plus, you can't trust him
But I can bust him in half
Sit back and laugh for all the shit I did
Can you do that?
Could you school that?
Better yet, I'm a wigged serial killa
Type war death
Freekshow, different from the rest
But I, love it though
Put you to the test



{x4}
Axe Murderers, we don't die
Serial Killas, we don't die
Freeks of the Night, we don't die
We get high, we don't die


"Toy Box"



"Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" [gunshots]



"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"



[Violent J]
I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks
And rocks and sticks and calling me names
And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!)
When I left school, it was much iller
My daddy was a serial killer
And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back
With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!)
When I got home, enough of the static
Hammer and tools, went up to the attic
Never knew any other girls or boys
Only my toys, toys, toys
Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed
But I won't be mentally scarred
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard
Monday, ringing the bell
It's all about show and tell, might as well
Show all these bastards just what I got
Yo, check out my toy box!



"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls"



[Violent J]
We got dead bodies everywhere you look
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked
Others start screaming and making a dash
So I start handing out toys fast at last
You like slinkies, we got slinkies
Only mine like to wrap around your face
And stretch, twist, kazoom
And whip your body all over the fuckin room
So come, one at a time
Open your gift and what you will find
Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget
It's not everyday that you get your skull split
You like soldiers, we got soldiers
Made with rubber and steel, they look real
But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed
That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww)
And don't let em sit around all day
Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway
Cuz they can be nifty
All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box



"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"



[Violent J]
That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute
Don't fuck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy
And it's mine, motherfucker, so gimme gimme
You want toys, you come to the right place
Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case
Wind him up, let him go among all of ya
Then BANG! serial slaughterer
Your turn, reach in and get lucky
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky
It make a funny sound and then BANG!
Blew the fingers off his fuckin hand
Don't stop, class ain't done yet
I remember you calling me poindexter
Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation
Went into these little creations
Reach in, you might find something wicked
Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery
Off with your head, a robot with a sword
But now he's looking at me, but what for?
"Eh, wait a minute, I made you
Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherfucker."
"Oh, I love this record."



ICP LYRICS





"Cemetary Girl"



"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead. (tonight, tonight)
Tonight, tonight, off with your head."



"You'll never guess what's up [3x]
my muckin' head blew up"



[Violent J]
She was lovely, long hair, short, nice figure though
So at the funeral, it made me cry, watch her die
I cannot lie, I couldn't sleep without a wink
I only think about my lady, I miss my baby
I need her by my side, to hold me, to squeeze me



I still have pictures, but all they do is tease me
I see my therapist, he only tells me I'm in trouble
I want my baby back, so now I pack a shovel
And while I'm digging, it's awfully dark and kinda funny
Don't dig too fast or to see things could get bloody
I watch my baby, I hit the top of baby's coffin
I thinking, she's better off inside if she died
Yeah, she needs me, I can tell my baby wants me
Cuz every night at 2:15, my baby haunts me
I prey it open, the odor hits me, there she is
I lean down to give her a kiss because I need a...



[Chorus (1x)]
Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
A girl that passed away back in 1985
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead



[2Xero]
Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
Cemetery woman, we can still be down
You're more than just a corpse, you're a psychopathic clown



"Fuck yeah, motherfucker
I don't want no stuck up
Little sassy rassy bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
I want me a cold stanky bitch
So bring it on, dead momma"



[Violent J]
She's as lovely as always, my baby hasn't changed
Except for the hole that's in her forehead, you can see her brains
Nevertheless, our love is still forever true
Her eyes have withered, her skin has now a tint of blue
My baby's dusty and dirty, and wrinkled clothes
And now I notice, the maggots chewed off all her toes
The earth has been rather cruel to my darling sugar
Is that a bug upon her face? oh, it's just a booger
I lean her head back to kiss her cracking lips
And then her neck crack, also does her hips
I must be gentle, my baby girl's a little rusty
A little dusty, but most of all, a little musty
I notice that, when we lay together on the lawn
We lay till dawn, I notice her left eye is gone
We said goodbye and everything turned out alright
I'll see you again tomorrow night, because I need a...



[Chorus (1x)]



Check it out, bitch!
You aren't getting stank, skank
Get your asses shoveling
Then you'll want a lil somthin somthin
Them cramey graveyard bitches
They DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!!!



[Chorus (1x)]
ICP LYRICS





"3 Rings"



"Is this on?"



"Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares can produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once
And come and enduldge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of
Another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring show of freaks"



[Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys
Scary, bula!
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
No, so, now how ya gonna act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing



[Chorus (2x)]
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere



[Shaggy 2 dope]
Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
You don't try to front ho
Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow
Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
I'm popping in like a pound of lead
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
Cuz when I was two my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the...



[Chorus (2x)]



"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
Here at our three ring exhibit
But to be honest I really don't see
What's so fucking funny about it
These fucking people are real!"



[Violent J]
Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird
Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb
She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked
Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh
Fuck that, bitch, suck that
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection so
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh
So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch
I chill with the three rings



[Chorus(2x)]



"Well, that's it
I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time
You fucking heartless bastards
You saw what you wanted
So grab your fucking kids
And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
And get the fuck out of our circus tent
You cold-hearted sons of bitches
You think they look fucked up
Just wait till I kick your
Fucking lips in a couple times
You'll be sittin up here like a bitch
And we'll laughing at your folded ass
They'll call you lumpy
After I done put knots
All over your fuckin forehead
Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
You fucking little bitch
Come here, I'll shove that
Fucking corn dog up your ass
Get the fuck out of here
Show's fucking over
Get the fuck out of here
You fucking heartless bastards"


"Let's Go All The Way"



Ain't nobody jealous, everybody has they own
Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam
Lookin' at scrubby with a hottie on his side
Lookin' at rich kids, poor kids,
Everybody together on the same side
And they down to ride



Lets go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way



Ain't nobody left out, everybody gets to go
It can never be too crowded, come on, we still pickin' up some more
Don't nobody hate you, playa hate you,
The rain don't play at all
Gotta million hands to catch you cause they'll catch you
And they never catch your fall
And we gotta worry all of ya'll



Lets go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way



Never known sickness, no sickness, nobody has to die
Everything's answered, what didn't then, we'll never have to wonder why
Won't nobody rush you, no pressure, be what you wanna be
Can't you guess what this place is,
Your future make it a reality
all you have to do is find the way



Lets go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way
{repeats until song ends}


If you're reading this then I finally did it
I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye
There was no time
Understand I was stressed
Living day to day was hard and I gave it my best
But there was nothing left
For me in this world to convince me to stay
Now I'm long gone away
Don't you do that, don't you start those tears
Just remember all the time we spent over the years
Never cry, never think bad of me
What's done is done and that's the way that it had to be
I need you to be strong for me
Say a prayer every day in my memory
I'm sure it's helping me
To earn my feathers, to get some wings
And a halo and a harp and angelic things
And even though I'm gone and outta sight
Never worry about me, I'm alright.
And if I should die
Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside
I'm alright
And everytime you cry
Don't break down and just keep me inside of your mind
I'm alright



You only saw the outside
Never knew what I was feeling
Now everyday you lay in bed staring at the ceiling
But you don't see me no more
You can fill your heart with memories and things from before
But everybody got a purpose in life
To survive and when the sun rise
You won't live to see another day
Just don't follow me, and live life your own way
I'll be in set and if you forget
Get the picture with the cord around my neck
Can you handle that?
See me underground and I'm stuck but it's cool
That's where I wanna be
Keep the drama in hand and outta sight
And know that I'ma be alright



And if I should die
Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside
I'm alright
And everytime you cry
Don't break down and just keep me inside of your mind
I'm alright


Cheat: Infinite Lung Capacity
During game play press DOWN, LEFT, L1, DOWN, DOWN, R2, DOWN, L2, DOWN



Cheat: Cars Fly
During game play press UP, DOWN, L1, R1, L1, RIGHT, LEFT, L1, LEFT



Cheat: Taxis Have Nitrous and L3 Bunny Hop
During game play press UP, X, TRIANGLE, X, TRIANGLE, X, SQUARE, R2, RIGHT



Cheat: Weapon Aiming While Driving
During game play press UP, UP, SQUARE, L2, RIGHT, X, R1, DOWN, R2, CIRCLE



Cheat: Traffic is Fast Cars
During game play press UP, L1, R1, UP, RIGHT, UP, X, L2, X, L1



Cheat: Reduced Traffic
During game play press X, DOWN, UP, R2, DOWN, TRIANGLE, L1, TRIANGLE, LEFT



Cheat: Spawn Dozer
During game play press R2, L1, L1, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP, UP, X, L1, LEFT



Cheat: Gangs Control the Streets
During game play press L2, UP, R1, R1, LEFT, R1, R1, R2, RIGHT, DOWN



Cheat: Massive Bunny Hops
CJ has the ability to bunny hop on the bmx over massive distances: TRIANGLE, SQUARE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, SQUARE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, L2, L2, R1, R2



Cheat: Beach Party
Pedestrians turn into girls wearing swimsuits. Vehicles are also beach style and CJ will be dressed in shorts and sandals. While playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas enter: UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, SQUARE, CIRCLE, L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN



Cheat: Spawns a Stunt Plane
CIRCLE, UP, L1, L2, DOWN, R1, L1, L1, LEFT, LEFT, X, TRIANGLE



Cheat: Monster Truck
RIGHT, UP, R1, R1, R1, DOWN, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, X, CIRCLE, L1, L1



Cheat: Vehicle of Death
Any vehicle the player is using becomes invincible and gains the ability to instantly destroy anything it touches. L1, L2, L2, UP, DOWN, DOWN, UP, R1, R2, R2



Cheat: Get Parachute
LEFT, RIGHT, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, UP, DOWN, RIGHT, L1



Cheat: Full Health, Full Armor, $250,000
To have all of the above, press the following while playing GTA: San Andreas: R1, R2, L1, X, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP.



Cheat: Weapon Set 2
To unlock the Knife, Pistol, Sawnoff Shotgun, Tec 9, Sniper Rifle, Flamethrower, Grenades, Fire Extinguisher in Unlock some new rides in GTA: San Andreas enter: R1, R2, L1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT.



Cheat: Weapon Set 3
You can unlock the Chainsaw, Silenced Pistol, Combat Shotgun, M4, Bazooka, Plastic Explosive in Unlock some new rides in GTA: San Andreas during gameplay by pressing R1, R2, L1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.



Cheat: Weapon Set 1
To unlock the Bat, Pistol, Shotgun, Mini SMG, AK 47, Rocket Launcher, Molotov Cocktail, Spray Can, Brass Knuckles in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas enter: R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up.



Cheat: Get Rhino
To make a Rhino tank fall from the sky, press the following during gameplay: CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE.



Cheat: Wanted Level Up
To raise your Wanted Level, enter the following during gameplay: R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT.



Cheat: Spawn Caddy
During game play Press CIRCLE, L1, UP, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, CIRCLE, X



Cheat: Spawn Stretch
During game play press R2, UP, L2, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT.



Cheat: Drive on Water
During game play press RIGHT, R2, CIRCLE, R1, L2, SQUARE, R1, R2



Cheat: Black traffic
While playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas press CIRCLE, L2, UP, R1, LEFT, X, R1, L1, LEFT, CIRCLE



Cheat: Pink Traffic
During game play press CIRCLE, L1, DOWN, L2, LEFT, X, R1, L1, RIGHT, CIRCLE



Cheat: Flying boats
During game play press R2, CIRCLE, UP, L1, RIGHT, R1, RIGHT, UP, SQUARE, TRIANGLE



Cheat: Spawn Bloodring Banger
During game play press DOWN, R1, CIRCLE, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, LEFT, LEFT



Cheat: Spawn Ranger
During game play press UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, L1, RIGHT, UP, SQUARE, L2.



Cheat: Spawn Hotring Racer 1
During game play press R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, L1, L2, X, X, SQUARE, R1.



Cheat: Spawn Hotring Racer 2
During game play press R2, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT, L1, R1, RIGHT, UP, CIRCLE, R2.



Cheat: Spawn Romero
During game play press DOWN, R2, DOWN, R1, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, LEFT, RIGHT.



Cheat: Bounty on Your Head
While playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas press DOWN, UP, UP, UP, X, R2, R1, L2, L2.



Cheat: Perfect Handling
During game play press TRIANGLE, R1, R1, LEFT, R1, L1, R2, L1.



Cheat: Aggressive Traffic
While playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas press R2, CIRCLE, R1, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, R2, L2



Cheat: Spawn Trashmaster
During game play press CIRCLE, R1, CIRCLE, R1, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT



Cheat: Blow Up All Cars
To make all vehicles explode, press the following during gameplay: R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, L2, L1.



Cheat: Wanted Level Down
To erase your Wanted Level, enter the following during gameplay: R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.



Cheat: Suicide
RIGHT, L2, DOWN, R1, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, L2, L1



Cheat: Sunny Weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, SQUARE



Cheat: Foggy Weather
During game play press R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X



Cheat: Slower Game Play
During game play press TIRANGLE, UP, RIGHT, DOWN, SQUARE, R2, R1



Cheat: Faster Game Play
During game play press TRIANGLE, UP, SQUARE, SQUARE, L2, L1, SQUARE



Cheat: Rainy Weather
During game play press R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, CIRCLE



Cheat: Overcast Weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, TRIANGLE



Cheat: Pedestrians Have Weapons
R2, R1, X, TRIANGLE, X, TRIANGLE, UP, DOWN



Cheat: Pedestrian Riot- Cannot be disabled
DOWN, LEFT, UP, LEFT, X, R2, R1, L2, L1



Cheat: Faster Clock
CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, SQUARE, L1, SQUARE, SQUARE, SQUARE, L1, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE



Cheat: Faster Cars
RIGHT, R1, UP, L2, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, R1, R1



Unlockable List


Weapons in Kitchen
To enable the Ak-47, Tec-9, Sawn-Off Shotgun, and Molotov Cocktails to spawn in the Johnson's Family Home complete all 100 tags in Los Santos.
Extra 50 Percent Health
To enable 50 percent extra health complete level 12 of the paramedic mission.
Fireproof
To enable fireproof complete level 12 of the fire fighter missions.
Pimping mission
To start the pimping mission, enter a broadway (low-rider vehicle) and press R3. Drive the prostitutes to their destinations for big cash. After the tenth "trick" prostitutes PAY you rather than you paying them.
Nitro Taxi
To enable all the taxis in the game to have nitro drop off 50 people in the taxi mission. By pressing R3 the taxi can now hop and by pressing L1 or circle the taxi uses nitro.





Cheat: Spawn Jetpack
During game play press L1, L2, R1, R2, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, L1, L2, R1, R2, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT.



Hint: Video Game in Johnson House
When you enter the Johnson house there is a TV to your right with a game console on the floor in front of it, if you approach it, it will give the option to play a "Starship" game.



Cheat: CJ Phone Home
CJ has the ability to bunny hop on the BMX over massive distances, reaching heights of over 100 feet. Press Triangle, Square, Circle, Circle, Square, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, L2, R1, R2 during gameplay.



Cheat: Vehicle of Death
Whatever vehicle the player is using becomes invulnerable and gains the old tank ability to instantly destroy anything it touches. This applies to everything from the cars to motorcycles, golf carts, and even BMX bikes. Press L1, L2, L2, Up, Down, Down, Up, R1, R2, R2 during gameplay.



Cheat: Maximum Muscle
Maximum muscle instantly. Press Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Left during gameplay.



Cheat: Jump High
CJ can now jump 10 times as high as before. That's right, CJ's getting higher than ever. Up, Up, Triangle, Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, R2, R2.



Cheat: ATV Quad
Spawns a quad that drops down right in front of CJ. While playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Left, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, Square, Circle, Triangle, R1, R2.



Cheat: Hydra
Spawns a Hydra in front of CJ. Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up.



Cheat: Vortex Hovercraft
Spawns a hovercraft in front of CJ. Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L2, Down, Down.



Cheat: Skinny
CJ loses all the fat and the muscle to turn into one scrawny gangster. Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Right.



Cheat: Fatty
CJ turns into one hell of a tubby. Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Down.



Cheat: Orange Sky and Time Stopped at 21:00
During game play press LEFT, LEFT, L2, R1, RIGHT, SQUARE, SQUARE, L1, L2, X



Cheat: Funhouse Theme
Enter this code during game play: TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, L1, SQUARE, SQUARE, CIRCLE, SQUARE, DOWN, CIRCLE



Cheat: Super-Punch
During gameplay, press UP, LEFT, X, TRIANGLE, R1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L2. A message will confirm code entry. This will allow you to launch people when you punch them and finish them with a one hit kill.



Cheat: Recruit Pedestrians to Gang
Press DOWN, SQUARE, UP, R2, R2, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP. A message will confirm code entry. You should be able to take anyone into your gang like pedestrians and rival gangs.



Cheat: Sandstorm
To make a sandstorm enter UP,DOWN,L1,L1,L2,L2,L1,L2,R1,R2



Unlockable: Dating Rewards


Medic Outfit: 100% with Katie Zhan
Pimp Outfit: 100% with Denise Robinson
Racing Outfit: 100% with Michelle
Police Outfit: 100% with Barbara
Keep weapon after getting busted: Date Barbara
Keep weapon after getting wasted: Date Katie





Unlockable: Secret Vehicles
Unlock some new rides in GTA: San Andreas by following these directions:
BF Injection: Get First place at the Dirt ring race Las Venturas Stadium.
Super GT: Get all Bronze medal in Driving school.
Dune Buggy: Beat the score of 25 at the Dirt Ring.
Hotknife: Get all gold medals in the Driving school.
Jet Pack: Complete the Airstip asset near Las Venturas.
NRG 500: Get all gold medals in Bike School. This bike can be found quite easily in a car park near the Johnson house.
Rustler: Get all Bronze medal in pilot school.
Freeway: Get all Bronze awards in Bike School.
Hotring racer: Get First place in 8-Track.
Monster Truck: Win it by beatin the 8-Track Tournament.
Stunt plane: Get all silver medals at the pilot school.
Submitted by Chris Kelly



Hint: Play Basketball
Head to the left of Sweet's house (and go into the back yard) in your neighborhood to find a basketball court. Pick up the ball and follow the onscreen instructions to play some hoop.



Hint: Easy Firearms
Head out behind your house in Los Santos and go down into the aqueduct. Go down the slope and head right along the walkway to locate a nice Mini SMG. You'll also find a pistol in Sweet's backyard.



Hint: Easy Body Armor
Go out behind the house and into the aqueduct to the left. Go down the sloped wall of the aqueduct and head left. On an incline underneath the bridge, you'll find a handy vest.



Hint: Easy Money for Cleaning the Hood
Anytime you kill a drug dealer, you will net $2000. Drug dealers normally wear black jackets (some have white hoodies) and stand still waiting for people to talk to them. Kill as many as you can find to build up your cash stash quickly.



Hint: Snapshots
At 12:01 AM in San Fierro all of the snapshot areas glow.



Hint: GTA3
In the mission "Wu Zi Mu," your "girlfriend" will start to attack you and leave you for the character you play as in GTA3. The mission has you racing against him and 2 others. After the race they leave for Liberty city.



Hint: Secret Weapon
To find a unique weapon, head to the Police Department in Los Santos (or just get "Busted"). Enter the building and walk to the shower room. You'll find a sex toy that can be used as a melee weapon.



Hint: Quick Hood Defence
While playing the game, your hood will undergo attacks from other factions. To save yourself some time and end these disaster quickly, simply jack any vehice in which you can access extra missions using R3 (i.e., police vehicles, fire vehicles, taxicabs, ambulance, et al.). Start and end the extra mission (press R3 and exit the vehicle) and your hood will no longer undergo attack.



Hint: Super Bunny Hop
Grab a bicycle (this works better if your bike skills are all the way up) make sure you have a weapon you can fire on your bike, hold down L1, right. As you release L1 to bunny hop fire your gun (your timing must be perfect but it gets easier), if your bike skills are high you will be able to clear stop lights and get on top of sum buildings easily! This comes in handy!



Glitch: Zap The Hood
When attempting a take over of a hood, exploit the game by looking for a nearby body of water deep enough for CJ to actually swim in.


Get into the water then swim back out and a message will apear claiming that the hood is yours.



Easter Egg: No Easter Egg
Fly up to the southern support beam of the Gant Bridge with the jet pack for a special message.



Easter Egg: Hoodlum Noteriety
When you finish some missions (for example: 555 we tip) listen to the radio. You'll hear the person talking about the mission just passed.



Easter Egg: Rockstar Cameos
In one of Zero's mission, where you have to use the machine gun to knock down the RC planes, you can see some action figures of Rockstar characters like Tommy Vercetti, Lance Vance, as well as characters from other games in Rockstar's line-up during Zero's dialogue.



Hint: Bullet Proof Cars
During the mission "High Stakes, Low Rider", keep the competition closely behind you until the pier finish line. Once the race is over the other cars appear behind you.


With another car or by just walking, push Ceasar's red car up the pier and over the edge of the sidewalk into your nearby safe house garage to the left. What's the point of all this? Not only is it a pimp red car, it's also BULLET PROOF, which helps alot this early in the game.


Submitted by mrsparkle07



Easter Egg: Inside-Out-Town
Note: This will corrupt your save file due to the cheat involved; for best results, pull out your PS2 memory card prior to your attempt.
Go to the gym in Ganton
Kill all 4 people inside.
Use the jetpack cheat.
Walk to the yellow marker with the jetpack, and fly straight up. You'll go straight up through the roof. Now, land on the roof.
Fly 2 blocks east, and you'll see a yellow marker. Land right on/near the marker, take off the jetpack, and walk inside the marker.
You'll enter the Angel Pine Motel building. Grab your jetpack (if you see it), or respawn it again with a cheat.
You can now fly up, and around the interior universe.


I WROTE THIS SONG BITCHES


"Running away"


I'm running...


Running away.
Trying to get out
of this place.
Trying to get as
far away as I can,
before my legs give way
running...fleeing, inside
my soul is bleeding.
Inside my soul
is screaming, inside
i've lost all feeling.


Inside...


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY!!!
JUST RUN!!!


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY
START RUNNING!!!


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY!!!
JUST RUN!!!


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY
START RUNNING!!!


Why does everyone
talk to me this way?(WHY?)
Why does everyone
make me feel this way?(WHY?)
I'm just trying to get away!
, just trying to leave this place!
To get away from all this pain!
and motherf***ing frustration!
Just trying to leave!
Just trying to flee!


To get away!!!


Just trying to leave!!!


JUST LEAVE ME BE!!!


I'm running through
the streets trying to get away.
Just wanting to get
away from the pain.
Get out of this blood rain.
That's all i wanna do is leave.
Just live my life free.


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY!!!
JUST RUN!!!


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY
START RUNNING!!!


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY!!!
JUST RUN!!!


RUNAWAY!!!
FLEE THIS PLACE!!!
GETAWAY
START RUNNING!!!


JUST RUN!!!