(the best description of me)



6' brn hair brn eyes atheletic build no six pack sorry ladies but still drop dead sexy

ANY PAIN BROUGHT ABOUT FOR STANDING UP FOR A GIRLS HONOR IS WELL WORTH IT AND WELCOMED HERE

Irony: the one thing that makes life absolutly hillarious...well that and people getting hurt


"The only important thing in life is how you die the rest is just a joke."-me

Death: the sweetest release....im sure i heard this before but it sure does make sense some times.

LIFE SUCKS!!!!! FUCK LIBERTY JUST GIVE ME DEATH

lifes a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and go get high. (good advice)

"hey watch this!" is not a good way to start a jump

I have wasted 1/356 of my life at mcdonlalds... the shittiest place on earth

my mom once asked me ....."If he told you to jump off a bridge you'd go do that?" I simply laughed and told her, "Sure what have i got to lose?" that pissed her off good


DEATH TO ALL WHO QUESTION ME!!!!!!!!!!.........nah i love ya all just dont question me

If I died today would you care? HELL NO. Yeah thats right so how you gonna tell me what to do? Fuck you! I dont need you! Shut the Fuck up!!!!

Jesus Loves you... but for some odd reson he doesnt give a shit about me HAHAHA

i answer all rude comments with a baseball bat..... "What'd you say?"

I bite the hand that feeds me because i perfer human flesh to "human food"

i realize now that if I died this moment no one would really care or cry or even come to my funeral.

To all my friends: when i die my last wish is that someone gets banged at my funeral so long as its not me. Dont ask just make it happen.

If i died today would you care? I wouldnt.

Immaturity: Just another way to piss you all off. (My life purpose)

I plan on dying young cause according to my parents i have no future

all i ask you give me is a little respect, if you dont give it to me and i'll take it with force

LIFE? I'm tired of life.... fuck it I'm done

RELATIONSHIPS: PROLONGED PROSTITUTION

HAHAHA.....IM AN ASSHOLE!!!!! YAY!!

"Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of" - i dont know who said it and i really dont care its just fucking awsome

*******************FRIENDS*************************



Me and my beautiful girlfriend



My beautiful girlfriend... god i love her 



Two of the coolest people in the world... they're stuck


hes crazy and one of my best friends


he too is crazy and also one of my best friends