I am called Craigeth.
I am very friendly and like talking to anyone who shares an interest in elves and strange things.
I take pride in my appearance and as you can see from my photo I like to dress nicely and make an effort.
I belong to the Terrapin Crew which is a bit like scouts but more based on the way elves and pixies survive.
I like moss.
My aim in life is to be just like my mumma.
I like to make up different lyrics to songs, here's one I made earlier:

(in tune to angels)
They shower and wait,
Do they even contemplate her fate,
And does she know,
The places where they go,
Ew they're way too old,
Cause theyve been told,
That medication will make her live too long,
So when shes lying in her bed,
And shes very nearly dead,
Theyre taking showers here instead,
They wish that his wife was dead.

And through it all,
They offered medication,
Chemotherapy and radiation,
But they can't wait till shes gone,
And then he goes and says, that he really loves thee,
They know that they'll soon be free,
They dont care atall,
Hes got a tiny peepee,
They wish that his wife was dead.

Thank you, thank you very much :D

I just had a cheesy poof and it got stuck so I must go and remove it. Yes, where from you might well be thinking. That is the question my friend, I shall leave you to ponder.

My friends call me twinkle toes. Because.. I have twinkly toes.

I love cake. I just love a bit of cake. I love it, I do! I just love it! I dont know why, CAAAAAAAAAKE!

During the day you will find me at the bottom of the garden, digging up small children. By night you will find me baking donuts with my fellow elfy friends.

I also like pork. I love a bit of pork. Any day, any where. Pork.

If you fancy a little chitty chat then just message me and I will be absolutely flabagastardly delighted to get back to you. Have a spiffingly almighty day!