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We Suck at Life, but We're Wicked Cool

.:Chapter 1:. Aaron
Male domination never sounded so sweet.

“Random Flying Chucks Of Ice? Where did chucks come from? I thought it was Random Flying Chunks of Ice!" Eva managed to say through her laughter. She fell off her bed laughing. "Not much of a fall was it?" she asked, still laughing. Her mattress sat close to the floor, so she didn’t fall far off. I started to laugh my bloody ass off.

Hello, my name is Aaron Amelia Careen. I have crystal blue eyes with long, straight light brown hair with a slender body of 5'7" and decent sized bust. I was raised in London, England; however, I was born in Maine. My mother, my two older brothers, and I moved to New Haven, Indiana after my oldest brother William died at the age of twenty-seven. My best friend is Eva Alexis Demeter who is the same age as me. Meaning that I am sixteen. Eva lives down the street from me. Now as you read beware. For this is our story.

"Okay, Eva, get your fat butt up. We need to catch the bus."

"Just let me get changed." Eva said in giggling hysterics on the floor.

"Eva, what are you not telling me?"

"We already missed the bus," she said.

"WE WHAT!?!" I lunged at her throat. “You tell me how we are going to get to school. One: you don’t have a car. Two: Gabriel and Erik’s car is in the shop. So the only way we can get to school is we walk or call Nathan. You are a huge imbecile. You know that I hate being crammed in his small convertible."

"Um, I’m sorry," she says sheepishly. I just glared at her. Suddenly someone honked outside. "I called Erik earlier and told him we missed the bus."

"Bloody hell, why did you not tell me when you called?"

"So I could watch you change in a hurry and slip on your own jeans."

"Two things are wrong with that. One: I will not slip. Two: you don’t have carpeted floors." I said as I slipped on my jeans. "Owe. That really hurt."

"I told you so. Now get changed so we can go annoy the guys."

"Hey girls. What’s up?" my bi brother Erik said once we got outside. I just took a deep breath and got in the car. I really, really hate small spaces and being crowded by people.

"Hi, Aaron. Why don’t you sit in the front with me so you don’t start to hyperventilate." I looked at Nathan with such gratitude that Erik and his boy toy of a boy friend James started to snicker. "Sorry, Eva, but you are going to have to sit on top of one of the guys in the back." I looked at Eva with sympathy and amusement. It was funny, but sad. She ether had to sit on Erik, whose hands have a habit of roaming, James, who would hit on her for the hell of it even though he is gay, or my stuck in the mud brother, Gabriel. I wonder who she will choose? Note the sarcasm.

"How about that one of the guys sit on top of each other." Eva said glaring at Erik and James. Had I mention that this situation has come up before. We have a habit of missing the bus. I watched as Gabe rolled his eyes and pulled Eva on his lap. I hid my face in my hand to stiffer my laughter. I watched as Nathan did the same thing. Then off we went to school to rule the male population.

Yes, Eva and I have ruled the school. We were popular, or known as the hot pranksters of the school. And our next prank is to have the male population wrapped around our finger. I looked up into space. Male domination never sounded so sweet. I then looked at the male population in the car and started to giggle evilly at the same time as Eva. It had no effect on the guys. They knew that we had something planed. They were used to our insaneness. Now onto school.

.:Chapter 1:. Eva
Male domination never sounded so sweet.

"Random Flying Chucks Of Ice? Where did chucks come from? I thought it was Random Flying Chunks Of Ice!" I managed to say through my laughter. I fell of my bed laughing. "Not much of a fall was it?" I asked, still laughing. My mattress sat close to the floor, so I didn’t fall to far off. Aaron started to laugh as well.

Hello. My name is Eva Alexis Demeter. I am 5'6" with onyx black eyes and dark brown hair. I was born in Delphi, Greece and traveled to AmErika when I was young. I’m sixteen and now live in New Haven, Indiana. It’s a quiet, country-like community because we live so far away from the city. My best friend lives a few houses away from me. Her name is Aaron Amelia Careen and this is our story.

"Okay, Eva, get your fat butt up. We need to catch the bus." Aaron said, slightly pissed.

"Just let me get changed." I said in giggling hystEriks on the floor.

"Eva what are you not telling me?" Oh crap. She’s going to go psycho on my ass.

"We already missed the bus," I said, casually. This should be funny.

"WE WHAT!?!" She screamed and lunged at my throat. "You tell me how we are going to get to school. One: you don’t have a car. Two: Gabriel and Erik’s car is in the shop. So the only way we can get to school is we walk or call Nathan. You are a huge imbecile. You know that I hate being crammed in his small convertible," she said, fuming.

“Um, I'm sorry,” I said sheepishly. She just glared at me. Suddenly someone honked outside. "I called Erik earlier and told him we missed the bus," I said.

"Bloody hell, why did you not tell me when you called?" Oh yah. This is funny.

"So I could watch you change in a hurry and slip on your own jeans." I said, knowing what would happen next.

"Two things are wrong with that. One: I will not slip. Two: you don’t have carpeted floors." She said as she slipped on her jeans. "Owe. That really hurt."

"I told you so. Now get changed so we can go annoy the guys."

"Hey girls. What’s up?" Aaron’s bi brother Erik said when we got out side. She took a deep breath and got in the car. She hates small spaces and being crowded by people. Let’s just say she’s somewhat claustrophobic.

"Hi, Aaron. Why don’t you sit in the front with me so you don’t start to hyperventilate," Nathan said. Erik and his boy friend, James, started to laugh with me. Well, I did a better job of hiding it. "Sorry, Eva, but you are going to have to sit on top of one of the guys in the back."

My plan had backfired and, boy, was I pissed. I either had to sit on Erik, James, or Gabriel.

"How about that one of the guys sit on top of each other." I said glaring at Erik and James. This happens a lot and from experience. Erik’s hands seem to like my ass while James seems to enjoy my discomfort. We have a habit of missing the bus so this happens quite a bit. Gabriel just rolled his eyes. “Jack ass,” I thought. I squeaked when Gabriel did something I never thought he would have the guts to do. He grabbed me by the waist, and pulled me on his lap. Aaron and Nathan laughed into their hands, and Nathan drove off to school. Aaron and I have a habit of parking people. A lot of people liked us. “What to do today?” Hmmm. I looked up into space. “Male Domination” popped into my head. I imagined what the world would be like if women were the superior species. Male domination never sounded so sweet. I started to giggle like a villain, at the same time as Aaron. No surprise there. It had no effect on the guys. They knew that we had some thing planed. We acted insane often so they were used to it. Nathan turned the car, and I sort of fell slightly into Gabriel’s chest. No one seemed to notice at least I hoped no one noticed. A light blush came to my face as his arm wrapped tighter around my waist. Wait a minute. How long has he been holding my waist?


Onto: 2. Attack of Green Lime Jell-o



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