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3. Dizzy Spell Works Just As Well

We Suck at Life, but We’re Wicked Cool

.:Chapter 4:. Eva
Pay Back is a Bitch

After I watched Erik slap James around, Aaron tackled me.

"Eva, Bloody hell. Why did you do that? Now I am soaked," She said, fuming

"Yup. And your bra is showing. Not to mention that all of the guys on the team are now staring at you." She looked down, then glanced up and saw that I was right about both situations. Her two brothers and Nathan didn't look happy about the situation. Then a flash went off.

"James I am so going to kill you for taking that picture," She screeched, tearing the camera from his hands and giving it to me... “I'm going to get these developed later,” I thought. Then she got up and went to change. When she came downstairs, she walked into the living room only to see that everyone was gone except her brothers, James, and me. "What happen to everyone else?" she questioned.

"The guys scared them away. I understand why Erik and Gabriel scared them away, but why Nathan?" I said with a sly smile. She shook her head. Suddenly “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake came on out of nowhere and James took out his cell phone. My god.

"Hello,” he said. Aaron and I glanced at each other. Who could ever like that song? Aaron was all rock while I liked a bit of everything except rap and this. “Hey guys, I really have to take this. Do you know were I could go to talk to her alone?” “Her? Was I the only one who noticed that?” “Ya, I guess. You can use the guest room. It is next to the bathroom,” Aaron replied. After he left I said, "Did anyone else notice how weird he was acting?"

"Ya, it was, but hey we have to deal with him," Aaron sighed.

"And why do we have to deal with him Aaron?" I asked. She turned to Erik.

"No getting mushy on me," she said to Erik and turned back to me. "I love my brother even if he is a gay bastered. And for some damned reason he loves James. You have to deal with him because you are my best friend." When she finished we heard something coming from Erik. Before she could turn around, she was tackled into a hug by her big, bi brother.

"Aaron, I knew that you always loved me, but it’s so different when you admit it." She just rolled her eyes while I chuckled.

"Eric get off of me. Now look. You got drool all over my shirt. I have to change. Again!" she said, putting emphasis on “again”. It was a good thing that she practically lived at my house. I just stood there with my eyes glazed over slightly. I wasn't even listening to the private conversation that Erik and Gabriel were having. They knew that I wasn't listening.

"Eva, come with me," I heard Aaron yelled as she ran into the living room and pulled me off the couch I just sitting on, not even stopping for me to ask what was wrong.

Once we were locked up tight in my attic she turned to me. I glared at her while rubbing my now red wrist.

"What was that for Aaron? You could have taken my wrist off with how you were going."

"We have a really big problem," She said in a slightly worried voice.

"What could be so big that you had to stop my little flirting interaction with Gabriel." I didn't know what she meant, but I still tinted faintly.

"We will deal with your fascination about my brother later. We have bigger problems."

"And they are?" She told me all about the conversation she overheard James and Amber having. "Hell no. What the hell do those fuck heads think they are doing?" I cursed. I tried really hard not to unless I was absolutely pissed. "We have to do something. There is no way that I am going to let those two chipmunks pull a hoax over us. I would walk up to Jackie Chan first and kiss him." The horrid memories of when Aaron and I had been forced to watch a two-day marathon of Jackie Chan came back to mind.

Then we have to do something. A few moments passed...then, "HAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA." Aaron had started her diabolical laughter.

"You thought of something, haven’t you?" I practically pointed out sarcastically. Ever since I tried to give up cursing, my sarcasms had been worse.

"Think about it. Who, not what, but who scares James and Amber the most." Ohhhhh...I get it. "We do. You scare James a hell of a lot better than I do. However Amber fears me more because I have more influence on the hottest guys at our school."

"Aaron, you have either blackmail or more control on every single hot guy on your team, because you play soccer. All of the hot guys are on the team." I can't believe that I just said that...Gabriel's on the team.

"I know. And the best part is I’m up for Captain this year. But back to our problem of the two chipmunks. I suggest that you take care of James any way you can think of, and I have the perfect idea what to do to Amber."

"Okay I like this idea. Plus, you hate Amber more than me, and I hate James more than you. So when do we start?" I asked.

"Tomorrow we will hit Amber, then tomorrow afternoon we will hit James."

"Why not at the same time?"

"Just in case something happens to the planner of the operation one of us can finish it."

"Okay now on to their demise!" I yelled as I punched at the air.

Next Afternoon

Aaron was standing next to Amber’s locker waiting for her. Everyone knows that she always skips P.E. to get to her locker to meet some guy. Wait...Where am I?

"So James....How do you like this?" I asked, showing him a frilly pink bra identical to Amber's. He just looked away. “Ohhh this was going to be good.”

8 P.M. That Night

Aaron and I had been at the club with Amber and her friends for two hours, and they were completely drunk. We now know that Amber still sucks her thumb, is scared of the dark, has a fear of mushrooms, and, the one that really made me tickle, is honest to god in love with James. This was the best day of my life.

We were also finding out things about James. He really is gay...Surprise there. Aaron was really hoping that he was faking so that she could kill him. He and Amber have been friends for years, he still watched Sesame Street, and, the funniest thing of all, between his mattresses he had a stuff cow he called MooMoo. Aaron laughed for ten minutes after hearing that one. This coming from the girl with the penguin collection...I'll have to bring that back somehow.

”Hey Ms... here's your drink,” I heard the bartender said to Aaron. She took a drink and then looked at her glass funny.

"Hey, this is Sprite. I had asked for Vodka,” someone at the bar said. If it wasn't Sprite, it would have been Vodka. Aaron had to grip the counter for support. "What the hell were you thinking!?!” I screamed at the bartender while running towards Aaron.

"I am so sorry ma’am. Are you okay?" The bartender asked.

"What did you do to her!?!" Nathan screamed.

"I accidentally got her drinks mixed up with another customer. I really am sorry.."

I was fuming.

"Eva just get me home. I got what we came for."

"Okay. Nathan, could you help us?" I said as fast as I could. I just wanted her to be okay.

"Sure." He picked Aaron up in his arms and, instead of throwing her over his shoulder, he picked her up bridal style. Once we were in the car, Aaron started to cry. “Shit,” I thought, and grasped her hand worriedly.

"Hey what is going on?" Gabriel and Erik had noticed us leaving so they finished up their last song. We explained everything and Nathan nodded his head while Erik got in the driver’s seat. I slid into the seat next to Aaron. We drove back to her house. When we sat her on her bed, the tears started to flow down her face once more.

"Aaron, what’s wrong?” I asked her in a concerned voice. She looked at me.

"I may like or even be in love with Nathan, but he still can’t escape my squarely wrath," she said, exhaustedly. I blinked a few times as she passed out.

"Is she okay?" Nathan asked as he came up with a bowl of soup. I bit my lip and nodded. He placed the tub of steaming fluid on the table next to her bed and left.

Nothing had ever happened like this before, and I was worried as hell. I couldn't help but stay up until 12:35 waiting to see if she'd wake up.

.:Chapter 4:. Aaron
Pay Back is a Bitch

After I watched Erik slap James around, I tackled Eva for making me run into Nathan and fall into the lake.

“Eva, Bloody hell. Why did you do that? Now I am soaked.”

“Yup. And your bra is showing. Not to mention that all of the guys on the team are now staring at you.” I looked down to see that she was right. I then looked to see that she was also right about the guys staring at me. My two brothers and Nathan did not look happy about the situation. Then a camera went off.

“James, I am so going to kill you for taking that picture.” I tore the camera from his hands and gave it to Eva. I then got up and went to change. Once I was finish, I went into the living room I saw that everyone was gone except my brothers, James, and Eva. It was her house after all. “What happen to everyone else?” I asked.

“Gabe, Nathan, and Erik scared them away. I understand why Erik and Gabe scared them away, but why Nathan?” I just shook my head. For all the crap she puts me through it would serve her right if I ran away with Nathan. Suddenly “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake came on out of nowhere. James took out his cell phone.

“Hello,” he said.

After that I shared a look with Eva. Who could ever like that song? Eva and I were all rock. “Hey guys, I really have to take this. Do you know were I could go to talk to her alone?” Her?

“Ya, I guess. You can use the guest room. It is next to the bathroom.” Did I mention that Eva and I were loaded. No, well we are. After he left Eva said, “Well that was weird.”

“Ya, it was, but, hey, we have to deal with him,” I sighed.

“And why do we have to deal with him, Aaron?” Eva said. I turned to my bi brother.

“No getting mushy on me.” I turned back to Eva. “I love my brother. Even if he is a gay bastered. And for some damned reason he loves James. You have to deal with him because you are my best friend.” When I finished I heard something from were Erik was. Before I could turn around, I was tackled into a hug by my big, bi, mushy brother.

“Aaron, I knew that you always loved me, but it’s so different when you admit it.” I just rolled my eyes.

“Erik get off of me. Now look. You got drool all over my shirt. I have to change. Again!” I put emphasis on “again”. It was a good thing that I practically lived at Eva’s house so that I had different clothes to change into. As I was going to change my shirt, I heard talking in the guest bedroom.

“I know. If I can get the camera back from Aaron we can use it. The two have no idea about us working together. Yes, I know that we have to be careful so they don’t find out. I spiked each of their drinks with the stuff you gave me. No, I didn’t know what the Jell-o was for. Amber, don’t worry. Everything will be fine. We will run those two into the ground. Eva and Aaron will pay for the hell they have put us through.” “This was not good,” I thought. I didn’t listen anymore after that. I ran into the living room to get Eva without changing my shirt.

“Eva, come with me,” I yelled at her as I ran into the living room and pulled her off the couch not even stopping for her to ask what was wrong.

Once we were locked up tight in her attic, I turned my attention to her. She was glaring at me while rubbing her wrist.

“What was that for, Aaron? You could have taken my wrist off with how you were going.”

“We have a really big problem.”

“What could be so big that you had to stop my little flirting interaction with Gabriel?” I just looked at her with a monotone look. Once she realized what she had said her face started to get all red. Before she said any thing I just held up my hand.

“We will deal with your fascination about my brother later. We have bigger problems.”

“And they are?” I told her all about the conversation I overheard James and Amber having. “Hell no. What the hell do those fuck heads think they are doing?” Okay, when Eva started to curse you knew it was bad. She tried really hard not to, unless she was absolutely pissed. “We have to do something. There is no way that I am going to let those two chipmunks pull a hoax over us. I would walk up to Jackie Chan first and kiss him.” Lets just say that Eva had been forced to watch a two-day marathon of Jackie Chan. Don’t even ask what she did to Rosa for making her.

“Then we have to do something.” Hummmmmmmm. What are James and Amber’s worst nightmares? I got it. “HAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA.” I laughed my diabolical laugh.

“You thought of something haven’t you?” Eva said as a statement more than a question.

“Think about it. Who, not what, but who scares James and Amber the most?” I watch as she got what I meant. “We do. You scare James a hell of a lot better than I do. However Amber fears me more because I have more influence on the hottest guys at our school.”

“Aaron, you have either blackmail or more control on every single hot guy on your team, because you play soccer. All of the hot guys are on the team.”

“I know. And the best part is I’m up for Captain this year. But back to our problem of the two chipmunks. I suggest that you take care of James any way you can think of. An I have the perfect idea what to do to Amber.”

“Okay I like this idea. Plus you hate Amber more than me, and I hate James more than you. So when do we start?’

“Tomorrow we will hit Amber, then tomorrow afternoon we will hit James.”

“Why not at the same time?”

“Just in case something happens to the planner of the operation one of us can finish it.”

“Okay now on to their demise!” Eva yelled as she punched the air.

Next Afternoon

I was standing next to Amber’s locker waiting for her. She always skipped P.E. to get to her locker to meet some guy. And where is my counter part you ask? She is bugging James into going shopping with her. And how is she doing that? By telling Erik that if James comes neither she nor I will make him come. It will work like a charm.

“Careen, what are you doing leaning on my locker?” I just stared at her at took a deep breath.

“I have a proposition for you.” She looked at me as If I had just grown an extra head.

“What in the world could you propose that I would be interested in? If you did not know I hate your guts.” My eyebrow started to twitch. She really was a bitch. And she was not going to make this easy on me.

“Would you like to get into the club Cerulean Sins? It is the hottest night club in town, but you either have to be twenty one or have connections to get in.”

“And you would just happen to have tickets to get in?”

“Yup. You know that my brothers are in a band called Bloodlain. They are going to be playing at the club tonight.”

“And why would you give me these tickets?”

“So you don’t tell Mr. Snotface about the Jell-o experience.” Everyone at the school knew about our nickname for Mr.Randoll.

“Fine.”

“However, you have to go in with me into the club and say that you know me.”

“Okay.” Hey, the tickets were real, and it would help me get her drunk. “See you at six tonight outside of the club.” I handed her the ticket and walked to the cafeteria where my people would be.

8 P.M. That Night

I had been at the club with Amber for two hours and she was completely drunk. I now know that she still sucks her thumb, is scared of the dark, has a fear of mushrooms, and, the one that really made me tickle, is honest to god in love with James. This was the best day of my life.

I was also finding things out about James. One, he really is gay. Surprise there. I was really hoping that he was faking so I could kill him. He and Amber have been friends for years, he still watched Sesame Street, and, the funniest thing of all, between his mattresses he had a stuff cow he called MooMo. I laughed for ten minutes after hearing that one. This coming from the girl with the penguin collection.

“Hey, Miss. Here is your drink,” I heard the bartender said to me. I grabbed my Sprite. Sprite was the only thing I had been drinking. I may have wanted to get Amber drunk, but not me. “Hey, that’s weird. This Sprite tastes different,” I thought after I took a sip of my Sprite. I was really hot so I gulped my Sprite down and asked for another. I sipped the next Sprite, and it still had that funny taste. I had drank five glasses of Sprite when I heard: “Hey, this is Sprite. I had asked for Vodka.” Then it hit me why my Sprite tasted weird, and why I was light headed. It was not Sprite. It had been vodka. This was just great. I started to get dizzy and I had to grip the counter for support. Lucky for me the bartender and Eva noticed my distress.

“I am so sorry ma’am. Are you okay?” I heard the bartender say in the background.

“What did you do to her?” Eva and now Nathan were screaming at her.

“I accidentally got her drinks mixed up with another customer. I really am sorry..” Before Eva started to yell again I piped up.

“Eva just get me home. I got what we came for.”

“Okay. Nathan, could you help us?”

“Sure.” Nathan was not on the band with my brothers. He was there for support. I felt him pick me up in his arms. Instead of him throwing me over his shoulder like I thought he was, he picked me up bridal style. I started to think about all of the memories that I shared with him: of pink nail polish, of being chased be rabid monkey, of all the times William and Gabriel had a fight and how I would call Nathan, and of how when William died he was off limits to talk about him with Gabe and Eric. Let’s just say that my three brothers really did not get along. Eva really did not know William so all I had was Nathan to talk to. Once we were in the car I started to cry.

“Hey, what is going on?” Gabriel and Erik had noticed us leaving so they finished up their gig. I really could not tell what they were talking about, but Nathan nodded his head and Erik got in the driver’s seat while Eva slid into the seat next to me. We then started driving off to my little world that I called my room. Nathan had helped me fix my room up because Erik and Gabe still would not talk to me about our dead brother. After a while, I stopped bugging them about talking about William. While Nathan was painting my room he had spilt paint on my head. I could have killed him. The tears started to flow down my face again.

“Aaron, what’s wrong?” Eva asked me in her worried voice. I looked at her. I decided to tell her the truth.

“I may like or even be in love with Nathan, but he still can’t escape my squarely wrath.” I then passed out thinking about squirrels chasing Nathan around Eva’s pound.



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