Your life is finally going great... you've got a decent job, a wife, eighteen or so kids the last time you counted, a doggy, a two story house, and a hot blonde on the side!

One day, your manager, Jim, asks you to step into his office. "We've been getting some complaints about you lately. Some customers have been telling me that you're not only rude, but just plain abusive. A pregnant woman even told me slapped her! ...not only that, but an African American man told me you called him the 'Y' word!! Now, I don't know what that word is, but you'd better shape up or you won't be around much longer! For now I'm just going to be placing you on the night shift, but if there are any more problems, and I mean any, you're outta here. Now get back to work."

You...

try to start a tickle fight with him

tell him you slept with his wife

take a whiz on his desk

tell him "yes sir"