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NCD

Convo Quotes 2

_{More from the rabble of NCD}

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Big Steph Why are you stroking my ear?
Lil Emma I thought you were gonna say 'Why are you stroking my anus?'


Big Steph Stop stroking my penis!
Lil Steph It's strangely earshaped
Big Steph You won't say that when it splurges


Big Emma It reminds me of Lewis...
Big Steph ....I've just lost all sex drive for life!


Big Steph & Big Emma It's mayonnaise...honest


Big Steph Is that it's arsehole? Oh no it's it's ear
Big Emma that's it's arsehole *pokes arsehole*


Lil Steph You can do it with both hands?
Big Steph My God you soooo practised that!


Lil Steph Have you pumped?
Lil Emma No
Lil Steph Might be me then...


Big Steph Your hair looks different...
Erin I haven't washed it in 3 days


Big Steph Do you want extra filling?
Big Emma Is the pope Catholic?


Lil Steph Did you forget to swallow?
Big Emma Yeah that's why I dribbled. Also I'm in a difficult postion to swallow
Lil Steph Ha I've heard that before


*Big Emma hits herself in the face with her Art work*
Lil Emma I'd laugh if you ended up with an ear on your face
Big Emma Yeah it's my final frontier


*talking about how there should have been more schwooping when Othello died*
Lil Emma We just found death funny...
Big Steph It's all about death. Or if not, gay sex
Lil Emma Oh lots of schwooping there


Chris What has Bryoni got that I don't?
Rachel Breasts


Ian See? Gays can’t throw
Lil Steph Yeah but they can toss


Lil Steph Steph open wide
Big Steph What’s that?! It looks like a bollock!


Erin Do you want a teabag?
Big Steph Oh Erin teabag me!


*whilst watching The Tempest*
Big Steph Look at the pink ruffles man. How gay is that
Lil Emma Is he wearing trousers? No? Oh definately gay then