Hiccups

1. Laugh good-naturedly at the victim's predicment for several minutes.

2. Tell victim you have to go to the bathroom.

3. Sneak back into the room wearing a gorilla suit.

4. Suddenly leap out in front of the victim, screaming in his face.

5. Pause to see if hiccups persist.

6. If they do, force the victim to chug a half-gallon of tap water while standing on his head.

7. If all else fails, either have victim place his finger in a light socket or place your hands over his mouth and nose until he collapses from lack of air. (A pillow may also be used to smother the victim.)

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