This is where Defense Against the Dark Arts takes place.

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Paz paced around her classroom preparing the final questions on the huge test and thinking of extra credit questions that they would obviously never figure out. It was two minutes before class and no one had arrived, "I vill give out ze dententionz if zhey are late! I 'ope they 'ave studied zheir notes! Or elze zhey fail! Bwahaha!" she thought evilly.

Dylan entered the room and took her usual seat: the back corner. She never like sitting in the front becuase she couldn't see everyone. And she didn't like being close to Professor Paz. It's not that she didn't like the professor, she just thought the professor was creepy. Taking out her notebook, Dylan began sketching some more plays and making a practice schedule before class started.

Saphira entered the room to see only Dylan and the Professor were there. She was relieved to see she wasnt late. Saphira then took her seat, which was right in front of Dylan. She had a minute or so before class started and took out her notes and began studing them, just in case Professor Paz would pull a test on her.

-After the other non-existant students arrive- Paz walked over behind her desk and took out a tack of papers and dropped it on the desk with a huge 'THUD!'. "Now zhen! Today ve are going to haff a 'uge test on vhat you haff been studying ze past few veeks... Vampires!! It iz 26 pages long and seeing az you haff a double period today... you should haff plenty of time." She began to hand out the tests to the students, glaring at each one with her orange-red eyes. When she got to Dylan, the last person, she smacked the test on her desk. "You better do vell or elze it'z a veek of detentionz, clear? I vill not let another test slid!" She paced back up to her desk and sat down, "Now start and pray zhat you pazz zhis vith flying colurs!"

Dylan looked up when Paz handed her the test, a grimace plastered across her face. A week of detention was something Dylan didn't need. It was also something that Dylan got often. Especially for failing tests. She's not stupid, she just doesn't care. Especially for Defense Against the Dark Arts. She is a Slytherin. Reluctantly, Dylan grabbed her quill and began taking the test.

Saphira was glad that she read almost all of her notes and studied until she was almost dead. She liked Defense aganist the Dark Arts, but she didnt really need it, afterall she is a Slytherin. Saphira picked up her quill and began the 26 page long test.

What is the scientific name for a vampire? What the- How am I 'sposed to know this crap?!? I don't! Ugh... Dylan thought after reading the first question. She slammed her head on the desk, making a loud BONK!

Saphira laughed quietly at Dylan. She then read What was the Vampires favorite time of day and then thought to her self what a stupid question even a muggle would know that. she wrote down the answer. Even if she did feel confident, that she will pass, she prayed as she was reading and answering the questions.

"Dylan, Pleaz refrain from banging your 'ead on ze desk. It iz very distracting and you vill bash your brainz out... although zhat won't be a bad zhing, heh heh." said Paz glancing over from her book on How To Torture People in Cruel Exciting Ways. Sighing she returned to the book after casting an evil glance Saphria's way.

Dylan tilted her head up and rested it on her chin.
"Not like I have any brains to bash out..." she mumbled. She continued reading through the test and answering questions with random answers. She even answered the 'What is a vampire's favorite time of day?' question with 'hippopotamus'.

Addie runs in panting. she knows thatr shes late but 1/2 doesent care, she never got along well with prof. Paz. She takes her seat next to the other Gryfindors and quickly takes out her book,quill, and parchment. she looks up.

Paz was already preparing an ultra detention for Dylan when Addie walked in. "Addie vhat's zhis!? You are very late! That makez two veeks of detention and double ze 'omevork for ze veek! I 'ighly suggest zhat you come in on time next time, or elze!" Paz stalked over to her desk and stands glaring evilly. "Tell me clazz, should Addie 'ere be able to take ze test if she iz late or shouldz I not let her take it?" Paz took out the test booklet and rolled it up in a cone shape, still glaring. One of Paz's pet peeves was kids being late for class and her harshest punishments went to the kids who decided to be latre to her class.

Dylan groggily looked up, still not finished with the test.
"I say we make her squeeze bubotuber pus on you face!" she said.

"Zhat vas not a reazonable ansver, Dylan. You vill now 'ave five veeks of double detention and I vill squeeze ze pus on your face instead, yea? How about zhat you vise ass!" She paced over to Dyaln's test and picked it up in one swoop. "Hmm, once you finish zhis you vill scrub ze floors and vash your 'ands in ze pus." She returned the quiz to Dylan and threw a test at Addie before returning to her desk and taking out a mace.

"No thank you... I'll pass," Dylan said returning to her test. She really wanted to leave and hoped the class was almost over.
What do I have next anyways? she thought.

"You 'ave no choice," replied Paz casually. "I vill kick you out of zhis class and if possible... zhis school if you vant. I'm sure your father vould be very proud." She stood up to address the class. "I vill 'ave your tests corrected after next class, so come and see zhem, no?"

"My dad has ways to get around that. I'd be back soon enough. Can we leave now?" Dylan said, putting her quill back in her bag.

"No, ze testing period iz not over, Dylan. So sit down or I vill make you believe zhat you are chimp and make you dance naked in front of ze class!" said Paz casting a glare that beat all glares.

addie turned to watch the torment of dylan. laughing in her head.

"Fine..." Dylan said, rolling her eyes. She continued putting down random answers.

Saphira just sat there laughing in her head. she was way to scared to laugh out loud. Saphira then finished her test and made sure that she answered all the questions. She handed it in to Professor Paz and sat down. Thinking of what Professor Paz will do to Dylan.

Dylan was on the last question.
What can kill a vampire? Hmmm.... How about kumquat-eating flying beavers? Yup. That works, she thought as she answered it. Done! She put her quill down and pushed the test to the corner of her desk. Putting her feet on the desk, she leaned back in her chair, causing it to stand only on the two rear feet. She put her hands behind her head and stared at the ceiling.

Saphira turned around to see if Dylan was done and she was. Saphira the said to Dylan "You can go give the test to Professor Paz. I did that".

"Meh... I'm comfy. The old bag can get the test herself," Dylan said, not even turning her head. "I'm too lazy to get up."

Paz waved her wand and caused Dylan's chair to turn into Potthoff who hasn't showered in months or done his laundry in years. "Git some excerize, it'z good for you!" she said. The she made Potthoff try to hug and kiss Dylan repeatedly.

What can kill a vampire? Thats easy...just read it this morning.. a stake in the heart.. addie stood and went to hand the test to prof. Paz.. it was then she noticed what was going on in the back...she couldnt help it she burst out laughing...

"Gaah!" Dylan yelled when she landed on Potthoff. "Get off of me you creep. And take a shower! Have you ever heard of soap?" When Potthoff tried to kiss her, she slapped him across the face. Bringing the test up to Paz, Dylan said, "I play quidditch. I get plenty of excersize." She slammed the test on Paz's desk and glared at her. Upon returning to her seat, she kicked Potthoff in the balls... HARD!

Potthoff turned back into a chair and fell to the floor with a bang! Paz then had an eviller idea, "Seeing az you 'ave a lot of excerize, I'm zhinking zhat kicking you off zhe quittich team for avhile. Vhat do you zhink of zhat?"

"You can't do that! I'm the captain!" Dylan said, appalled at the words escaping Paz's mouth. "And I won't have excersize if you kick me off." Dylan stood behind her desk, arms crossed over her chest.

"I can still kick you off, I am ze 'ead of your 'ouse. I sure zhere are better people for captain and not a failure like you," said Paz evilly.

"I've been captain for two years. Our team has never been better. Beside from when my dad was there. Just because I'm stupid doesn't make me bad at sports!" Dylan yelled, getting frustrated with Paz's nonsense. She had to stay captain. No one else knew all the plans, and no one else was as good as she. If she did get kicked off, she would burn all the plays that were sure-fire. Then the team would suck the big one.

Brillant..then Gryfindor would be in the leadaddie thought.. ever scence Dylan became captian of the sytherin team sytherin and gryiffindor had always been neck in neck...

"Tell me zhen vhy Gryfindor used to vin all zhe matches vhen Potter vas captain and so vas your fazher? Hmm..." Said Paz. "Zhat makes detentionz for you until vinter break, you may all leave or be turned into slugz." 

"nice going" said Saphira

"It's not my fault she's ornery," Dylan said, grabbing her stuff and leaving the room. "I have potions next, how about you?"

"I have transfiguration next" Saphira said as she was packing up."Then I have potions. What do you have after potions"

"I have a free period after Potions. I'm going to go down to the quidditch pitch and schedule practices," Dylan said. She left for the hallway.

saphira left for the hallways too.

Paz followed them outside to go to the Potions classroom. Paz was very very bad at Potions and even though she was a teacher, she still had to take potions to improve her skillz. Anyhoo, so seeing as she had a free period she was off.

Addie angerly shoves her books into her bag so hard that the bottom rips again..she repairs it a goes to leave the room

Just after everyone left Andy turned up. A little confused at the lack of people. he took out his timetable and cursed. He didn't have Defense Against The Dark Arts until that afternoon. He was actually free until the afternoon. Turning on his heel, Andy went to an empty table and grabbed his book on hexes from his bag. Settling down, enjoying the quiet, Andy flipped straight to his favourite section, Hexes for the Advanced Mind and began to memorise them. Maybe by the end of the year he'd be able to actually perform some of them.

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