Ouran Private Academy is defined by...One, prestigious families, and two wealth. And prosperous people have much time on their hands. Therefore, this Ouran Host Club is about
these handsome guys that have time...giving hospitality to these lovely ladies that also have time...and profit off of them. It's an elegant game unique to this super-rich school.


Host Club Members
Kyoya's Notebook
The Third Music Room
OHSHC Credit
Ouran Fan wiki!


Chapter One: The Mystery of the Missing Bunny

The Host club was decorated in brilliant colors of the Hogwarts: School of magic house colors. In a few corners were set some cauldrons(filled with candy for Hunny) and broom sticks. 
“Why are we dress up like this again?” Asked Haruhi who was decked out in a baggy black robe, a long Gryffindor scarf and to top it off huge glasses with tape down the center to look like Harry Potter. Behind Haruhi and Tamaki was Kyoya writing down in his notebook, with a faint delighted smirk.

"AH! A WORLD OF MAGIC! JUST WHAT THE WIZARD ORDERED!" Temaki said, twirling around in his black robes and Gryffindor uniform.

Haruhi face dropped and she looked in the right direction. "I feel like I'm drowning in this thing." She said speaking about her cloak. Waving her invisible arms under the fabric making her look more like a little owl than a wizard.

"Haru-chan!" called Mitsukuni (Hunni) "Do you want to eat cake with us?" He smiled and tugged on the sleeve of her robe.

Haruhi looked down on her upper classmate, and then over to the cakes and smiled seeing that strawberries were involved. "Alright I'll have some cake with you Hunni-Sempai"

"Ah yes! We must have a banquet in a Great Hall like in the books," Temaki cried with delight. "Kaoru, Hikaru! Are things prepared?"

"Great, they'll be chocholate cake, and strawberry, and lots more!" Hunni pulled Haruhi over to the table and beamed up at the assortment (sp?) of cakes.

Haruhi looked up at the caked placing her index finger to her lips deciding which one to pick.

Hunni had already been seated and began to set his plate with several kinds of cakes. "...." he stopped and looked around the room. "Takashi?" he asked, again looking around for Mori.

Temaki was surprised not to hear 'Ready, m'lord!' from the twins at all. Temaki looked around. "Kaoru? Hikaru?" Horror fell on his face. "AAAAAACK!! WHAT ARE WE TO DO!? KAORU AND HIKARU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY VOLDEMORT ALREADY!!" he cried.

Haruhi lowered her eyes after picking out a piece of cake and turned to face Tamaki. "Mori is at practice, and the twins are staying after class...There's no dark lord Tamaki don't worry." There was a creak from the main door, as a dark figure looked in crackling.

Hunni slid behind Haruhi, fear striken. "...Haru-chan, it's the dark lord!"

Tamaki yelled in fright and hugged Haruhi tightly. "THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

The small cat puppet popped it's way out and waved at them. "Taaamakii" an eerie voice tang out. Haruhi sighed and shook her head. "Why are you hiding behind me? It's only Nekozawa..."

"THATS NOT ANY BETTER! HE'S GOING TO CURSE US!" Temaki cried.

Hunni's eyes started to water and he latched onto Haruhi's arms in fear.

Haruhi pulled out a flashlight, holding it up for him. "There's no such thing as curses...."

Temaki hugged Haruhi tightly, his voice calm all of a sudden. "Oh Haruhi your so brave!" Rose petals seem to rain on both of them for some reason.

Haruhi looked up at him then down with a sigh flashing the light on the dark figure. A scream could be heard and in a flash it disappeared with the door slamming shut.

"Oh wonderful, Haruhi! You deserve a reward." Temaki lifted her head up with a finger and smiled. "How about a kiss?"

Haruhi placed her finger on his lip. "Stop sexually hurrahing me..."She said as she pulled away and walked over to the table to sit down with Hunni to eat her cake.

Temaki sat in a dark corner, defeated and rose petals flying by.

"Haru-chan" Hunni said eyeing the table of treats. "Which kind do you want to eat first?"

"I think I'll just have the strawberry." She smiled picking up her fork.

"Me too" smiled Hunni, then loaded his plate with strawberry cakes.

Haruhi took a bite of the cake and entered heaven, it was that delicious.
Kyouya walked up to Tamaki and gently whacked him on the head with his clip board. "Get up we can't have our clients see you like this when they arrive."

Temaki quickly got up, groomed and beautiful suddenly. He pulled out a red rose. "Yes! I must not disappoint my clients! Lets bring them in!"

Kyouya smiled and wrote something down in his notepad. "That's more like it..."

A dark skinned girl walked in and looked around, bewilder. She was new to the host club, and very confused to what she was getting her self into.

"Welcome to the Host Club, princess," Temaki said in a romantic voice.

The girl stared at Tamaki and blinked a few times. "So this is the host club"

"But of course! Hmm..." Temaki examined her. "You dont look like someone I know. Are you new at this school?"

"Yes I new tranfer student from Africa..."She said a bit nervous about the blonde infront of her. Haruhi smiled over to her knowing how it felt to be the new kid at a new strange school.

"AFRICA?!" Temaki cried in surprise at how far she had traveled just to be here.

"Ah yes Africa...I know it's verry far." She smiled andwalked towards him holding out her hand. "I'm Afolabi you must be the prince of this club"

Hunni put down his fork and looked up at Haruhi. "Haru-chan, lets ask her to eat cakes with us!" he whispered with a smile

Haruhi nodded her head and turned again to face Afolabi. "Would like to share some cakes with Hunny and I?" Haruhi asked in a friendly gentel voice. Afolabi looked over and squealed with delight seeing Hunni.
"He's so adorable!!" She pushed Tamaki out of her way and pranced over to Hunni and started patting his head.

Hunni smiled big and began to eat again.

Afolabi hugged him before flopping down in the chair next to him, taking a piece of cake. "You’re even cuter than they say!" She picked up a strawberry with her fork and lifted it up to Hunni to feed him.

Kyouya tapped his pencil up against his clip board, upset about something.

Temaki sulked in a corner, fingering the ground.

Kyouya stared down at him. "Get up Tamaki this isn't the time for sulking."

Temaki slowly got up and dragged his feat to his seat. He slowly turned around and watched Haruhi and her new guest.

Kyouya sighed and sat down next to him, pulling out his laptop. "Business is going slow lately."

Nekozawa peaked out from behind his door. !Business is slow you say". He scuttled forward like a dark shadow."Well i have just the thing". he got out what look like mini versions of Beelzenef.

"Awe Nekozawa...but what could you advice us to do?" He looked up to the cloaked figure and tilted his head interested in what the president of the black magic club could say.

Nekozawa looked around slightly, it was wsy to light in here, "Tese little keychains will bring you luck beyond your wildest dreams"> He waved the keychains around.

Kyouya stared at the key chains. "Charms...I find that hard to beleive."

"AH! CURSED CHARMS!" Temaki cried, hiding behind Kyouya.

Nekozawa swished them away tucking them in his cloak."Well, i would be willing to show you an example". He looked at Temaki from his cloak, muttering a few curse like words.

"Oh...well then show me Nekozawa." Said Kyouya now interested.

"Ok". Nekozawa flung the charms to the floor, they tumbled near Tamazaki rolliung onto his foot. "breath from the depths of revenge". He laughed lowley staring at Tamaki from beneath the hood.

Temaki screamed and quickly ran behind Haruhi. "HE'S GOING TO CURSE ME!"

Haruhi sighed and rolled her eyes; slowly moving away to the side leaving Tamaki wide open for Nekozawa to curse him.

Temaki fell to his knees and reached out for Haruhi. "Help me!...Please!"

Haruhi sighed and tilted her head towoards Nekozawa. "Kaoru, Hikaru open the shades, Tamaki's overreacting again..."

"Open...shades". Nekozawa launched behind Tamazaki like a man possessed as if he was using Tamaki as some sort of shield."ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIGHT!.

"AH! GET HIM OFF ME!" Temaki cried, trying to escape the clutches of Nekozawa.

Keir shuffled through the halls, lost and confussed. She was looking for the music room that she was suppost to be in but forgot which one to go to. She stopped hesintly in front of the 3rd music room and peered the door open then walked in. "Excuse me is this---" She blinked then coughed seeing all the comotion.

Kyoua looked over to the girl and smiled. "Please don't be frightend, come on in."

Nekozawa let go of Tamaki, shrinking into a corner he saw Keir, he began to loom behind her holding all sorts of charms and objects he was about to try and sell her.

"To late for that, sir..." She muttered then glanced behind her and blinked, seeing Nekozawa behind her. "May I help you..?" She asked ocwardly, shuffling away from him.

Hunni jumped down from his chair and looked up at Mori sleepy-eyed.

Mori looked down at Hunni, with a soft smile.

The creaking of the door can be heard across the room. Rin, a new student, peeks her head into the host club room. Her hair was orange and cut short. She let out a very confused face at all the students dressed and at the Harry Potter themed scenery. "Maybe I not only have the wrong room....but the wrong school?" she asked herself while still leaning into the room. As she was leaning, a deck of tarot card slipped out of her pocket and onto the floor. "Shit!" she said to herself, getting to her knees and gathering them up as quickly as possible.

Hunni lifted his head from the table, his eyes heavy from his nap. "n-nani?" he said quietly, rubbing his eyes sleepily as he spotted the girl in the doorway.

"Oh?" Rin lifted her head and saw the boy, "Gomenasai." she said, speaking out the little Japanese that she did know. Rin continued to gather her cards up into a pile that she placed back into her pocket, "I'm kinda new here....didn't mean to interrupt." She popped from pink gun in her mouth.

Hunni broke into a wide grin and jumped from the chair, dragging Mori along with him by the hand. "ohayoo!" he beamed, running up to the girl, Mori in one arm, his rabbit in the next. "We were just having snacks! Would you like to eat cake with us...uhm..?" he paused, not knowing her name.

Rin was somewhat taken back by how young and short this boy was. She wondered if he was really in high school or not, "I'm Rin Tskino." she smiled, offering a hand to shake. "Cake? Are you guys celebrating something?"

Kyouya looked over to the new comer and responded to her question. “No, we always have cake here it’s an everyday thing."