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NCD

Quotes from Big Steph

_{The wrathful one}

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Not only does Erin think with her boobs, she sees with them!


*Just after Lil Steph has a mental breakdown* Get off! Stop Straddling my face!


Noooo! Me nun's gun just dropped off!


We're a bit of a motely crew aren't we? There's Emma who's nice and smart. And then there's Emma who's.....not


It's like trying to fit a condom on an elephant


*hand gestures with bottle* Am I the only one who does it this way and not that way


*Erin walks over to dinner table after being off most of last week*
*grabs Erin's boobs* Yep her source of power is still there, they didn't hop off and walk away


My God, you could hide my rat in that!


Right, come here and sniff this chair


I have the attention span of a retarded goldfish


Someone suck my finger for me


Wibble!


Can I get one you haven't fingered yet?


Excuse me as I look intently up your nose


Is it turning into liquid? Cos if you play with it too long it gets reeeally sticky and you can't get it off


Is a castrated pig disgruntled?


The speed at which she gets that out


*After hearing Elizabeth rabbitting on* Life is a juxtaposition for death


Emma I've got a third nipple!


Don't worry Ian doesn't mind sticky things


Just lie there with your legs open and just kinda wink at people


Lil Steph just popped again. You just can't keep it in can you?


I don't want to know about your rampant rabbits


Use your tongue Steph


I've seen his Greggs and now I have dinner envy


I've lost the end!


When I learn how to speak properly I'll let you know


Little Steph doesn't eat food she inhales it


Bulmer is a juxtaposition for a skinny person


It's like hamster toilet roll!


Someone has pissed on HER strawberries


Thanks for that Steph. Remind me never to have sex with you


You look like a gay pirate today


*pointing at Big Emma* Meanwhile metabolism of....something really fast


Emma, can I finger your creme egg?
*is then smug that she was allowed to finger the creme egg and Ian wasn't*


(:3= Walrus of Happiness


Rachel feels a strange affinity to carrots


*finger wiggle of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM*


If I clench any harder I'll turn inside out


I'm being penetrated from both ends and I don't like it


Is it meant to go up this high? Look it's still going!


I've done so much Law revision it's coming out my arse. When I crap it smells like a magistrates courtroom


Don't ever trust someone whos hair doesn't match their eyebrows


I wonder if her arsehole gets jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of her mouth


That was the bottle not my erection