The Redneck Woman

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2005-04-17 10:22:37

Last author: Archeress of Mirkwood
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Proudly Presents...

The Redneck Woman!

Before I get started, I'd like to take this time to introduce some of the friends I hang out with at Hollywood Dave's.

First, this is Hollywood Dave. The owner of the bar.
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Now, I'd like to introduce the Hollywood Dave's KJ (Karaoke Jocky), Pete! He's awesome!
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This is Michelle and Lyle, but we call him Lylo. They don't go out with us alot. Only everynow and then.
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This is Billy and Chara. Billy is as crazy as they will ever get! Needless to say him and I get along GREAT! Just wait till you hear him sing Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like a Woman!" the dresses he wears really show off his girlish figure! O.O
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This is John, he is my mom's boyfriend.
He is also, [Cephus]'s REAL owner. (I think the dog owns him though, more than anything!)
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This is Jayme! He loves beer, he sings like Kenny Chesney *Melts*, and as you prolly know,
(or will soon find out) I'm completly obsessed over him!
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This is Boner...[<3]...
Need I say More?! ^_^

Now, on to me and my Hollywood Crew!
(But... mostly me!)

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La la la!!
"I'm a Redneck Woman, I ain't no high class broad!"
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I'm still singing! Like Lyle's ciggarette smoke? >.< What a dumbass! lol... J/K I luv him!
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This is Jayme, me and Boner singing "Keep On Loving You" by REO Speedwagon.
Is it just me or does it look like Jayme and I are singing to one another? @.o
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Just me and my friend, Boner.
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Me and Boner being scared of the camera that cought us off-guard. O.O ~POOF!~ *Is blind now!* LOL!
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O.O Did he just kiss me!?
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Me and Boner dancing while Lylo tries to start trouble w/ me, behind Michelle's back!
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Hmmm... me, Boner, Lylo, and Michelle... WHAT WERE WE THINKING!?
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This is everyone that I hang around when I go out.
From left to right is: Chara, Billy, (I do't remember the next 2 ppl's names, they're Billy's friends),
John, my mom, Jayme, myself, and Boner.
Michelle and Lylo didn't join us to sing.

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2005-03-15 [Archeress of Mirkwood]: [P.S. Boner is now my bf... Not just a friend anymore! ^_^]

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