Things Not to Say (Summer)

1. "I can tread water indefinitely."

2. "These mushrooms are perfectly safe."

3. "I don't burn, I tan."

4. "Let's swim all the way across."

5. "If you don't bother it, it won't bother you."

6. "Poison ivy? I'm immune to it."

7. "Let's see what's under this rotting log."

8. "The diving board wouldn't be here if the water wasn't deep enough."

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