observational humour

randomli found this...

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When people announce they are going to the toilet. Cheers theres an image I needed in my mind!

2.
When People say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" Nah you twat I paid 6 quid to come to a cinema and stare at the fucking floor!

3.
"What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?"

4.
People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be." So what did they used to be? Ears? Testicals?

5.
People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Well you didn't really give a choice there sunshine did ya!

6.
When strangers smile at you in public.Eh? I'll be like Mate, Have we met for you to be looking at me like that?

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McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f**king McTosser.

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when you can hear music and someone asks "what is it?" the person will always look up to try and hear it! its not like the answer is floating above us!

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