2007-03-23 [Narcissistic Turkey]: ...turkey...? ...a food...? ...since when?!

2007-03-23 [Pillowthief]: Since Thanksgiving, Im pretty sure.

2007-03-23 [Narcissistic Turkey]: ...if only the pilgrims had eaten cat instead of turkey... then we'd all be eating pussy for thanksgiving... though I'm sure cat eating would have been frowned upon in those times... mostly in the upper class societies though... but as most pilgrims were poor and starving, I'm sure they might have enjoyed dining on a cat... not their own house cat, of course... they'd steal the indians house cats... and over time, the cat would become a common food item... perhaps even more common than the chicken... in which case, Chick-fil-a would have been called Cat-fil-a instead... prompting their slogan to be a cock wearing an "eet mor pussy" board... turkey, I'm sure, would have become a pet... and having "pet" status would have exempted them from becoming food... except in some Chinese restuarants... and some cat-based slang would probably be reversed... and the phrase, "Hey baby... let me see your turkey." would be considered sexual harassment... In conclusion,............ *eats ramen*...

2007-03-25 [Pillowthief]: Who says the reverse wouldnt be the same in your case as well? You would have probably ended up to be the [Narcissistic Pussy] and we'd be in this same argurment about turkeys. (Heh, I almost made a joke about eating a narcissitic cat, but then realized that in that situation it would have been reversed and not so funny)

2007-03-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Mmm... narcissistic cat...

2007-03-25 [~Crimson Angel~]: Narcissistic Pussy??

2007-03-25 [Pillowthief]: Kinda catchy, eh?

2007-03-26 [~Crimson Angel~]: yeah