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We Are All Idiots Committee

Committee members:

Head of the Committee: [Imperator]
Idiot #1: [Mortified Penguin] (dur hur)
Idiot #2: [Sagacious Turkey]
Idiot #3: [AuroraLumos] must admit... I was rather silly.
Idiot #4: [moira hawthorne] I pitched in a few
Idiot #5: [*Phoenix*] I jumped in at the end...
Idiot #6: [Chimes] Official Installer of Buttons Pointless and Obscure. :P
Idiot #7: [Thunder Cid] Scared out of his freaking mind *fetal position*

Accomplishments:

- Formed during the great Amount vs Number Scandal of ‘08 on Which Font Are You?, this committee was organized to nit-pick its way through stacks of stupid opinions and thoughtless concepts. Crisis was averted after the committee decided to follow common sense and choose “Number” as suggested by the brilliant [Imperator].
- After [Chimes] built a small hut to replace Bob's Diner after it was blown up, [Imperator] ordered a committee intern to check the hut for building code violations. He has yet to return with his findings but [Chimes] has assured us that the self-destruct button works properly.
- Following an armed attack on Bob's Diner by a masked man by the name of "Ashley", the committee (actually just [Imperator]) has declared a man-hunt for this criminal!

2010-10-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, yes. [*Phoenix*], my dear! *throws a shoe* Go make us a sammich.

2010-10-02 [*Phoenix*]: *pats head and dodges shoe* Thanks Phoenix. *picks up shoe* *looks at it quizzically and throws it back at Mort* Make your own sammich! I ain't your slave. *cross arms defiantly*

2010-10-02 [Mortified Penguin]: *bites shoe*... this is a terrible sandwich! Make another one, dang it! *throws the shoe into traffic, causing a truck to swerve into a minivan and explode, killing dozens of innocent people*

2010-10-02 [*Phoenix*]: *throws flip flop at you* Maybe that will be better!

2010-10-12 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *look over at Mort* the lose of innocent lives is unacceptable! *Reads sword for combat and stands* and to HELL WITH YOUR SANDWICH! EAT A TACO!

2010-10-13 [Mortified Penguin]: A taco sandwich will do nicely. NOW GO MAKE IT.

2010-10-16 [moira hawthorne]: a bearded taco sandwich! mahahahaha

2010-10-21 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *looks over at Moira with confused look on face* wh... what?

2010-10-22 [moira hawthorne]: MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2010-10-23 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *tilts head slightly to the side* O.O?

2010-10-24 [*Phoenix*]: *poke phoenix with a pointy stick* <img:Untitled-1.gif>

2010-12-11 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: HAY! <img:stuff/Br23-gif.gif> *takes phoenix pointy stick and pokes her with it* YEAH! TAKE IT!

2010-12-13 [*Phoenix*]: GAH! *runs away in terror, arm's flailing*

2011-05-03 [Sagacious Turkey]: *hunts you down with a crossbow*

2011-05-17 [Imperator]: Crossbows are for losers. *cough*

2011-05-17 [Chimes]: Holy crap, you're alive.

2011-05-17 [Imperator]: Barely... *blood is EVERYWHERE!!*

2011-05-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Tampons usually fix that for me.

2011-06-07 [*Phoenix*]: *throws tampons at Imperator* Here!!

2011-06-07 [moira hawthorne]: hey those things are expensive! there are bleedin women in 3rd world countrys! (LOL)

2011-06-11 [Imperator]: O.o I wish I didn't come here anymore...

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