So I've now been a member of Elftown for over four years (four years, six months and ten days, to be exact), and since I don't delete any of the messages I send or receive, I occasionally enjoy rereading the ones I sent during my first days as an Elftowner.
I've decided to post some of them in my diary (hey, after all these years I finally found a use for this thing) since I find them so amusing, and when a person thoroughly enjoys something, they have a tendency to share it with others, whether or not they think those people will give a flying fuck.
Just keep in mind that I was twelve-years-o
To: [TwIsTeD~AnGeL]
Sent 2005-01-16 00:32:50 (1647 days ago)
Comment to: 29834210
Comment in 29834424
Yeah i like spamming Anna Ohman's site, but she blocked me off!
To: [PurpleUnderwear] ({come on}, let's go to a d.a.n.g.erousX
Sent 2005-01-15 23:15:03 (1647 days ago)
do u wear purple underwear? And do u know Anna 'Irmeli' Ohman?
To: [SocialToilet16]
Sent 2005-01-15 23:00:01 (1647 days ago)
Unread
Who are u social with the butt hole? do u like having people pee and poop on u?
To: [salsa bird] (take my poll)
Sent 2005-06-16 00:43:06 (1496 days ago)
dad is a damn dullard wft we didn't do anything he just "Knows" something will happen who gives a fuck if we were on Brendon's driveway talking to Trayer! He wasn't even home we woudn't of gotten caught! im so damn mad. holla.
To: [SlightlyTwisted]
Sent 2005-06-13 02:07:09 (1499 days ago)
Slightly twisted? i think ur more twisted than that. Did u change ur name so i couldn't find u? It's called a block u dullard.
To: [SlightlyTwisted]
Sent 2005-01-29 21:00:35 (1633 days ago)
Do you know salsa bird? He is Hell Boy Tj remember the Hell Boys TJ and Josh? He is really mad at you too!
To: [whorexface.]
Sent 2005-01-29 15:36:33 (1633 days ago)
Comment to: 30598149
Comment in 30663470
your telling me to speak English gansta girl!
To: [RedHorizon]
Sent 2005-01-29 16:17:19 (1633 days ago)
Comment to: 30634445
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i was spamming her but then i started writing nice stuff about her pictures, but she was still mad!
To: [Mohazy]
Sent 2005-01-29 21:40:25 (1633 days ago)
hi! i am hyper!
To: [whorexface.]
Sent 2005-01-30 00:10:16 (1633 days ago)
Comment to: 30664331
Comment in 30664802
1. Half of your vocabulary is swear words
2. You hate yourself
3. You hate people
4. You pertend your all that
5. I know lots of people who hate you
6. Your a gansta goth girl
7. I hate you so you suck
To: [wicked_cl0wn] (I mIsS mY BaByGUrl)
Sent 2005-05-25 02:03:25 (1518 days ago)
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yeah and i bet once marijuanna doesn't get u high anymore you'll move to cockaineville.
To: [Bakky-Kun] (Meh)
Sent 2005-05-27 02:26:54 (1516 days ago)
Comment in 39531451
one time i like picked a flower for my brother and then he like threw a rock at my head and then i like had to go to the hospital and i was all what? it was supposed to be a gift.
To: [Ultravisitor] (laaaazy)
Sent 2005-01-31 02:53:42 (1632 days ago)
hi are u a goth?
To: [Astro Zombie]
Sent 2005-05-29 20:20:17 (1513 days ago)
Comment to: 39688380
Comment in 39688439
you die
To: [~ahawtlilmodel~] (*new pics check em out and lemme know sumthing*)
Sent 2005-05-29 02:26:09 (1514 days ago)
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bush sucks he's a stupid lying hipocrete
To: [Rose Tinted Glasses] (Mmm..hot sexy Asian man...)
Sent 2005-06-03 03:51:19 (1509 days ago)
Comment to: 39991697
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LixtheElf is my friend who i got to come to this site but she never sends anyone messages. She made up this stupid di di di song so just send that to her.
To: [I'M A LAME] (HUSTLEN SOMETHIN 4 DAT GWOCK)
Sent 2005-06-02 01:01:21 (1510 days ago)
Comment to: 39903975
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mwhahaha! i know this person at school calls me the devil's child!
To: [†Ðëåð_Ïñ§ïðë†]
Sent 2005-06-03 03:57:40 (1509 days ago)
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ew! that dude is sooooooooooooo
To: [mosh.pit.girl] (Is laughing uncontrollably)
Sent 2005-06-03 03:44:39 (1509 days ago)
Comment to: 39991484
Comment in 39992427
do u think all 12 year olds r hyper and dumb? u make too many steriotypes about ppl.
To: [†Ðëåð_Ïñ§ïðë†]
Sent 2005-06-07 21:25:48 (1504 days ago)
Comment to: 40249714
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1. Your friends are too stupid too know how to send viruses or spam. (Like you)
2. I didn't put my e-mail on elftown you dullard.
3. That threat you made about tracking me down and killing me makes no sense because even if you came to Milwaukee how are you going to know where i live? You don't know my last name so you can't look in a phone book moron.
4.If you can get so mad at someone on the internet you have anger management problems.
5. Have you ever thought of just blocking me from sending you messages? My 9 year old brother has already figured that out! Damn your pathetic.
To: [LixtheElf]
Sent 2005-06-15 15:29:43 (1496 days ago)
Guess what!!!!!!!! Yestersay i got Josh a name on elftown it's doggybling and he sent a message to Anna Ohman pretending he was on her side and wasn't a spammer he told her we were planning to do something to her and Anna Ohman talked to him and stuff and she believed that he changed sides!