CONDOM PROBLEM
I recall my first time with a condom....I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the
counter and, she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out, and slipped over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store.
It was empty. She said, "Just a minute, " and walked to the door and
locked it.




Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse,
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked,
"Do these excite you?"
Well, I was SO dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties, and laid down on a
desk.
"Well, come on, " she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and..........POW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I
said, "I sure did, " and held up my thumb to show her.

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


Go Ahead
This is a dar! e, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing wit! h you over "Nothing".


That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.


Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh. !


 

Groom's Tale [i got this off the internet]


I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was
her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts,and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
[Always keep your condoms in your car!]

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


Go Ahead
This is a dar! e, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing wit! h you over "Nothing".


That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.


Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh. !

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER


Application To Date My Daughter...

APPLICANT USE ONLY:Name: Last___________First___________Middle Initial_____

Age:____

Address:_______________________County_______________

Religion:__________________________

Number of Attendence's in school this last year____

Parents:

Fathers Name:____________________#Marriages_______#Years______

Address:_________________________________________

Mothers Name:___________________________#Marriages______#Years______

Address:_________________________________________

1. Do You Own Or Drive A Van?______(IF SO Please Discontinue Filling Out Form)

2. In 50 Words or less, describe what NO!!!!! Means To You________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

3. In 50 Words Or Less, Describe What LATE!!!! Means To You________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

4. Where Would You Least Like To Be Shot?___________________________

5. Which Is The Last Bone You Want Broken?__________________________

6. What Do You Want To Be IF You Grow Up?__________________________

7. The Place For a WOMAN is?_____________________________________

8. What Is My Daughter's NAME?___________________________________

9. Who Besides GOD Should YOU FEAR The Most?____________________

PARENTAL USE ONLY:

Apperance Looks Like:Status:

Orlando Bloom____Accepted:____

David Letterman____Rejected:____

Pee-Wee Herman____Pending:____

NOTE: This Application Will Be Incomplete And Rejected Unless Accompanied By A COMPLETE Financial Statement, Job History, Lineage, And Current Medical Report From Your Doctor.

NAME:________________________DATE OF BIRTH____________

HEIGHT:________WEIGTH:________IQ________GPA________

SOCIAL SCEURITY #:________________

DRIVERS LICENSE #:________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES:__________________________________

HOME ADDRESS:_______________________________________________

CITY / STATE:____________ZIP:__________

DO YOU AS A PARENT OWN A VAN?______ A TRUCK WITH OVER SIZED TIRES?______

APPLICANT USE ONLY:

Do You Have ONE Male And ONE Felamle Parent?__________

If No, Explain____________________________________________________

Have You Ever Been Married?_______# of Years Married_______

DO YOU OWN: (ANSWER YES OR NO)

A Waterbed?_______

A Pickup WIth A Mattress In The Back?______

A Condom(s)?______

Pornography?______

Nose Ring?______

Belly Button Ring?______

Earring?______

Tattoo?______(IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)

In 50 Words Or Less, What Does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, Mean To You?__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

In 50 Words Or Less, What Does ABSTINENCE Mean To You?__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

When Would Be The Best Time To Interview Your Father, Mother, And Priest?_________________________________________________________________

Answer By Filling In The Blank:

PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT MEAN I WOUNT EVER TELL ANYONE)

The One Thing I Hope This Application Does Not Ask Me About is___________________________________

When I First Meet A Girl, The First Thing I Notice About Her Is______________________________________

NOTE: If The Above Answer Begins With a Tor A, Discontinue. Leaving Premises Keeping Your Head Low And Running In A Serpentine Fashion Is Advised.

What Is The GOing Rate Of A Hotel Room?___________________

Condoms Come In Packages of (CIRCLE ONE)

A: 3

B: 6

C: 9

D: 12

E: ALL OF THE ABOVE

I SWEAR THAT ALL THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE AND RED HOT POKERS.

______________________________

Signature (that means sign your name)

Thank You For Your Interest. Please Allow Four To Six Years For Processing. You Will be Contacted in Writing If You Are Approved,Please do Not Call Or Write.

If Your Application Is Rejected, You Will Be Notified By Two Gentleman Wearing White Ties Carrying Violin Cases(You Might Want To Watch Your Back).


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It's your first time. As you lie back your


muscles tighten. You put him


off for a while searching for an excuse, but he


;refuses to be swayed as he


approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you


shake your head bravely.


He has had more experience, but it's the first


time his finger has found


the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;


your body tenses; but


he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks


deeply within your eyes


and tells you to trust him - he's done this many


times before. His cool


smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him


;more room for an easy


entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,


but he slowly takes his


time, wanting to cause you as little pain as


possible. As he presses


;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give


way; pain surges throughout


your body and you feel the slight trickle of


blood as he continues. He


looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too


painful.Your eyes are


filled with tears but you shake your head and nod


for him to go on. He


begins going in and out with skill but you are


now too numb to feel him


within you. After a few moments, you feel


something bursting within you and


he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to


have it over. He looks


at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a


chuckle; that you have been


his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


You smile and thank your


dentist. After all,it was your first time to have


a tooth pulled.


Naughty, Naughty!


What were you thinkin' ?


PERVERT


I know what you were thinking!
  

{I want to give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?~?~?
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a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss ain't a kiss
with out some tongue


so open your mouth
and close your eyes
and give your tongue
some EXERCISE!!!! }
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sex is like math u add the bed subtract the
clothes divide the legs and hope u dont
multiply
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my iq means:
Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
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[KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY!!!THAT"S ME!!!!
KINKY PEOPLE ROCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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~ As i walk
through the valley
of the shadow of death
i fear no evil
(for i am the baddest mother f#@ker in the land)
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I'd rather be a failure at something i love,
than a success at smething i hate
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  333
only half evil
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fat people are hard to kidnapp
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Don't knock on heaven's door
.....ring the bell and run away
(he hates that)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't give me that
"Kinkier that thou" look!!!
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Hello officer
(put it on my tab)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't think the police help?
next time you are in trouble
try calling a crackhead.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Damn right i've been naughty!
now spank my evil butt!!
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I RUN WITH SCISSORS!
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[I DO WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY BOYFRIENDS HEAD TELL ME TO DO]
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  Can't talk now
(the squirrels are watching)
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**HEAVILY MEDICATED**
*FOR YOUR PROTECTION*
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Nuttier than a squirrel turd!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 I hear voices,
and they don't like you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One by one,
the yard gnomes
steal my sanity
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  Crazy enough to kill
(and smart enough to get away with it)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME!!!
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CHAOS,
PANIC,
DISORDER,
(i see my work here is done)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not totaly useless!!!
I can be used as a bad example
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It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful
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SARCASM
it's only one of the services i offer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DO I LOOK LIKE A F#@KING PEOPLE PERSON?!?!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MY SHITTY ATTITUDE
IS NONE OF YOUR
F#@KING BUSINESS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't analyse my beliefs,
and i won't pick out the flaws in yours.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FIGHT CRIME
shoot back
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I think,
therefore we have nothing in common
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll try being nicer
if you try being smarter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'M MULTI-TALENTED!
i can talk AND piss you off at the same time
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's better to be an open sinner
than a false saint
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PAIN
the jewelry and ink are just souvenirs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THEY SAID TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS
.....TOO BAD THEY WERE ALL NIGHTMARES!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You tell me that i sin,
You say i'm bound for hell,
So once your judgement condemns you,
I SHALL SEE YOU THERE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NECROPHILIA:
Lay back,
and crack open a cold one
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[DON'T WORRY,
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY
THE FIRST TIME]*evil grin*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I LEAVE BITE MARKS
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MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES
because i sure as hell won't
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is there enough religion to incite war,
but not enough religion to instill tolerance?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's better to die on your feet,
than to live on your knees
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TRAMPLE THE WEAK
HURDLE THE DEAD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES....
....after they are slain
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The weak shall inherit......
NOTHING
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's better to be hated
for what you are
than to be loved
for what you are not
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DON'T JUDGE ME
BASED ON YOUR IGNORANCE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do not go where the path leads.
i instead create my own path
....and leave a trail
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MARCH FEARLESS
THROUGH TRENCHES
OF ADVERSITY


LEAVE DYING PLEAS
IN YOUR WAKE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometimes,
"THE MAJORITY"
only means
all the fools are
on the same side
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pay no mind to
those who talk
behind your back,
it simply means
that you are
two steps ahead
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'M SO SORRY THAT I CAN'T MAKE ALL OF YOU HAPPY!!!!!just kidding!!!lol. la la la la la.blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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::I wrote ur name in the sand,but the waves washed it away. I wrote ur name on my hand,but I washed it the next day. I wrote ur name on a piece of paper but I accidently threw it away...I wrote ur name in my heart and forever it will stay!!::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I need::Him to not lie
I find::Loneliness
I want::To belive him
I have::Nothing left
I wish::for him to listen
I love::Him
I hate::Me
I fear::Losing Him
I feel::Hurt
I hear::Silence
I crave::the truth
I search for::Him
I wonder::If he loves her
I regret::Being so hateful
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*You know ur in love when all you can think about is that one special person and you can't stand to be away from them for more then one second. You miss then even though they're standin right next to you. You fall asleep thinkin about them and dream about them every night.*
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:ONE DAY U'LL COME UP TO ME AND ASK ME WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT: YOU OR MY LIFE. I'LL SAY MY LIFE AND U'LL WALK AWAY NEVER KNOWIN THAT U R MY LIFE.::
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don't ever give up, if you still wanna try.... don't wipe you eyes, if you still wanna cry.... Don't stop asking questions, if you still wanna know ... Don't say you don't love him, if can't let him go!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's so hard to tell everyone you don't love him, when he's the only one you will ever love!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I miss the kisses that mean something!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the worst feeling is seeing the boy you love... love someone else!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not sad that I loved you, I'm sad that I lost you forever just because I said something stiupd!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never knew how much i loved you til I lost you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I love walking in the rain.. no one can seeing that I'm crying over you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHY CANT A GURL FIND THE RIGHT MAN????

::I wrote ur name in the sand,but the waves washed it away. I wrote ur name on my hand,but I washed it the next day. I wrote ur name on a piece of paper but I accidently threw it away...I wrote ur name in my heart and forever it will stay!!::

I need::Him to not lie
I find::Loneliness
I want::To belive him
I have::Nothing left
I wish::for him to listen
I love::Him
I hate::Me
I fear::Losing Him
I feel::Hurt
I hear::Silence
I crave::the truth
I search for::Him
I wonder::If he loves her
I regret::Being so hateful





*You know ur in love when all you can think about is that one special person and you can't stand to be away from them for more then one second. You miss then even though they're standin right next to you. You fall asleep thinkin about them and dream about them every night.*





::ONE DAY U'LL COME UP TO ME AND ASK ME WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT: YOU OR MY LIFE. I'LL SAY MY LIFE AND U'LL WALK AWAY NEVER KNOWIN THAT U R MY LIFE.::



don't ever give up, if you still wanna try.... don't wipe you eyes, if you still wanna cry.... Don't stop asking questions, if you still wanna know ... Don't say you don't love him, if can't let him go!



~It's so hard to tell everyone you don't love him, when he's the only one you will ever love!



~I miss the kisses that mean something!



~the worst feeling is seeing the boy you love... love someone else!



~I'm not sad that I loved you, I'm sad that I lost you forever just because I said something stiupd!



~I never knew how much i loved you til I lost you!



~ I love walking in the rain.. no one can seeing that I'm crying over you!

HA I Finally Met THe Man Of My Dreams he is soo sweet and kind i hope to spend the rest of my life with him I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH!!!

I LOVE YOU JIMMY [raceing cars]

REALLY REALLY REALLY BORED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

im havin a happy vlentines day woth nobody and sittin here bein bored out of my mind with nothin to really write

im soo bored and need some1 to send me a message

Hi my name is Alyssa and i am new to this whole elftown thing if ne1 could e-mail me and tell me how that would be nice