i wanted to send you something HOT,AMAZING,AD
LOOKIN, SOMETHING LOVEABLE...
but the post man told me to get the
fuck out of the the post boxes!!!
[THINGS GUYS SAY AND WANT GIRLS TO KNOW]
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.........
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!
hey 2day is friday and even though i should be havin fun and everything im not. i am so fukin tired im not even kidding. we had to go to the mall which is like 2 hours away from here to find something neat that i can wear for sunday because of this 'special' event. well, we found it, but we got home like around 1:30 am and i still had to finish my 500 word science report which i had barely started. so i was up till like about 5:30 am doing that stupid shit. and i only got like half an hour of sleep cuz i wake up @ 6 2 go 2 skwl. damn it.
well, over on this site i am meeting a lot of really cool people. no kidding more than like 8 ppl have asked me out... but, yeah. well, i am going to be dying my hair later a lil lighter, so it will be a little different from the one in my picture...
noto to [God of Vengeance] :
hey boy you are so awesome and i just thought i would include you in my diary... wow, thanx! later, jazmine
hello pplz... oh my heck i am tired and confused... so, i wont rite no more...
hey there... im feelin shitty... i got an unxpected period during skwl and it suked ass badly... that was the worst...
i hat3 school!!! and i hate homework and i hate the rule of "no dating for six months" from my parents... (stupid rule cuz i do it anyways) and yeah thatz all i can think of for now...
why am i here? why do i live? what is the purpose? why??? why has life given me so much pain? why???
[party boi] , thank you so much for understanding me and not thinking im crazy. i really love you! if you ever need sumthin from me plz tell me and i'll be sure to do what i can... you really dont know how much you helped me with those simple words... LOVE, Jazzy...
i am so confused right now. i really donno who i am or who i want to be. i donno if i should be the kinda person who always does the right thing and always has good intentions and is always doing good deeds and will sometime receive good, or the kinda person who is bad but has tons of fun and is scared that if she dies then, then she'll go to hell. well, i donno what to do.
will anyone please please help me out and tell me what to do???
hey... well what do ya know... gosh i cant believe my friend... she begged him to come back... well thatz kinda funny... anyways, im happy for a reason... spring vacation is here... but im mad for a million of other things... i mean, isnt spring supposed to be warm and with a happy feeling? well, it isnt. besides, i think id be better off at skwl, im living a hell of a time at home... chores and bad news and shitz... but yeah... what can i do about it...
why are some people so dumb these days??? i mean, gosh! i just cant believe it... anyways, im sooo HAPPY! 1 more day of skwl and im off to spring vacation! YAAAY!
well, today has bin an ok day... i just talked to my biggie bro on da phone... hez kwl... hes funny too... well, he woke me up though... i was takin a nap... i also got the WORST cramp ever on my leg... it hurt sooo bad...
anyways, to da important stuff... well, Shadow_Prince kind of got me mad today, he just rote to ask me stuff about people... and i think he just used me to know the stuff... he never rites to me to really talk to me, just to ask me stuff about my friend... but oh well, anyways, yeah...
i am so confused right now. i really donno who i am or who i want to be. i donno if i should be the kinda person who always does the right thing and always has good intentions and is always doing good deeds and will sometime receive good, or the kinda person who is bad but has tons of fun and is scared that if she dies then, then she'll go to hell. well, i donno what to do.
hey. tis me. i hate life. today was one of the best and one of the worst days at the same time. i hate me. well, i hate my life, not the physical me. but, oh well, who understands me. no one.