1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. Tag five other people to do the same.

This is transcription of an actual conversation. Remember, you have been warned to use proper spelling and grammar with me. not once, but twice, in fact. 


Letter number: 75101688
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:39:50
Comment in 75101703




hi

Letter number: 75101703
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:41:34
Comment to: 75101688
Comment in 75101708




Hi: a typical greeting of the english language. Often used to initiate conversations. Common responses: Hello, Hi, what's up?, yo.

Letter number: 75101708
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:42:45
Comment to: 75101703
Comment in 75101721




what u up 2

Letter number: 75101721
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:44:58
Comment to: 75101708
Comment in 75101733




U: a bastardization of a simple three letter word. A commonly used shortening in order to facilitate typing on keys of phones which generally have three letters per key.
2: a bastardization of an even simpler two letter word, for much the same reason.

Letter number: 75101733
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:46:22
Comment to: 75101721
Comment in 75101750




ooooooookkkkkk lol?

Letter number: 75101750
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:48:52
Comment to: 75101733
Comment in 75101759




In general a statement of laughter succeeded by a question mark indicates uncertainty of whether the preceding statement is intended to be humorous.

Letter number: 75101759
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:50:06
Comment to: 75101750
Comment in 75101784




what the fuck are you chatting about you fucking freak

Letter number: 75101784
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:52:55
Comment to: 75101759
Comment in 75101790




Excessive use of profanity indicates a deterioration of emotional state. Lack of grammar may suggest a level of intelligence below that of the average third grader.

Letter number: 75101790
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:53:42
Comment to: 75101784
Comment in 75101802




listen fucking shut up u little fucking wanker

Letter number: 75101802
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:55:39
Comment to: 75101790
Comment in 75101816




Continued use of profanity indicates reversion of language skills. Continued lack of grammar corroborates evidence of reversion of intellect.

Letter number: 75101816
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 03:58:24
Comment to: 75101802
Comment in 75101840




LISTEN IF U DONT FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE ILL KICK UR FUCKING ASS U LITTLE TWAT NOW FUCK OFF

Letter number: 75101840
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:01:34
Comment to: 75101816
Comment in 75101851




Use of capitalization indicates anger, further evidence of deteriorating emotional state. Use of juvenile threats and insults indicates loss of intellect. Continued bastardization of simple words and lack of any form of recognizable grammar, in addition with the apparent loss of memory indicates severe emotional turmoil.

Letter number: 75101851
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:03:05
Comment to: 75101840
Comment in 75101872




RIGHT U LITTLE TOSSER AM TELLING THE GUARDS

Letter number: 75101872
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:06:04
Comment to: 75101851
Comment in 75101883




Loss of words indicates even further emotional turmoil. Continued use of caps and lack of grammar may indicate a reversion to a more primitive state of existence.

Letter number: 75101883
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:08:29
Comment to: 75101872
Comment in 75101911




NOBHEAD

Letter number: 75101911
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:11:07
Comment to: 75101883
Comment in 75101915




Observer wonders if use of single word insults indicates a sudden deterioration of mental capacity to that of a toddler. Use of unknown slang obviously meant to be insulting. Failure to find meaning in slang results in failure to be insulted.

Letter number: 75101915
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:11:45
Comment to: 75101911
Comment in 75101930




whatever man

Letter number: 75101930
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:14:54
Comment to: 75101915
Comment in 75101938




Sudden disappearance of capitalization indicates a slight recovery in emotional state. Continued lack of grammar fails to indicate similar recovery in communication skills.

Letter number: 75101938
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:16:12
Comment to: 75101930
Comment in 75101972




am going now fuck off

Letter number: 75101972
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:20:15
Comment to: 75101938
Comment in 75101983




Loss of words continues to indicate a lack of intellect. Juvenile insults indicate reversion to a state of emotional turmoil. Message of leave indicates a disinclination to continue a process of slow mental and emotional reversion to primitive existence. Hopes for rehabilitation small, but recognizable.

Letter number: 75101983
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:20:49
Comment to: 75101972
Comment in 75101996




bye

Letter number: 75101996
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:22:40
Comment to: 75101983
Comment in 75102005




Good evening.

Letter number: 75102005
From: [munch21] (happy )
To: [Arthin]
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:23:34
Comment to: 75101996
Comment in 75102375




hi u ok

Letter number: 75102375
From: [Arthin]
To: [munch21] (happy )
Sent mail 2008-10-18 04:28:59
Comment to: 75102005


Use of greeting puzzling after a farewell. Lack of grammar and spelling still indicative of below average intelligence. Continued response to stimuli possible evidence of masochistic streak in subject.

I hate physics yes I do
I hate physics , how 'bout you?
I despise lab reports!!!!!

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