DArio and I might get together again.. i am not sure if i whant to though....i do but..i dont know...
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 039: Dating Advice
This is going to be dating advice from the lord & master....FOAM
Alright you women out there, listen closly. These guys you should look out for, the type of guy who is driving around listening to fucking dance music like Zombie Nation and stupid dumbass songs from the mid 90's that no body gives a shit about. Y'know they turn it up really loud to get your attention while driving by as if your going to throw yourself on top of the car and start pounding on the windshield and say "Oh, I love you because your playing Zombie Nation!" Yeah okay. What the fuck ever. What you do is, aim for the tires and fucking blow those shits out and then he will crash into a telephone pole.
Fuck that shit, and watch out for those guys who come over on the weekend and all they do is watch football and then every five minutes they say "Hey babe, can you get me a beer from the fridge?" Fuck that shit! Tell that fat bastard to get up and get it himself. If he gives you a response like "well, I work all week" Well, you know what? I'm sure most of you women out there work all week and have to take care of a fucking child. Tell this fat bastard to get up and get his own beer. Tell him it's the least you can do since you've been carrying a child around in your stomach for nine months. These lazy fucking bastards just fucking piss me off and watch out for guys that call you by pet names more than they do your own name, and if they ever refer to you as "my girl" you drop that fucker like a rock and not to get down on all you guys.
Don't worry, there are women you should be looking out for too. ALright, Like women that dress like damn sluts, you dont want to be affiliated with. If you can see more clevage than a plumbers, ass don't get involved, it's just going to cause problems when you decide to become possessive and dominearing over thier life.
Also watch out for wemon that wear expensive jewelry. You know, the kind of fucking bitch that has 15 different kinds of rings on each finger. Oh, and people with name plates. You know, these fucking women who have thier names on this little chain as if they'd fucking forget and then women who have their own name tatooed on their own body. It's just stupid. Like are they really THAT stupid that they wake up in the morning and say "Oh my god! What's my name?" and they have to look at their ass in the mirror to find out who they are, "Oh that's right, I'm Amy." give me a fucking break! You don't want to deal with women who doesn't know who they are. Oh, and here is a good test when your window shopping, if they pull you by your arm to a jewelry window, smash their hand into the window and run because you don't want to deal with some money hungry bitch.
My only peice of advice to have a sound relationship is to leave each other alone. Don't be overly concerned. Don't try to domineer them, Let them be independent. Let them do what they want. You think you people can understand that? but yeah, there are some reasons to be suspicious. Like if your girl friend walks in the room with a condom on her head then you know you may want to ask a few questions but other than that try to trust the individual. If it doesn't work out, you know what? Fuck them! Let them drop dead from some weird desease. And die. You're better than that and you don't have to validate yourself through another person's life. Every individual is an island and can be an islabd. You do not need a signifacant other to live life. So stop seeking somthing that isn't there and move on.
Suckers.
I found out to day dario and i no longer go out and now question if we ever did.
stoners live and stoners die but in the end they all get high for all them preps that think their cool fuck them bitches stoners rule!
Life is nothing more than a dream that we all wish to awake from. Many people view death as a permaenet sleep when we are already asleep trapped in a reality based dream from witch we can not escape. For some life is a sweet dream from witch they wish never to awaken from, well for others it is a nightmare of witch we can not escape. What is it people enjoy so much about this dream that scares them to leave behind and awaken? Could it be that in some far part of their subconsish mind they know that this life is a dream, that the life they will go to when they awaken is worse than this? For those who believe that if in this life you do not do good karma you will go to hell did they ever think that maybe Earth is hell and we just don’t know it or want to believe it? If earth is not hell maybe it’s the battle felled, like pieces of a chess game we are pawns being moved about for the final move. There is no good and evil right or wrong only perception of others, intolerant of those who do not believe as they do, act as they do, look as they do. People are afraid of what they do not know, of being different and of change.
So caught up in what other’s think of them, of getting in to “trouble” with higher authority, that they lose sight of who they are, allowing other’s to mold them to what the world wants them to be, but not allowed to be who they are. You as a chilled are always told when you grow up you can be what ever you want to be. This is lie Parents, teacher, society every one in that Childs surroundings has an impact on that young mind leaving an imprint be it good or bad that in the end it determines what they will be who they will be in the long run. Parents can say to there kid “Tattoo artist are bad people, they are not some one you should want to be when you grow up. Now a doctor they are honorable people, they make good money and help people and save lives.” As the child grows and develops this is embedded in to his/her mind he/she wishes to make her/his family proud of him/her so they become what as a young child they have been slowly pushed towered.
You might like to believe that you are in control of your own life but the truth is you’re not. Say no one wants you to become a rock artist and you do you might say “see I made this choose.” and your right but the question is why did you make that chouse? Did you do it to say see you can’t tell me what to do? Every one believes in something if want to admit it or in some higher power or that this is it one life that’s all when we are dead we’re dead that’s, that. The answer is what you believe you are looking for when it should be the question, to have the answer you must first have the right question why do you believe in what you believe, why do you do what you do? What has happened to make you who you are? Is this life really a dream or is it the dream we all await for? Only is it when you find the question can you find the answers and only than will you be in control of your own life.