[Cynical]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2006-04-19
Written: (6592 days ago)

HERE ARE A FEW REASONS WHY GUYS LIKE GIRLS:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, travelling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.


MORE THINGS OF HOW A GUY SHOULD TREAT HIS GIRL.
1. Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear

2. Make her feel wanted every chance you get

3. Hold her close when she's cold
*When you are alone hold her close and kiss her

4. Kiss her on the tip of her nose
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)

5. While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly

6. When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her

7. When people diss her stand up for her

8. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her

9. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart

10. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you


THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway

31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!

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Written about Friday 2005-02-18
Written: (7017 days ago)
Next in thread: 501842

WARNING: BEFORE YOU READ THIS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SAM IS [SaiyanPride], AND JAYME IS [spazmaticmachine], AND OF COURSE I AM [Cynical] please read on

Cynical: wow ya know what? visual communications and law are REALLLYYYYY boring! lol

Sam says: You smell like moldy cheese and rotten eggs! Go rape a donkey! :D 

Cynical: my ODD friend from skool if ya know what i mean

Sam says: Odd is SOO right...possibly an understatment for I am INSANE!

Cynical: understatment?

Sam says: shut up you can fix it. Eat lots of penis wrinkles! Their good for our health...I think...I must go now for I am...BALLERINA MAN! <pirouettes away>

Cynical: um...okay then.....noooo!....bad sam... bad!

Sam: Ok...these keyboards are fucked up and I can't type so just dismiss my spelling mistakes and such. Meow!

Cynical: i'm sure it's only the keyboards hey?

Sam: That and I'm mentally unstable. ^^

Cynical: Oh so THAT'S why.....lol

Jayme: I say BOO! and how are YOU!

Sam and Cynical: Jayme you stupid kid!

Jayme: SO! Have a problem with me and my invisible friend BOB?

Cynical: yeah..NO! GOOD - BYE!!!

[Jayme has been removed from this conversation]

Sam: Yes well...I must go to a recital of some sort and cook small children then feed them to the homeless. :D Byez!

Cynical: Sam you're nutzo!

Sam: I'm so creepy it's fun! ^^

Cynical: yeah okay we're done now

Sam: I think i have a wedgie...

Cynical: NO SAM!! BYE!!!

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Written about Friday 2005-02-18
Written: (7017 days ago)

my diary is sad and empty..oh wow!

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