alrighty.. Valentines Day! But guess what? seeing as I hate this holiday with every living ounce of energy in me (I hate it more than Kairi and Nevan put together) I will not be wishing you a happy valentines day, instead I hope most of you die a horrible flaming death!

I GOT DEVIL MAY CRY 3 SPECIAL EDITION!!!!! w00t!!! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!

I have an elftown stalker... and its kinda scaring me... anyway... I should be doing my hmwrk... but not because I'm on elftown and eating popcorn!I'm bored so that's why you have to see this... you can now scroll down to see Ansem...

this is what happens when you piss me and Kira mad... so as a general warning, never ever EVER do anything to piss us off... hehe now for the captoins!!!
top left: I suck Kairi's nipples!
below that: Pucker up sweet thang!
below that: I don't want a condum stuck in my cervix!
Below that in purple: (about his big blue boobs) Yes, they're natural, and bigger than Tiffa's... way bigger
In blue cirlce: Home of the big one
below that in white: Launches the rocket nightly for my... your pleasure
Across from blue circle to the right: Blingage from my fav dirty hoe (Kairi of course)
above that in blue: I think my butt is big...
above that in the top right: Gyah! I'm bleeding!

Damit... I just took a quiz and well supposedly I like Riku and Sora from KH about the same, and I don't... and I really don't. I love Sora, and if it weren't for Kira, I'd hate Riku... peh shows how much that quiz is worth...

Well for those of you who know me, and a few that don't, you all know how addicted i am to the PS2. Anyway today my brother decided to play the PS2, innocent enough. But then he sat down and pulled the cord too tight, and with the thing pratically falling off the shelf anyway... well the PS2 fell on the floor and it broke. Now it wasn't all that bad, I mean it could still turn on and function, the disk drive just wouldn't open and close. So I thought "Hey! If we're going to replace this thing anyway, why not try to fix it?" and so i took it apart. And what do you know? I actually fix the disk drive, and then when i went to go plug it back in, guess what happens? The damn thing doesn't turn on, at all!!!! So now I'm as pissed as hell and if anyone ticks me off I'm gonig to bite their head off... and I'm dead serious

Well I was messin with some friends of mine... okay just phishman74... on runescape. I started to get really into my character, to the ponit he wanted to know my past life... character wise anyway. And for those of you who know my character's past life, all I got to was the domestic abuse my character endured, before he was like crying and begging me to stop. Those who know the entire story would know that that is not the worst part, not by a long shot! For those who don't know, go ahead and message me if you are curious for some reason to know.

Okay... I'm in really obsessive mood right now so I'm going to say some theories of mine about KH2... prepared to be bored to death about KH.

First of all I think that Kairi ends up dying, by ways of murder... complete and total devastation of her... she gets slaughtered and covered in her own blood and internal organs. >:-)  Okay no, I have no proof and in truth a really don't think that it's going to happen... Square Enix/Disney love the slut walking around living, breathing, eating, drinking, and all the things that people need to live that are wasted on her. But back to the reason I said that... IT WOULD BE SO COOL! I mean who seriously LIKES Kairi? I mean I know there are sickos out there who actually like the Kairi-Sora-Riku love triangle going on, but they need profesional help. But as I see it... she lives... and I can only tear her to shreds in my dreams.

  Okay, now to my REAL theories:
1) Sora or Riku eventually decide to leave their life before completely behind (including Kairi and the other friend) and defend the rest of the universe (all the worlds). Now I would perfer it be Sora, but according to my interpertation of what's going on with Riku it may be him. BUT! after reading a interveiw with the game story writer, it seems as if Sora has a conflict wether to see Riku and Kairi again. Riku I can handle... I pray to the lord that Sora never has to lay his beutiful blue eyes on that slutty whore again. (Throws darts at a plushie of her)
2) Namine accidently screwed Sora's memory more, so now Sora is more evil and gothic (and hot in my opinion), and the BHK, Riku, and the BHK's friends try to put him back the way he was. Notice I failed to mention Donald and Goofy. Well in my opinion Sora would have been so much better off without these two, in fact in several screen shots it looks like Goofy and Donlad get high off drugs (no lie!). My reason is now sora is dressing darker, and in most artwork he has a slier smirk, not his innocent smile.
3) Donald dies. No friggen lie! I've seen in a KH2 trailer Donald getting stepped on by Cerberus, but then again if you defeat Cloud in the Prelims the same happens to him and he lives. But then again Donald is no where near as awesome as Cloud (as many ppl would probably agree with me on that one). As for Goofy... well at least he tries, sure he doesn't have the capability of being useful and productive, but he does try. Donald, it's like pulling teeth, and then you still don't suceed!!!!!
4) BHK needs to get on the show What Not To Wear. Now that's more of an Idea, but he does, a new wardrobe, and a new hair cut. Mostly just a better haircut though.


Going to fix #2 later... forgot to mention he got all his original memories back.

"I'll take you there someday, when this is all over."he said coming closer to her and taking her hands in his.
"Take me where?" she asked, looking deep into his deeper blue eyes. Oh, how she wished she could look into the blue abyss of his eyes forever.
"To a world made just for us. There no one can hurt you, I'll make sure of it."he answered, letting go of her hands and putting his arms around her.
"Is there such a world?"she asked, slowly placing her arms around his neck.
"If there's not, I'll make one." he said drawing his lips close to hers. The kiss was the most passionate she'd ever known, and coming from him, it was as close to heaven as she was ever going to get...


*cough* a rather romantic side of me... how the hell did that happen? Damn... It just kinda came too... like out of no where. Well... I guess that kinda sums up what happens between Sora and May, back when she was nice, on there one and only date.... Wow and I can totally see that happening too. (Sora and May are in my "True Kingdom Hearts")

Today... I got so mad at my Science teachers. We had the FCAT Science today and well, I felt as stupid as a doorknob taking it. I didn't know some of the material... AT ALL!!! And this is meant for the average 8th grader, much less a geometetry 8th grader like me. There was one question that I know I got wrong... and well another one too but I kinda said "screw this" and put down something completely wrong... anyway the question was:
 "IO, one of Jupiter's moons, is father distance from Jupiter than the Moon is to Earth. Why?" Meh? NOT A GOD DAMN FUCKING CLUE!!!! Well I didn't put that down but I should have to get my Science teachers fired (the god damn mother fuckers). SO I put something completely out there, and I know for a fact it was wrong.
The reason I put teachers instead of teacher is because it's our fifth grade teacher that teaches Astronamy (I know that's spelled wrong) but the other teachers could have gone over it!

Well I'd thought I'd put this in my diary instead of on my house because it may offend others, and there are two of them.

The first are two words I thought were hilarious, but some do believe in the belief and therefore I'd like to point out right now that I did not put this up to offend anyone, I sometimes believe in the theorty myself. I just thought it was hilarious how "creative" the names are...
Darwinism
Darwinian Theory
(saying them really fast is just as funny for me...)

Okay this one I don't think will offend anyone but yet it still may... anyhow the dude said I should get a Gamecube, after I told him I'm saving up so I replied like the sas-ass brat I am when I'm hyper.
"Why?!? What made you God to tell me what to do with my money?"

Today during sixth period someone left a note she or he were passing to someone else. The main subject was about our history class/history teacher Mrs. Caldwell (or affectionaly{I spelled that wrong} known as The Faghat Teaching History). For the Diary's sake I'll name one Eddie, and the other Vincent. And this is truley what they wrote! Word for word! I repeated everything exactly how it is so if something is spelled wrong or the grammer is incorrect it's all their fault. But anthing in "(...)" are my personal comments.

Eddie: Ah. what a *scribbles* cocksucker! (I wonder if the scribbles was a first attempt to spell "cocksucker")

Vincent: hehe i know . with mr.Handcock we wouldn't have a ssign seats.Damnb (first of all he has no grammer at all... and it's supposed to be Hancock... not "Handcock". They also need to learn how to space... and spell damn)

Eddie: Seriously. But he sucked. I had and F in his class (that F was your own damn fault)

Vincent: yea i know. i have to sneeze. no it was just a warning. god wuts her problem! imbored. (he has the same grammer, spelling and spacing problems, then he wrote he had to sneeze... WTF MATE!?!?!?)

Eddie: dude this  Chick is anoying and we have so much work. and I'm boredtoo! (Dude! Your like an idiot and picking up your friends spacing and puctuation problems... and calling Mrs. Caldwell a "Chick" is just wrong!)

Vincent: when do we get out of this class?? meen i was gonng pass thistou but shes over her. god man fell her to go away. all these kids keep raizing there hands man. (1st of all, man, where the hell do you pick up your afore mentioned problems?? Btw what the Hell does "god man fell her to go away." mean? I understand the last 4 words but the others make no sense.)
Eddie: Haha, I think we get out @ 12:01! FUCKER(the "R" is supposed to be backwords)! *scribble* i'ts 12:44! Dammit! Shes a sucky teacher. What high school are you going to? (Why the hell is the "R" backwords? I can tell the scribble on this one is "itz" which brings me to say "you can't even spell 'it's' right... but then ou still spelled it wrong!"

Vincent: Colonial...u? i swear the manican in theuniform is looking at me! run! (I swear your a dumbass! Though it does sound like you've been playing Silent Hill...)

Eddie: Yeah, same here. Good thing I won't be alone! Yeah that *scribble* manican is Scary. God this is so gay. hopefully I don't have to read. (God YOU are so gay. Again... you may have been playing Silent Hill... though I highly doubt it. Silent Hill is too awesome for the likes of you.)

Vincent: YAY! im so happy . um idon't want to read either (I would comment but there's nothing to say)

Eddie: Shit. I think she saw me with this note. KTTYL! (Damn mother fucker you swear alot...)

Okay.... yeah anyway I beat SH3 today, because a person whom I won't mention forgot to bring SH1 to school so we couldn't switch. And have officially decided that if KH was made by Kanomi (only) it would have been so kick ass.... I beat SH2 yesterday and got the leave with Laura ending... damn I REALLY wanted James to either comit suicide or drive off into Toluca Lake.... he is one stupid man... oh well... I'll try again.

I had the best Christmas I think I ever had!!!! Though I got absolutly nothing I thought/ hoped for I still got the best gifts! Love, Family, and Hope!
(Pfft! Hell no!)

Ok I really mostly everthing I hoped for! I got KH Chain of Memories, SH2, SH3, Spy vs.Spy the complete works (message me if you have no idea what that is), an MP3 player (PPPAAARRRTTTAAAHHH!!!),KH chain of memories, compound bow, quiver, arrows, target (no, not my little brother), 5 sketch books, pencils (message me to understand my pencil delema), KH chain of Memories, two new books (I'm a nerd, I admit I like to read), did I mention that I got KH chain of Memories?

  Btw, Cheryl, in Chain of Memories ou play as Riku, I still doubt ou play as him in KHII.

"My last day of school before the winter break was hell." Rated: No F***ing babies allowed! (that means you too Ansem! [from Kh...]) {really though I would say noone under 10... ~ If I insulted ne1 with the baby thing up there... too bad!~}

  First of all I forgot my homework for Geometry (I probably have a B in there like every other class). Then I relized I forgot my F***ing pencil so I couldn't even draw! In 2nd period (I have geo first) I watched a bunch of stupid sixth graders exchanging gifts... then my leg became numb and I barely could walk on it. 3rd period... well that period always sucks A$$, but anyway... we had pizza and I had too much so I almost threw up on the way to fourth. Fourth is Art so it wasn't too bad except m teacher wouldn't leave me the Hell alone... and he does that when we don't need him but when we do he's never around. 5th and 6th period.... damn!!!!!!! *curses to self for a full hour before returning to computer* Alright the school staff decided that the whole school had to watch a basketball game between the students and faculty. Not letting us have any alternative. Anyhow I started my period during this time and had no idea. So when a girl asked to switch places with me I wouldn't know there was a huge red stain on the bleachers. And the worst part is... half the school knew... wait no that wasn't... a bitch at school named Stacia was sitting right beside me... THAT was the worst part. Luckily I had a jacket though so it wasn't too embaressing, but I swear... *goes around cursing agian* Have a Happy Holiday!

I had a really strange dream the other night and well I thought it was quite funny so I decided I'd put it up just for you all's entertainment.

  Alright I'm in a mock disney world sort of thing and their is a rope climb, but supposedly the rope is grass. I go on there with m brother and sister and for some reason I say "So this is what it's like to walk on grass." immeadeatly all the rope turns into little beads of grass. Someohw I make it to the end where I see a giant spider knawing on my brother. Some random girl says "All ye brotheren we must save our fellow comrade." (yes she said that in old english like that :D) I was all WTF!?!? No way! let me die! So instead of helping the other random kids defeat the giant spider she started swinging an imaginary battle axe at me. I easily dodge it (which was easy obviously). Then my little sister and brother (T_T yes he lived) say their hungry so I take them down to buy food for them (WTF?!?! I should have said get your own damn food!). They lady in at the register says she doesn't like my money (who the hell doesn't like money?) so she wouldn't take it. So I'm waiting with my brother and sister till moma shows up with money the lady dose like. Anyway on the intercom the person says Lord Voldemort is back (Just to let you all know somehow the Harry Potter series has taken over my life). I don't believe it and momma shows up and decides to go on an Alice in Wonderland water ride (Yeah! a dream about KH!!!). Halfway through the ride I get tossed out of the boat an dis getting flushed down a toilet type thing, seeing the mad hatter pop up in various places. At the end I tell everyone around me it was like a high intense flume ride and everyone decides to go on (what the crap? I just got flushed down a toilet!)

*Note: Anything in "(...)" are comments I made on the dream. (but you really didn't need me to tell you that...)

Need to Know

by: Claudia Wolf (me)

I figured out today I'm a actual bitch. I'm really mean to my friends and other people, telling them to go away and calling them stalkers. Cheryl and Kira do this too but somehow they make it funny, even to the person their insulting, I only seem like the bitch I am. This evening I had to eat dinner and sit in the car with a girl who looks up to me. I almost strangled her, smacked her witha magizine, and slapped her hard across the face when she kept on turning on the light. And the worst part of it all is that she was laughing the enitire time.

 I am a bitch, no wonder I had no friends until last year and probably will lose the ones I have real soon. *tears*

I'm sorry everyone!

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