19 WAYS TO CONFUSE SANTA CLAUSE


1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.


2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.


3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.


4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.


5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa !


6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."


7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

8. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

9. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. " Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. "

10. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

11. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.


12. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

13. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

14. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
 
15. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.


16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.


17. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.


18. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.


19. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us." 

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you?: no one
You wanted to kill?: classified
That you laughed at?: one of me friends
That laughed at you?: don't remember
That turned you on?: classified
You went shopping with?: mmmmmeself?
That broke your heart?: classified
To disappoint you?: Andy
To ask you out?: Andy
To make you cry?: Andy
To brighten up your day?: [Jasef], [ArcticTofu] and [The Red Baron]
That you thought about?: [fang, the grey wolf]
You talk to through IM?:I didn't
You saw a movie with?: Woody Allen
You talked to on the phone?: My dad
You saw?: Andy
You lost?: classified
You thought were completely insane?: My drummer
You wanted to be?: Meself in Athkatla
You trusted?: Andy
You turned down?: classified

LAYER ONE
-- Name: Pandora Atenais
-- Nickname: Appendix
-- Birthdate:25.12.1985
-- Birthplace: bloody frozen Moscow
-- Current location: you guess
-- Eye color: green
-- Hair color: at the moment - bright red
-- Height: Appendix
-- Righty or lefty: ambi



LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: greek/viking/slavic
-- The shoes you wore today: umm...socks
-- Your weakness: partys, cigarettes
-- Your fears: spiders!!!
-- perfect pizza:pepperoni
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: marry the right person, become famous



LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: shit, mmmmmm
-- Your thoughts first waking up: food... foood....
-- Your best physical feature: braids. eyes. hands.
-- Your bedtime: when want to sleep
-- most missed memory: hmm...



LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Coca cola light
-- Fast food joint: fastfood is evil
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: New Rock
-- Chocolate or vanilla: both please
-- Cappuccino or coffee: capuccino



LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: yes
-- swear: nope
-- Sing: a lot
-- Take a shower every day: you guess
-- have a crush: afraid so
-- Do you think you've been in love: sure in it
-- Want to go to college: for what? I'm a university student as I can remember
-- Like high school: hate it
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Get motion sickness: ? No..
-- think ur attractive: gorgeous
-- Think you're a health freak: not at all:)
-- Get along with your parents: perfectly
-- Like thunderstorms: nope
-- Play an instrument: electrical guitar


LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had sex: yes
-- Made out: no
-- Gone on a date: yes
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: unfortunately no
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny-dipping:no
-- Dyed your hair: made braids
-- Stolen anything: no



LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
-- Been caught doing something: no
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in:no



LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: mmmm.... It doesn''t really matter (if not 70 of course)
-- Numbers and names of children: 1. Girl. Camilla. I think.
-- Describe your dream wedding: mmm. few closest people.
-- How do you want to die: Umm, actually.. I don't:)
-- Where do you want to go to college: I don't!
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Hah, you'll see
-- What country would you most like to visit: Norway, Lebanon, Egypt
-- Who is your guardian/ most loved person: classified


LAYER NINE
In a guy...
-- Best eye color: mmm... green? Whatever, actually
-- Best hair color: black, or deep brown
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: mmm.. tall:)
-- Best weight: not fat, not very thin
-- Best articles of clothing: mmm... whatever
-- Best first date location: I dunno...
-- Best first kiss location: Hmmm... I dunno:) I don't have such stereotypes



LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 2. And parents.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Ahhh... a store:)
-- Number of piercings: None *runs away crying loudly*
-- Number of tattoes: none
-- Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper: mmm.. 2 or three
-- Number of scars on my body: ahh, lots! My hobby's getting meself new traumas:))

You are Form 5, Dragon: The Weaver. "And The Dragon seperated the virtuous from the sinful. He tore his eyes from his sockets and used them to peer into the souls of those on trial to make a judgement. He knew that with endless knowledge came endless responsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena (Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya (Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept of intelligence, the number 5, and the element of wood. His sign is the crescent moon. As a member of Form 5, you are an intelligent and wise individual. You weigh options by looking at how logical they are and you know that while there may not always be a right or wrong choice, there is always a logical one. People may say you are too indecisive, but it's only because you want to do what's right. Dragons are the best friends to have because they're willing to learn.

Good morning Elftown! I am so glad to see you today! The braids are glad too! They went to party yesterday, and they are still very impressed by it, they had lots of attention around, and lots of ppl were saying they are beautiful! What else do braids need? :)
My friend is coming here today (I hope this time her mother will let her go:)), and we'll exchange our clothes as usual, and finally spend some time together. I love it when she comes, she's nice, and we can talk about whatever:) And besides, I'm lonely all day long, I need company, or I'll die of loneliness:)

The Perfect guy :
[Hair Color:] dark
[Eye Color:] greean or blue
[Height: ] tall
[Six Pack:] ?
[Long or Short Hair:] long
[Glasses or contacts:] doesn't matter
[Piercings: ] maybe
[Scars: ] maybe
[Buff or Skinny:] ? 
[Funny or Serious:] both but in time
[Party or Stay at home:] both
[Should he know how to cook:] yes
[Should he have a best friend: ]if it would be a boy - yes
[Should he have a lot of girl friends:] NO!!! Girls are evil!
[Outgoing or Shy:] both in time
[Sarcastic or Sincere:] sarcastic
[Should he watch chick flicks:]?
[Would he smoke: ] doesn't matter
[Would he drink:] no
[Would he swear:] doesn't matter
[Would he play with your hair:] yes
[One or more girls at a time: ] ? huh?
[Bad Boy or Good Boy:] bad boy
[Would he kiss you on the first date:] I dunno
[Where would you go to dinner: ] doesn't matter
[Would he bring you flowers: ] yes! Flowers! I love flowers!
[Would he lay under the stars with you:] well ok
[Would he write poetry about you:] Yes!
[Would he call you hunny or baby:] Sweety
[Would he hang out with your friends:] yes
[Would you hang out with his friends:] yes
[Would he walk you to the door at the end of the date:] yes
[Would he hold your hand:] yes
[Would he play sports:] doesn't matter
[Would he sing:] I dunno
[Would he play an instrument:] doesn't matter
[Would he keep his room clean:] doesn't matter
[Would he paint, draw or sculpt:] draw, maybe
[Would he write his own music:] it would be nice
[Would he use the word "dude":] NO!!!
[Would he use the word "tight'':] dunno
[Would he watch the sunrise or sunset with you:] yes
[What kind of vehicule would he drive:] doesn't matter
[How old would he be:] older than me

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
01 - spiders
02 – being on high floors
03 - nothing more I guess
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
01 - Logics
02 - Geometry
03 – Maths
THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
01 – Logics
02 - Arabic
03 - portugues
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
01 - pants
02 – braids
03 - top
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
01 - cellular
02 - laptop
03 - food
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
01 – get married
02 – become famous
03 – have a daughter
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
01 - braids
02 - evil
03 – easily amused
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
01 – I trust everyone
02 – I speak before I think
03 – I do before I speak
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
01 - Greek (grandgrand ma)
02 - vikings (longlong ago when they first came to Russia)
03 - russians themselves (but not that much)
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 – braids
02 - arms and hands
03 - ears
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 – legs
02 – belly
03 - height
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
01 – I sing since I was 6
02 – I am really kind inside
03 – I love football (Portugal!Portugal!Portugal!)
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
01 – mmmm
02 – shit
03 – слаааааденький (in english it goes like sweeeeety)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
01 - Norway
02 – Lebanon
03 – Egypt
THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
01 - Pandora
02 - Appendix
03 - Ash

Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles


I just liked it, I know it's banality, that everyone has it in the houses, but it's so nice:))

Haha, this deserves a bit of attentiont too:)